In this, the 76th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

...It's not the end it's only begi..-Hiatus!

In this episode Mr. Kia has car trouble! TK1 actually has fun! The Sniper wakes the fuck up and gets more Snipes in the Wesley! Ginger helps remember the past but does so using his memory...and G.G. well she's not bored this time! 

The crew pays tribute to you, the loyal listener as well as put on a very fun and engaging show! So for the last time, that's clearly not the last time...or is it? Sit back hit play and listen to #TLPS do what they do best...make you laugh!

Thanks for everything!

The End...

"It's not the end, it's a damn hiatus! H-I-A-T-U-S! -TK1

-AG

Links

Hang On To Your Seat

Clean Up After Your Children

Dead Last Recovery

AND by popular demand The Glossary of Perversion

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In this, the 75th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

TK1, AG and Mr. Kia decide to finally take the "Vegemite Challenge" that's almost a year old now.  The Sniper says "Hell No, it's a texture thing!" and pulls out his phone to do a little video recording! *Video now available via our Youtube channel!* As with everything on TLPS, things go over like you'd expect them too!

Not to be out done by the boys, G.G. decides to one up us and take the "Cinnamon Challenge." What happens in the minutes following maybe one of the scariest and funniest things we've accidentally been associated with!

Links

Steph's Long Lost Sister

Inseminating Squid

Sex With Teddy Bear

Monkey And Frog Video

Octoporn Star

AND by popular demand The Glossary of Perversion

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When News Breaks, We Point And Laugh

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In this, the 74th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

Well here we are back again since the last time...we were umm...back again!  All 5 of us.  That is to say, until we are not.  We start off talking about Joe and Tom's trip to the windy city and how they finally let their thirds meet.  Then TK1 decides to warm us all by apologizing to the Fun Sponge for months...or was it years of abuse? Abuse for being a Fun Sponge at being a cheap ass!  Well don't that moment of unapologetic honesty change the way you view the show because then of course we go into headlines.  But it's not the headlines as much as its G.G.'s joke book that takes the show to an all new level of depravity.  Sorry TK1. In the end it's good to know that you and only you will be saved by The Holy Ghost! 

Links

36hr Epic Struggle

Piercing Headache

Titanic II

AND by popular demand The Glossary of Perversion

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In this, the 73rd episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

The guys (*ahem* and lady, thank you!) discuss a Japanese delicacy that only an asexual man could prepare.  We also speak to each other in the fourth language as only a true Minecraft-ian can! We learn that not only in Minecraft can you build the starship Enterprise, and if you’re willing you can build a relationship too. K.I.A. obviously has a hard time relating to “real” people, but in the Matrix he is “The One.” Especially to Elerain! A few other things are covered as well, like if you’re over 400lbs you’re likely too fat to burn! Movie theater etiquette is discussed as well.  Such as, do you hold seats for people or not? This could get you and your whole family murdered if you answer incorrectly! It’s good to be back on iTunes! Youre letters were well received! :)Press Play NOW!!!

Links

Sign of the Apocalypse

Weenie; It's What's For Dinner

Burning Fat

Woman Has "Her Way" With Man

Cat Lady To Put All Other Cat Ladies To Shame

AND by popular demand The Glossary of Perversion

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In this, the 72nd episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

Just when we get the show started up...something straight out of an M. Night Shyamalan movie happens! A twist you never saw coming! Something so shocking....OK, not really a big deal.  There is a suprise.  Some may enjoy it...some won't.  Either way, there will be Afterglow envolved! We always do you right, do we not?

Enjoy!

-AG

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In this, the 71st episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

Links

Wild Ride In A Wheelchair

Mother Tries To Sell Daughter's Virginity

Sunlight Diet

Baby Pills

AND by popular demand The Glossary of Perversion

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In this, the 70th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

The Angry Ginger threatens neighborhood annihilation when his oldest starts having issues with a friend! Unfortunately, he is stopped dead cold in his tracks by the "friend's" Mom! Moving from a Westeria Lane type scandal to another, those of you that listened to our now defunct podcast Ask An American, will be familiar with our friends at B.U.I. (Blogging Under the Influence). We recently guested on their show and during the interview we had a bomb dropped on us! A bomb so loud even Henry Higgins could be heard (clear as day) saying "Holy smacker my potatoes...the gators are getting outta hand"! At the end of the day, it was a misunderstanding and we apologize...well AG does. Mr. Kia will have none of it and kindly picks AG up off the ground after the bus gets done running him over! Thanks TK1...Thanks.

Links

Casey The Punisher

Blogging Under the Influence Ep. 52 (Ft. TLPS)

Chainsaw vs. Samurai

Mother Makes Sex Tape With Son

Overly-Tanned Mom Makes Up For Under-Tanned Daughter

The Sun: Burning Gingers So We Don't Have To

Washed Cat

AND by popular demand The Glossary of Perversion

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In this, the 69th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

The Sniper goes to war with the U-Verse! Just as history has proven over and over again, even in times of war you're bound to make love...not war!(With the Cable Guy) Even after falling asleep to elevator music, while waiting for someone named Fred in India to give him assistance with his Interwebs problems, the Sniper stays cool, calm and collected. That is until he doesn't.  I believe a threat involving a booted foot and a sphincter muscle was used as some point! The Angry Ginger came prepared with plans for The Kilted One to once again get his sexy on! If you listened to the previous episode and still have TK1-moanaphobia then you may be glad that he didn't show up for this episode.  Guess who did though...Mr. Know-it-all! So AG decides to ambush him with a page from a story that would cause the coldest of women to once again flow like a river with an unmeasurable amount of temptation! Meanwhile... The Sniper waits...G.G. talks about a contest that's soon to be sweeping the nation...the world even.  An annual "Watching Paint Dry" contest.  So awesome I dare not repeat what I just said about a contest where one actually "Watches Paint Dry"!  Are you F%$#ing kidding me? PAINT DRYING!!! Meanwhile...The Sniper waits...

Links

Reverend Charles

Swearing Preacher

What Happens When You Don't Listen To Your Kids

Woman Mistaken For Hog; Shot

AND by popular demand The Glossary of Perversion

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In this, the 68th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

...Meanwhile at a local Denny's...Mr. K.I.A. takes a brief snore inducing moment to let us know about a very "special" lunch outing he partook in last week.  A lunch that filled him with "pride" but left the customers filled with confusion and riddled with bullet holes!  That's right folks, Mr. K.I.A. finally takes his coat off to practice his constitutional right and bares it all! Wait that's not right!  His Arms..He bares his arms...(This gun was made in Grand Rapids Michigan! Shop Smart...Shop S-Mart!) That's not all he shows off, if you know what I mean! *Wink Wink* Over a nice warm plate of "Moons Over My Hammy" he and a group of young guns talk the smell of gun powder in the morning, a good tight grip and keeping your weapon in it's holster. "Thank You Tom"! -TK1Now, to those of you who are true TLPS listeners and have bought the TLPS App (available now via itunes and Google Marketplace) you will remember a few weeks ago in the Afterglow show that we had discussed TK1's wife having to have a few "Something, Somethings" removed. Well, after 17 hours and 9 pints of blood and almost loosing her twice to our maker (if that's what you believe) she survived and TK1 brings us the story. A few other things to mention before I leave you to you and your special play button (on your listening device, perverts!) We also discuss a married listener and her fetish for other men! Well, lets be honest she's only fond of the man because the Penis hasn't become Self Aware yet! YET! Though in her defense she has been taken over by the Evil known to man as "The Octopu$$y"!

Also, making his second appearance on the show, sitting next to The Google Goddess, is her man from across the pond @nerfspur or could he possibly be "London Boy"? Love is on the line as we sort out the details of the sordid tale.

We also hit on such noble topics like virgin porn watching with a hint of irony. The irony being his wife...wait I've said! to much!  Question for ya. Are the rules of rape different if you're into the sex for currency? and Why can't high school kids bring porn stars to the prom anyway? Those and other "Hot Button" Issues all in the palm of your hand! So put on your brightest smile for your in dash cam...spit shine you're badge and turn on the police siren because TLPS is breaking the Law! -AG

Links

Man Watches Porn; Finds Wife

Officer Caught By Own Dash Cam

Sub Teaches Student To Cover Love Bite

Veet Reviews

AND by popular demand The Glossary of Perversion

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In this, the 67th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,

Before getting to a very important listener submitted voice mail, we sit down to discuss our feelings! Not our own mind you, just the neighborhood squirrel's.  Yes Squirrels!  So the question on every one's mind is...Do they have feelings? TK1 shares a story with us that would make even the hardest of criminals cry! Hell, I heard that the Lifetime Network in conjunction with The Animal Planet have green lit a 12 hour mini-series on this event! I'm betting that male birth control will be handed out like candy before our very own Sniper sheds a tear though...He's a wall of emotion let me tell you! In other news, we travel across time and space to find the perfect piña colada mix!  Check this out...in the future chicks just wear it on there faces! You know...like a money shot! Yeah even in the future some women are still whores...but they smell good! Just don't call them any dirty names, they've got attitudes about that kind of thing! We actually saw one "facially challanged-smell pretty" use a mans testicles as a stress ball and he was just asking for directions!  Don't worry, we had Mr. Know-It-All with us so we didn't need to ask for a thing! Though we did run into his future self. He's still the same, except he's taken on a new hobby....Peeing on office furniture! I know what your thinking...it's good to see that he turned out normal!  Also we hear from a couple who got themselves involved in a scam...or maybe they were the scam! To make a long story short, there's a Nigerian Prince, a couple of over weight autistic women and robot named Tussin. Oh and I can't forget the possible dead horse without a name!!! Listen, I make sh*t up for a living and even I'm not this good...so it's gotta be true right?  Right? Well, the only way to find out is click on that play button and listen to the episode.  So I'll leave you to it then.-Angry Ginger

Links

New Male Birth Control

On-again, Off-again Scrotum

Farm Bureau Employee Fired For Marking Territory

AND by popular demand The Glossary of Perversion

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When News Breaks, We Point And Laugh

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