(9:57) Dallin, Mark, and Alexis have a a lively debate about which Princess Utah guys would simp the most for.

Ethan Smith is young and dumb… and he also attends YoungDumb sponsored events.

We’re BACK! Alexis Smith joins the show to discuss the Instagram’s of church leaders and how we can get more people to “follow” the prophet on social media.

Covid-19 update at BYU: lots of social media virtue signaling! Then Edward Dube joins the show and talks Lions, School in Zimbabwe, living in Utah, and much more!

Brixton joins the show and discusses life after college in Utah Valley and stories from working at the MTC.

Jacob Willardson joins the Tools to draft the worst possible things a girl could have on her dating App. Also: is LinkedIn the dating site of the future?

Lindsey joins Dallin and Mark to discuss the do’s and don’ts of trying to impress a girl via the Direct Message, and how you can score a date with your crush... even if you’re average looking.

Is it sexist to not hate JFK? Gambling... with your tithing?

Palmer and Dallin are joined by the mysterious manager of the BYU ROOMMATE STORIES Instagram page and discuss all the different roommates you can encounter in college.

Our pilot episode features Dallin’s struggle to message a girl he matches with on Mutual while navigating less than average advice given by Palmer and Nate. As taught in Matthew 15, “And if the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch.”