Faux Jimmy Sexton returns with four minutes of pure SEC mayhem. Boosters leaking nonsense from Chick-Fil-A, ADs hiding in airports, Kiffin sending mysterious dashboard alerts; and Jimmy pretending to be asleep while rumors ignite like a Dollar General firework.

If you want insider chaos, buyout forecasts, and a confession or two...you're in the right place.

Remember - the buyout is guaranteed. The truth? Not so much.