The Lee and Dan Show

In this fortnight’s episode listen in whilst Lee and Dan discuss biscuits, disappointment and the lost episode of Stargate that featured the onion smelling people.

All of this makes no more sense when you actually listen to it. Lee also incorrectly places Scott Bakula into a CSI show when in actual fact he is in a NCIS spin-off.

Go listen and tell your friends!

Wow it sounds like a soap opera, but it’s probably not quite so entertaining.

Matthew Thomas the author and illustrator of T’wasnt which Dan and I actually guest starred in. We talk about creative endeavours and streamline what to do if you happen to find yourself a bag of money.

Now Dan had it revealed to him on Twitter that we’re doing these sneaky podcasts – 71 people listened to the podcast before someone let it slip (about five hours LOL). And the reason why we’re posting today is that Dan and I recorded a podcast but deemed you all unworthy of listening to it.

If you’d like to sneak around with me right under Dan’s nose then go fill out this form and think about your life choices.

Since the Lee and Dan show is a fortnightly podcast I spend at least half my time each fortnight wistfully pining for Dan. And since Dan is already so busy with THAT other podcast (trollop) I have decided to cheat on Dan behind his back.

This is a secret podcast, he doesn’t know about it and since he has no need to visit this website he shouldn’t see it unless one of you blabs to him!

So keep your cake holes shut!

My first liaison is with Arjan Beens, a long time friend to the podcast (the betrayal is deep) and dutch ninja. We talk about all manner of things Warhammer and we quickly discover that if given the chance Arjan would rob banks and Games Workshops.

The podcast was recorded very VERY early one morning and the set up was all wrong so I couldn’t really hear Arjan so when I say excuse me I’m not picking on his ridiculous accent I actually just couldn’t hear him.

With the theme of the Lee and Dan Show being to do everything counter-intuitively I will not be promoting this podcast on social media (where Dan might see it anyway) and am leaving it up to you to whisper its existence in darkened corners and long alley ways.

Like seriously though, don’t tell Dan. We want to see how long we can carry on under his nose.

If you’d like to cheat on Dan with me go fill out this form and think about your life choices.

In this episode, random strangers try to sell us goof balls, they fat shame Dan and Lee says the F word a LOT, more than usual.

We discuss the correct first aid for an elevator cable splinter (spoiler – emergency self tracheotomy) and discuss our thoughts about film and the importance for strong female characters that aren’t directly preaching (we discuss this very clumsily).

And for keyword sake we talk out The Umbrella Academy (KEEP SINGING) and Alita Battle Angel.

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In this week’s podcast we discuss men’s grooming, artificial intelligence, bootleg add-ons to Monopoly and upcoming films that we’re kind of excited about.

Who says we don’t have a consistent theme?!?

In this week’s slightly long podcast we discuss how bloody hot it is in Australia right now, school terms and the wonder of the age we live in.

The podcast does dip slightly into things of a personal nature but there should be enough in the podcast to give you plenty of time to finish mowing the lawn.

Have a listen and let us know which wave of the backlash you’re in.

In this fortnight’s podcast Lee and Dan are throwing books out, 3D printing holy rocks and are making new year’s resolutions to be fitter and healthier than you!

If you thought we were going to go back to podcasts that aren’t just a rambling mess you’d be wrong.

***insert evil laugh here***

It’s New Years Day and many podcasters have made resolutions to improve the quality and relevance of their podcasts. Not Lee and Dan though – they are still talking the same old claptrap and expecting you to listen to it.

So THRILL at the tales of Lee’s piloting incompetence. Marvel at the stories of washing up gloves and broken dishwashers. And gasp in amazement at Dan’s recounting of the legend of Byron’s stick.

Or just skip the episode instead, either way, is fine by us but do us a favour and at least lie to your friends about how good it is.

We do mention Christmas but in this podcast there’s probably a lot of other stuff we mention more.  

We talk about trailers such as the new Godzilla one and the Spider-man, Into the Spider-verse one.  There is some rambling about a  choice place to stay near Lee that has amazing reviews.

Dan destroys his children’s hard-earned electrical goods and brings up his “other” podcast again.

We discuss the wonder that is losing hours watching stuff on YouTube.

Also the saying the whole  “Die Hard is the ultimate Christmas movie” is NO LONGER CLEVER OR ORIGINAL.

So there’s a bit of a change to the podcast this episode as Lee and Dan decide to take a break from looking at comics and decide to shout at the internet a bit instead.

So if you would like to shout along with them you can follow the following links:

The new Lion King trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CbLXeGSDxg
Princess Bride “art”:  https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/a10p0r/this_man_wrote_out_the_entire_script_of_the/
Spirit Animals: http://www.spiritanimal.info/