Wellness Unfiltered Episode 2: Chocolate Scandals, Gut Hacks & Dickensian Dudes! 🎙️
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Show Notes
We’ve all been there: it’s 3 p.m., the slump is hitting hard, and you’re reaching for that "healthy" dark chocolate bar. But is your afternoon treat a superfood or a chemical cocktail? Between headlines about heavy metals and labels filled with mysterious E-numbers, even the simplest indulgence has become a wellness minefield. If you’re tired of "health-washed" snacks leaving you bloated and confused, this episode is your golden ticket to the truth.
In our second episode, Lee Holmes and Irene Falcone (Founder of Clean Nectarine) dive deep into the dark side of the $100 billion chocolate industry . From lead and cadmium lawsuits rocking major brands to the "Dutch processing" that strips away antioxidants, we’re uncovering what’s really in your pantry . Plus, we "womansplain" how to fix broken capillaries for the men in your life and deliver a fiery rant on big retailers crushing small, passionate businesses.
In this episode we chat about:
🍫 The Dark Side of Chocolate (02:30)
Cacao vs. Cocoa: Why the spelling determines the health benefits
The "Factory Fake" Scandal: Lead and cadmium lawsuits and heavy metals in soil
Emulsifiers (E475 & Soy Lecithin) and why they might be shredding your gut lining
👅 The Ultimate Blind Taste Test (14:40)
Ranking the top 10 cleanest blocks available in Australia
The "Blackout" 100% Cacao challenge
Lee’s "Gold Standard" pick for functional medicine disguised as a treat
🧔 Womansplain: The "Dickensian" Face Fix (31:03)
Treating broken capillaries and redness (the "gin blossom" look)
Simple swaps: Natural zinc, Vitamin C serums, and cooling face washes
📢 You’re on Speaker (Live with Margaret from Canberra!) (37:27)
Deciphering the "10-gram rule" for sugar on packaging
The "Bodyguard" Trick: Using raw veggies to create a physical mesh in your gut
Skincare at 68: Why serums do the heavy lifting over expensive creams
😤 Epic Rant: Big Retailers & "Marketplace" Lies (47:57)
Why big players are becoming the "Temu" of small business
The death of the niche health store and the rise of drop-shipping giants
Lee’s Nutritionist Nerd Notes
Cacao vs. Cocoa: The Antioxidant Supercharger
Cacao: Raw and cold-processed, keeping enzymes and antioxidants alive . It contains 40 times more antioxidants than blueberries and can help lower inflammation and improve heart health
Cocoa: Heated to high temperatures during processing, which strips away many of its original beauty and health benefits
The Chocolate "E-Number" Watchlist
Soy Lecithin (E322): Often used for texture but can lead to significant bloating
Polyglycerol Esters (E475): These can erode the gut lining and create inflammation throughout the body
The Rising Tide of Bowel Cancer
Bowel and colorectal cancers are no longer just "old person's diseases," with rates rising alarmingly among younger Australians
Almost 12% of cases now occur in people under 50, and it is the deadliest cancer for those aged 25 to 54
The decision to lower the screening age from 50 to 45 followed updated clinical guidelines from the National Health and Medical Research Council (NHMRC). These updates address the increasing prevalence of early-onset bowel cancer in individuals under 50, even as rates in older groups have declined
Important Note: If you are experiencing symptoms (such as blood in your stool or changes in bowel habits) or have a significant family history of bowel cancer, you should see a doctor regardless of your age, as you may require different types of testing
Lee's Rules of Engagement for Chocolate
Timing: The "sweet spot" for consumption is between 10 a.m. and 3 p.m. to help with energy slumps . Avoid eating it after 4 p.m. if you are caffeine sensitive
The Bodyguard: Pair chocolate with fibre-rich foods like nuts or berries to slow sugar absorption and prevent glucose spikes
The 10g Rule: When reading labels, look at the "100g column" and aim for products with less than 10g of sugar
Top 10 Chocolate Rankings
For the full breakdown of my top 10 cleanest, gut-friendly chocolate bars, including the rationale behind every rank, check out my latest blog post: www.superchargedfood.com/blog
Mansplaining: Non-alcohol drinks recommendations from Irene: Sans Drinks
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Wellness Unfiltered Episode 2 Transcript
Irene Falcone: Well, hello out there! You’re Irene...
Lee Holmes: ...and you’re Lee!
Irene: And this is Wellness Unfiltered! Yay!
Lee: (Laughs) I was on such a high from our first episode, Irene, and I learned a few things, especially around sunscreens as well. I’ve been boosting Google’s business by searching the TGA website and all the numbers on the packs to find out what’s in them. You’re welcome, whoever owns Google!
Irene: Well, yeah, that first episode was so electric. And whilst you were Googling on Google about the things I was saying about sunscreens, I was lying in bed at 3 o'clock in the morning hoping I don't get any letters from the TGA over anything that I said.
Lee: Oh no!
Irene: How nice is it out here? It’s raining today in the Cabin, and it is so beautiful overlooking that garden and the smell... there’s something about the smell of the rain on the Northern Beaches, isn't there?
Lee: It’s so beautiful and I’m actually really loving my garden at the moment because it, well... it’s the first thing I look at as soon as I get out of bed. I run downstairs and have a look at the garden and it just makes me so happy. So anyway, this episode is going to be a really big one. In our "What’s Popping" segment, we are going to the dark side—literally. And we’re going to do a deep dive into the chocolate industry, from heavy metal scandals to a blind taste test, which you’re going to be doing, of the cleanest blocks widely available. And I’ve also put together a top ten ranking of the best chocolates.
Irene: I’m so looking forward to that, Lee, I have to say. Please don't say anything negative about chocolate. It is my one thing that I love. At least I'm going to have a list of things I can eat, right?
Lee: Yeah, you sure will.
Irene: Okay, good. I do feel guilty eating chocolate sometimes. And then we’re heading into "Womansplaining" to help Justin, our producer, deal with whatever issue he’s got going on this week.
Lee: And he’s had a few.
Irene: I bet! Plus, we’ve got a listener joining us in a discussion in the Cabin. We’ve got Margaret from Canberra on speaker.
Lee: And as always, we are going to be finishing with a rant or rave.
Irene: Oh pick me! Pick me! I have a rant and I was rehearsing the rant in my car on the way here and I was getting so mad.
Lee: Really? I cannot wait to hear it. I’m super excited. I can already see the sparks coming out of your headphones, Irene.
Irene: (Laughs) Yeah, you can... can you see the steam is going to start coming out of my ears on this one? Alright Lee, let's get into the big one for the week. It’s the topic that dominates everyone's WhatsApp group, every office kitchen, and definitely every woman’s 3 PM slump. We are talking about chocolate and the dark side of it.
Lee: It sure does, doesn't it? And we talk about it a lot, and I feel like it's kind of like the universal love language, you know? But it’s also become one of the most confusing topics in wellness, I find. One day we're told it's a superfood, it protects our hearts and minds, and then the next day there’s a headline that you read and it says it's got heavy metals in it and it’s going to shred your gut and it’s got emulsifiers and it’s all so confusing.
Irene: You know what? I know those things and I just eat them anyway. And I do try and get the one that looks the most healthy, but I am always looking for that Goldilocks sort of unicorn bar. The one that tastes really good but it doesn't give me that sugar crash. And I am trying to avoid sugar, but then of course I don't want to be having any fake sugar. I don't really like the taste of stevia. But I really love that indulgence. I really do have that sweet tooth and I have been seeing all of that stuff on the news lately. So I don't know if I'm eating a bunch of chemicals or lead or God knows. Can't wait to find out.
Lee: Yeah, you’re going to find out today. And did you know, talking about the chocolate and the industry, it’s literally a 100-billion-dollar industry. And it’s really mastered health-washing. So it kind of gives us all these messages that are super confusing for people. And even the word cacao—we think we’re doing our bodies a favour getting all these feel-good, real ingredients. But actually, did you know that the spelling matters more than people realise?
Irene: It’s really interesting you should say that. I didn't originally know that. I know because as I was writing many, many product descriptions in my time, I was always spelling cacao as c-o-c-a-o... I don't even know how to pronounce them actually, but I do know that I always get them muddled up in my head still.
Lee: Yeah, so there’s cacao and there’s cocoa. And they’re two completely different things.
Irene: Yes, so I’m going to guess one is good and one is bad?
Lee: Yeah, so this is the massive difference, right? So you’ve got cacao, which is yummy, but it’s generally raw and cold-pressed. And it keeps the enzymes and the antioxidants and all the good stuff alive. It’s actually got 40 times more antioxidants than blueberries, can you believe it? And there’s flavanols in there as well which can help you lower inflammation, help your heart health, and even wrangle your gut bugs into better behaviour. There’s recent research too that backs this up, that dark chocolate is linked to a 21% lower risk of type 2 diabetes if you have five-plus serves weekly. I love the sound of that. And there are so many other benefits to it as well. Cocoa, on the other hand, is roasted and processed because they heat it to this high temperature and you lose a lot of those beauty and health benefits along with it. And most of the time along with cocoa, manufacturers they dump in sugar, dairy or soy to make it more palatable. And so you know the chocolates that you find in the supermarket aisles, a lot of them have processed the life out of them and they’re just a bunch of empty calories and additives, believe it or not.
Irene: Well, I never shop in that aisle. I always buy my chocolate in the health food aisle in the supermarket. So I’m assuming that they're better, right? Tell me they are.
Lee: The jury is out on those. Really, we’re going to learn more today about that.
Irene: I do still see numbers like I’ve seen E475 and soy... how do you pronounce that? Soy... there’s always a soy leth-ith-in... what is that?
Lee: Lecithin.
Irene: Lecithin. I see soy lecithin. I always try and avoid gluten and I always try and avoid dairy and of course a lot of sugar, so I always find that that soy thing is the only thing that’s left in the allergens.
Lee: Yeah, that’s true. You know what too? Because I have autoimmune issues, I’ve always tried to pinpoint the kind of foods that were affecting me and I realised it was a lot of the E numbers in just simple little ingredients but they’re chemically laden and chemically produced. So something like soy lecithin—it’s called E322 if you’re having a look at the back of your chocolate. It helps with the texture of chocolate but it’s really... it’s really bloating. I find when I have it I get super bloated. I don't know if you do as well.
Irene: Well, I just thought... okay, so this is really interesting. I just thought it was the dairy in the milk chocolate. I wouldn't have thought in a... I mean, I know I can't have gluten and I know I can't have dairy, so I don't know why I’m still bloating. That would explain it.
Lee: Yeah, because I’m like super fine with dairy. I’m completely fine but it’s these additives... highly processed foods that really get to me. And what they do is... and there’s another one called E475 which is polyglycerol esters, and what they do—the polyglycerol ones—is they really erode the lining of your gut and they create inflammation in your gut lining and in your body. And because of that, it can contribute to a lot of inflammation, tiredness after eating, bloating after eating. That’s kind of why you feel like that. And then of course there’s refined sugar that feeds the bad bacteria in your gut. So you’re creating imbalances whether you’re having the additives or whether you’re having sugar as well. I know it kind of sounds a bit negative, doesn't it?
Irene: It sounds super negative and I really want to ask you about sugar. So firstly, I know saying zero sugar means nothing because zero sugar can mean it literally has no sweetener or it means it could have fake sugar and there's a whole bunch of fake sugars that obviously I would never put in my body ever. I also did see something recently about raw sugar not being... raw unrefined sugar not being that bad for us. And then there’s other things like maple syrup or... what's the other one? There’s another one... rice bran...
Lee: Oh, rice malt syrup?
Irene: That one! So, okay... can we have those? Tell me all about sugar and zero sugar.
Lee: Yeah, so the sugar... zero sugar bars that you see in the supermarket, they are the ones that have ingredients like erythritol which is good for your blood sugar, but then there’s also a lot of them, probably 90% of them, that have these E numbers in them. And they are the ones that are very irritating to your microbiome’s finickiness, you know? What I would do personally, and what I do, is I go for coconut sugar. And I go for ones that don't spike your blood sugar too much and more unrefined kind of sugar. So I think they’re a lot better personally. And you can also get ones, say for example if you’re having one with coconut sugar and nuts in it, the fibre actually feeds your good bugs in the gut, so no drama there.
Irene: I’ve got a nut allergy in my family so I’ve got to avoid nuts in chocolate. So, yeah, I tend to get things with some dried sort of fruit in it for sweetener. Is that okay?
Lee: I mean, sometimes they’re okay if they're natural. However, a lot of dried fruit have sulphites in them. And if you’re sensitive with your gut, because you know how you get the bloating like I do, if you’re sensitive you might react to those as well.
Irene: Yeah, right. Actually, speaking of sulphites, I’ve seen all this stuff in the news recently about hams being carcinogenic.
Lee: Oh my goodness, we’re doing an episode on that.
Irene: Are we? Okay, I can't wait for that because that scares the crap out of me. But speaking of carcinogenic, are any of these other E things related to carcinogens as well?
Lee: Yeah, well, believe it or not, obviously these ingredients do tie into bigger issues and there are trends that are happening at the moment like bowel cancer trends in young people. So by the way, I just did my home test last week for the... you know the free one that you get?
Irene: Good on you. You’ve got to do it every two years.
Lee: Yeah, that’s super important.
Irene: It seems to be on the news all the time.
Lee: Yeah, you see it a lot, huh? So it was, you know, it used to be thought of as an old person’s disease—bowel cancer and colorectal cancers—but now it’s hitting younger Australians at really alarming rates. It’s actually quite scary when you look at it. When you look at the rates of bowel cancer, almost 12% of cases are Australians under 50. And it’s the deadliest cancer for ages from 25 to 54. And you know those tests I was just talking about? They’ve actually changed the age of the screening test now and it’s down to 45. So you used to have it over 50 or 55. Now it’s 45. So that’s one screen we should be doing more of, right?
Irene: Wow, that’s super scary. And so what are the risks? Like, do we know why? Has there been any research coming out to say what’s causing this?
Lee: We know established risks like low-fibre diets, lots of processed meats that you were talking about before with the sulphites in them, a lot of red meat, obesity, alcohol, smoking, family history, those kinds of things. But with gut health under pressure from these ultra-processed foods creating the inflammation, I truly believe, and the research that I’ve done, that they definitely play a role in these rising rates too because if you look at the ingredients like emulsifiers and additives, they’re in all your plant-based milks, they’re in your protein bars. We totally have to do that episode on UPFs, ultra-processed foods, I just cannot wait for that one.
Irene: I know, can I just... I know we’re going to have a whole episode on that. But you know what makes me mad? Actually, I should just save this for another rant, but I’m just going to give you a little teaser rant here. It’s very public knowledge now and all over the news, it’s not a conspiracy theory, that these processed meats are carcinogenic. Why are we still advertising ham on the back of buses for children’s lunches? Why?
Lee: I don't understand that. Like why would they still be doing it when the research is out there?
Irene: It’s out there. It’s not like it’s hidden... if it’s as bad as it is, it’s as bad as advertising cigarettes on the back of a bus still.
Lee: I agree.
Irene: Alright, that’s a rant for another day. Alright, back to chocolate. So let’s talk about the chocolate scandal and all of this stuff that I’ve been reading about dark chocolate all of a sudden being bad for us—does it have lead in it or something? Is that what it's about?
Lee: Well, yeah, well this is the "Fine Ingredients" lie they call it. So it’s the Lindt... you know Lindt chocolate? You know you get the 85% one and you’ve got all the different versions of it?
Irene: I get the highest percentage. Surely that’s the best one... I get the highest one.
Lee: And you would think that, right? However, they’re now saying that the soil is dodgy, the chocolate is dodgy, and also that they have lead in them. The lead is in the soil and now the chocolate has lead in it. Lead and cadmium was found from the dodgy soil, it sparked this massive lawsuit, and Lindt are facing this lawsuit over their finest ingredients claims. So 2026 is all about calling out these factory fakes versus the artisan. So we need to keep it organic or at least cleaner, I would say. But this is pure marketing sadly because a lot of the time you get cacao butter which is just fat, not the flavanol-rich part, and then the real actives actually might be half of that. So there’s this processing method called the Dutch processing method and that kind of wipes out a lot of the goodness too. So if you see anything in terms of chocolate with fake flavourings, that’s a chemical pretend chocolate and it’s got zero health benefits.
Irene: I know you just said all that about Lindt, but I’m going to just pretend I didn't hear it.
Lee: (Laughs) Well, it’s in America and they haven't actually come out with this research in Australia, I will say yet.
Irene: Yeah, but is it the same chocolate? Out of the same factory?
Lee: Well, it’s localised here I’m assuming. Need to do a bit more research on that. I will let you know in our episode about ultra-processed foods.
Irene: I want to know. I really do need to know more about that. Wow. Alright, so I’m going to stop being depressed now, just tell me what I can eat. I know our producer's brought in a list. You had a... this episode was inspired... I really wanted to do this episode because I was so inspired by your Instagram post where you went into the supermarket—I think you went into Woolies or something—and you came out with a list of chocolates that we can eat.
Lee: Yes, I did.
Irene: Okay, so is that what I’m going to taste?
Lee: Yeah. You are. I’m so excited. You are going to taste them. So I’ve tested them all and I’m just going to let you know my results first and then I’m going to give you the taste test. Does that sound alright?
Irene: Yes. Okay.
Lee: So I’ve picked ten of the healthiest ranked by purest cacao, gut support, how they taste. All of them apart from number ten at the very end have no emulsifiers. The one at the very end is suspect. It may or may not... it’s not on the label but I've got a feeling it does have emulsifiers in it. Anyway, for all the purists out there, number one was the Alter Eco Total Blackout chocolate because it’s 100% cacao. It’s pure, it’s got no sugar, it’s got a really intense flavour. You’re going to try that one today. I also tried one called Ombar which I’ve tried before whenever I go to the US or the UK, I always get that one. It’s really tasty. And there’s another brand called Gutsii that I looked at as well which has got probiotic perks in it too.
Irene: Are they available in Australia, that UK one?
Lee: Yeah, the Ombar is now... yeah, yeah, the Ombar is now. You can buy it here now which is super exciting because I remember five years ago I tasted it over there when I went to America. I was like, this honestly tastes good and it’s super healthy and it’s now available in Australia.
Irene: This is my dream list. I can't even think of a better dream list.
Lee: Yeah, absolutely. Now, one I know that we both love is the Loco Love. That is far and away the tastiest. I love the brand and I also love their ethos as well. I love their philosophy and their ethos, a great company. I also looked at Pana Organic and this thing called Chow Cacao Truffalos. You’re going to try those today. Woo! And one called Noia. And another one too called Spencer's, and Spencer's does have a little bit of sugar. It’s got a bit of Bundaberg raw sugar in it. However, they use really quality ingredients so I really want you to try that one.
Irene: Yeah, that’s that raw sugar that I was telling you about—like, how bad can raw unrefined sugar be? It’s grown out of the ground, right?
Lee: Yeah, exactly. A little bit of, you know, a few squares of that, I think it’s totally fine. I also put another one from the supermarket in called Old Gold 70%.
Irene: Oh, I actually, my husband hates that one.
Lee: Yeah, I know. It’s high in refined sugar actually but there’s nothing else really in it, but like I said, it’s made by Cadbury, so you never know. The jury is out with that one because sometimes they don't say what emulsifiers are in the ingredients list and also I wonder about the lead contamination in that one. However, they were kind of my picks but I really want to get tasting, Irene. So you know what I’m going to do? I’m going to actually blindfold you. Alright, where’s your mouth? Come on.
Irene: I can't wait to do this.
Lee: So we have tasting sample number one coming over. Where’s your mouth? Here you go.
Irene: Okay, so Lee, these are your top ten healthy chocolate list, right? And now I’m going to try them and I’m going to give you my ranking on how they taste.
Lee: Yep. Okay. That’s number one.
Irene: Oh, that’s really good.
Lee: You like it?
Irene: Yes, it’s really good. It’s sweet but the sweetness goes away in a second, like, and then it’s not sweet. It’s really good, yeah. Yum.
Lee: So that’s the Pana Organic. I’ve got it at number nine on my list. It’s organic, which is really good. It’s plant-based with prebiotic fibre, smooth and salty profile—but watch creamy flavours for gums; plain dark is best at 43% cacao and sweetened with coconut sugar.
Irene: Well, interestingly with Pana in general, I don't really love their chocolate because I don't think it’s sweet enough. But this was... usually I find it doesn't have enough sweetness but that... that was nice. I like this one. Which flavour is it?
Lee: Yeah, so that’s the sea salt one and it’s sweetened with coconut sugar and it’s 43% cacao.
Irene: Alright, oh that’s delicious.
Lee: That’s a Tasmanian sea salt one. Okay, ready for number two?
Irene: I’m ready.
Lee: Alright, so this one you have to take a bite out of. I haven't kind of got you a square, I’m popping it into your hand. Take a bite. Let me know what you think.
Irene: Oh my god. Oh my god.
Lee: I’m sensing you know this one.
Irene: Oh, that’s the love chocolate. Yeah, like it’s Loco Love?
Lee: That’s the Loco Love. And it’s my favourite one, the hazelnut butter praline with maca.
Irene: Oh, actually my favourite is their peanut butter one, it’s like a Snickers.
Lee: Yes, it is.
Irene: That’s my favourite chocolate, that’s pretty much the only chocolate that I’ll eat now. And yeah, I like buy them from Flannerys. I just take about ten of them and then I have to mortgage my house to buy them but god they're so worth it.
Lee: It is gold standard for taste, right? You get the prebiotic fibre from whole ingredients, it’s got zero emulsifiers and basically it’s functional medicine disguised as a treat. You like it, don't you?
Irene: Yes, so I can tell you without trying anything else this is going to be my number one. But let’s keep going because...
Lee: Alright, so this is tasting sample number three. Are you ready for it? I’m passing it over to you now.
Irene: Okay, I’ve got to find my mouth. Oh, I don't like that one.
Lee: You don't?
Irene: No.
Lee: What don't you like about it?
Irene: It tastes bitter. That’s really bitter. I am a sweet tooth. And this tastes like it’s got no sugar and no sweetness.
Lee: Yeah, it doesn't have any sweetness. This is the one that’s the Alter Eco Total Blackout, it’s 100% cacao. It is a bit stubborn to chew, don't you think?
Irene: It’s not for me. I don't like it. No.
Lee: But it’s probably the most... I’m sure it’s the healthiest.
Irene: (Laughs) Yeah, but why does the healthiest have to taste the worst?
Lee: Yeah, but I’ve got a couple of friends who are real purists and they love it. Cause you can almost feel like after you’ve eaten it you get all that magnesium from it. However, sometimes I don't actually eat this one at night because I get jumpy from it. I feel like I get a lot of caffeine or something from the cacao. But yeah, not your favourite.
Irene: No, I will never eat that, I will tell you now. No.
Lee: Alright, well let’s move on to number four.
Irene: Actually I’ve got some left over, I’m not even going to eat that. Snap... someone take that? Yeah.
Lee: I’m going to snap number four for you, it’s coming into your hand now. This is number four. Let me know what you think.
Irene: Anything tastes better than that last one. Um, I don't like this one that much either. It just to me tastes like it’s got some sort of healthy sweetener like a syrup or something. It’s okay but it doesn't taste like chocolate, it tastes like something... oh, hang on! It tastes like when you go to those cafes, those really healthy cafes and they make you like a healthy hot chocolate and it just doesn't taste good.
Lee: Yeah, I hear you. Well, this one is the Noia, I think that’s how you pronounce it, plain milk with coconut milk version. I’ve got it at number seven on the rankings. It probably went down a bit because it’s quite clean but because of the taste. Um, it’s single-origin cacao, it’s soy and dairy free, it’s pretty clean, which is really good, but it does have some rice fillers in it as well. Maybe that’s why you’re getting that kind of thickness when you, you know?
Irene: Is that... does it have rice bran syrup in it?
Lee: No, it’s got coconut sugar in it actually, which is obviously good for your microbiome, it’s better than refined sugar though. But yeah, it is all about the taste at the end.
Irene: It wasn't great, it wasn't the worst but it wasn't like the first two.
Lee: Yeah. I’ve got a really good one for you now. I think you’re going to like it. Number five coming over.
Irene: Oh, it’s a ball! It’s like a gobstopper. Oh my gosh. Um, that’s really good.
Lee: Yeah, you like that?
Irene: Yeah, I love that. Is that caramel? That tastes good. I really like this. This is yummy. This is the third best.
Lee: Really? Well, this is number six on my list and I only recently discovered this at my health food store in Avalon. Um, it’s the Chow Cacao Truffalos. And it’s really organic, clean ingredients, it’s vegan, low coconut sugar, no junk, high cacao, really good for you. Love it, love it.
Irene: That’s my Loco Love health food store too and I love that so I’ll definitely buy this. This is great to have in the fridge because I have such a sweet tooth. That was really good.
Lee: Now, for the last one I wanted to throw in a supermarket version. Just one you can get at the supermarket. And I was going to do Lindt but then because of the whole lead thing I was like, no, let’s try something else.
Irene: So you didn't want to give me lead poisoning, thank you very much.
Lee: A supermarket one, let me know what you think coming over now.
Irene: That’s the Old Gold, isn't it?
Lee: Yeah.
Irene: I know that because let me tell you, my husband buys this one and I don't like it but I will tell you this: when there’s nothing in the house and I need something sweet, I’ll eat this because it’s all that’s there and it will do... it will do the trick.
Lee: It does, doesn't it? Yeah. It satisfies. So I’ve put it as a number ten just for a couple of reasons, because you can get it in the supermarket, it’s kind of easy to find, it’s got decent cacao but it is high in refined sugar and I think it’s got the emulsifiers because it’s made by Cadbury, they don't say it on the label but I really think it might. It’s not as pure as the rest, but if you’re really desperate you might want to try it. I don't know, the jury is out to be honest.
Irene: This is what I eat when I am desperate. Yeah. But if it... let’s play devil’s advocate on that last one then because it’s a pretty good choice and you get it from the supermarket and it’s probably about quarter the price of the others. Um, if it did have that emulsifier in it that we don't know about, does that make it still... like, does that still make the list or does that mean we have to avoid it because we just talked about how bad emulsifiers are?
Lee: I put it on the list because if you’re having it like, you know, once or twice a week a couple of squares, it’s okay. But I personally avoid emulsifiers because of the autoimmune stuff and the issues that I have with them. Some people are able to eat them and they’re totally fine, but I don't recommend it personally.
Irene: It is very... that one little square that you gave me was very satisfying. That definitely hits the spot. But how do you know if it’s got those emulsifiers? Doesn't it need to be on the label?
Lee: It needs to be on the label. It really does. However, because it’s made by Cadbury and all of theirs have emulsifiers, I just can't understand why this one wouldn't, so this is just my personal opinion, I think it does.
Irene: Right, in my opinion, if I can contradict you, if it doesn't have it on the label—because legally you have to have it on the label, I’m sure, unless it’s under a really small amount—then I think we’re pretty safe with it.
Lee: Do you know what I am going to do? (Sorry, got a mouthful of chocolate). Which one are you eating?
Irene: Loco Love.
Lee: Oh yeah, yeah, that’s the best one. I’m actually going to reach out to Cadbury and I’m going to email them and I’m going to ask them about the Old Gold.
Irene: Yeah, let’s just find out and then we’ll add that to the end of the episode when we find out. I just don't know how, if it’s not... like, labelling laws in Australia are really strict, so... let’s see. Okay Lee, that was all super interesting, but let's get some really strong takeaways because I think people are going to want to get their pen and paper out for this and take notes. So, assume it's 3 PM and we need, want, have to have a chocolate hit. Yeah. So how do we lessen that sugar hangover?
Lee: Well, first, let’s wind the clock back a few hours. Say it’s 10 o'clock, right? In the morning, 10 to 11 and that’s kind of the sweet spot for chocolate, a good time to eat it. And also in the afternoon around 2 to 3, it does help with the afternoon slump but definitely you would want to avoid it after 4 o'clock, especially if you’re caffeine sensitive, which I’m one of those people. So I have three kind of takeaways around chocolate consumption. I’ll call them my "Wellness Unfiltered Rules of Engagement." So firstly, I would avoid having it on an empty stomach because if you do you’ll get that massive glucose spike that kind of leads to the sugar sag that you get in your skin. Number two is the bodyguard. I would pair chocolate with nuts or berries because the fibre and the protein can slow down that sugar absorption.
Irene: Okay, or I can pair it with some raw vegetables.
Lee: (Laughs) If you want.
Irene: Does it actually make a difference as long as it’s fibre?
Lee: Yeah, yeah, it does slow down that sugar.
Irene: Okay, but it doesn't matter if it’s a fibre from a nut or a fibre from a broccoli?
Lee: No, it doesn't matter. If you want to pair your chocolate with broccoli, you go right ahead. And also coated is better than biscuits. So if you’re going to have something like... this is what I love to have, like the chocolate-coated almonds or hazelnuts, they’re really good. But if you’re having chocolate biscuits, it’s kind of like a double carb nightmare so I’d kind of stay away.
Irene: Oh, I wouldn't eat a chocolate biscuit. Yeah.
Lee: And then just when to have them for max benefits, I’d say a few squares of dark chocolate three to five times a week, you’re going to get all of those gut health perks, you’re going to get the polyphenols, the flavanols, and all of those good things. And it can actually improve your blood pressure and insulin sensitivity, believe it or not. And for people who are into their microbiome, which I really am, pairing them as I said with berries and nuts can really boost your polyphenol absorption too.
Irene: Well Lee, I’m going to admit something to you, I’m a little bit embarrassed about but I’ve been doing it all wrong. Do you know when I have my chocolate? At night. In bed at about after... definitely after 11 o'clock.
Lee: Really?
Irene: Yeah, while I’m doing my TikTok doom scrolling.
Lee: Well anyway, at least we’ve got that full ranked list with my rationale as well and my nerd... that’ll be in the nerd notes so anyone can kind of look at what chocolates they love as well and what’s good for you. Do you want another row of that Pana Organic or should we go with the Loco Love?
Irene: That, yeah, the Loco Love... I mean, I’ve got to stop talking about it. I actually, you know... I actually dream about that chocolate in my sleep.
Lee: Really?
Irene: Not that particular one, the Snickers version of it. I think it’s because I have so many gut issues and there’s so much I can't have. But that... the one I like’s got tremella in it. And tremella—you would know this—but that’s known as the beauty ingredient and I think it’s been used through for centuries for beauty. Do you know tremella itself is really delicious? You can just get a teaspoon and eat pure tremella out of the jar as a treat. Yeah, so having the tremella in that chocolate I think of it as a bit of a beauty treat.
Lee: Yeah. Does that mean I can have it at 11 o'clock at night still or not? I have to have it at... does it keep you awake? Because I can't have it after like...
Irene: Well, I don't sleep anyway, so I wouldn't know what keeps me awake. But I have my coffee when I wake up in the morning, I have an espresso in the morning and I don't have any more coffee during the day, but I think I’m just up thinking about... you know it’s like when you run a business, I’m just thinking about like stock bins and barcodes at 3 o'clock in the morning.
Lee: Your mind's ticking over.
Irene: On TikTok. Doom scrolling. Yeah, I know, it’s all very, I know. We all have our vices.
Lee: We sure do.
Irene: Alright Lee, it is time for that segment that I think is going to become a fast favourite. We’re calling it "Womansplaining."
Lee: (Laughs) I love it. Because let’s be real, many men are—how can I put this politely?—notoriously avoidant of their own health and beauty, don't you think?
Irene: They’re really avoidant. They’ll ignore a strange mole or a red face for a decade before they even consider getting it checked out. I know my husband is the same actually, I keep telling him he needs to get his moles checked and he keeps... you know what? He keeps going to Bunnings and getting more... deciding he needs to hang something on the wall.
Lee: Really? Yeah, that’s what they’re like.
Irene: Yeah. Well to help us out, we’ve got our very own Cabin Man representative. Justin, you are on the mic.
Justin Smidmore: Hi Lee, hi Irene.
Irene: Hi Justin.
Justin: Firstly, "Bustin" thanks you for last week’s advice on his gut girth. I’ve passed on the notes to him and he’s been having protein breakfasts and I’ve asked him to report back in a few weeks with the measurements.
Irene: We look forward to hearing from Bustin. So is this Justin or Bustin this week?
Justin: I don't know what you're talking about, Irene, it’s all... I’m Justin. This might not be a great topic for an audio medium, but can you please explain to me what I can do about these weird red lines on my face? Check ‘em out. They’re mainly around my nose and cheeks. You see ‘em?
Lee: Yeah, they look like broken capillaries, Justin.
Justin: Are they alcohol-related? Or is it just an age thing? Because the more I’m looking at myself in the mirror today, I’m beginning to look like a magistrate from a Dickens novel. Honestly, I don't like it.
Lee: A Dickensian magistrate! I love it. I can see it now actually. The ruddy look. You know that kind of gin blossom look?
Irene: Yeah, that’s a long... have you come in from advertising or marketing? Because we used to call that back in the day the long advertising lunch at Machiavelli's. They all used to come out looking like that.
Justin: Um, I plead the fifth. Whatever that is.
Irene: It’s definitely alcohol... I mean, no, you know... I don't drink alcohol. I am sober. But I do know from a previous business where I was selling non-alcoholic drinks that, yeah, definitely one of the causes of that redness is definitely alcohol. Alcohol is not good for us in any... it’s not good for our bodies, it’s not good for the ageing process and I think it accelerates the ageing process. It does make our skin red.
Justin: Sorry to cut you off but I like beer. And I don't drink tons of it, but you know, I’m going to do it. As much as I listen to you and value your opinion, so...
Irene: The thing with beer is, actually... I know a lot of non-alcoholic drinks just taste like grape juice, but with beer, beer actually you can't tell the difference in the taste. You should try non-alcoholic beer. I actually tried one the other day, it was a gluten-free one and it was really good. It tasted like beer, you wouldn't know the difference.
Lee: But it’s not just beer, is it? Because it can also be like sun damage, spicy foods, extreme temperature changes that gives you those kind of red lines on your nose. And you know if you’re a guy that loves a hot shower, your face is doing a workout it wasn't kind of really built for, right? And also rosacea, it could be that too.
Irene: Well I’ve got broken capillaries and I’ve got them definitely from hot showers on my face. And I always try and wash my face with cool water, that’s a really important trick actually.
Justin: Okay, so there’s that one. So how do I fix it? Like now and into the long term? Or do I just kind of buy a wig and start grumping?
Irene: Well I think you want to tackle it from both ends, Lee. From an internal eating perspective, health perspective, what would you suggest?
Lee: Yeah, definitely I would suggest an anti-inflammatory style diet and lots of colour in the diet, lots of antioxidants and Vitamin C-rich foods. And try and cut back on that alcohol.
Justin: Okay, is there any kind of medical thing?
Irene: Yeah, I actually haven't looked really into this that much yet, but I want to look into it more for myself and I believe you can get some sort of laser. It would definitely be worth talking to a dermatologist to see if there’s something that they can do cosmically that’s not invasive for that. But from a topical perspective as well, you’ve got to use sunscreen. So a really good natural zinc oxide-based sunscreen would be great. And then I’m a big... if you haven't noticed in this episode, I’m a huge fan of serums. If a man only does one thing for their skin other than sunscreen, just slap on a serum—a nice clean Vitamin C serum or something with niacinamide in it, which is a Vitamin B3, and even just a simple nut oil or a jojoba oil would be great. So you do want to add a little bit of moisture into your skin and then the sunscreen for a little bit of protection. But cosmically they are going to do a really great job maintaining your skin if you can get that sorted.
Justin: Yeah, that’s good advice because I literally would probably just do one thing, I’m not going to be doing a whole lots of different things. So that serum idea and the cold water face wash... two good things.
Irene: Cool water, yeah, cool water, a really simple face wash that’s, you know, in the shower already. There’s a lot of actually... I think that the natural industry has caught on to men and their simplicity because there’s a couple of really great natural skincare brands. Weleda... I love the Weleda brand, you can get Weleda from anywhere. Their men's range are all two-in-ones and three-in-ones. So they’ve got like a three-in-one cleanser, so you just wash your body, your face and your hair with the one thing. So just grab one of those.
Justin: Yeah, or any men’s range in beauty is probably known by women and none... no male knows them.
Irene: For me, skincare for men is one of my biggest selling categories but I have zero male customers, so obviously my customers are women-splaining their baskets. (Laughs)
Justin: Thanks Irene and thanks Lee.
Lee: Well there you go, ladies. If your man’s looking a bit Dickensian, sneak some Vitamin C serum onto his side of the vanity, hey? Let me tell you, my husband has been using the same blue Rexona roll-on for like 20 years. And I swapped that out for that Weleda men's deodorant, roll-on deodorant, and it’s the same colour and he has not noticed.
Irene: He’s not tweaked?
Lee: He’s not tweaked at all. He just smells good. Yeah, he hasn't even noticed the difference.
Irene: Love it. I hadn't ever really thought about that but you’ve really opened my eyes. Yeah, thanks. Alright Lee, we now have our first caller of the week. Margaret from our nation’s capital, Canberra. Hello, welcome to the show!
Margaret: Hello Lee, hello Irene! Such a pleasure to chat with you. I’m a long-time Supercharged follower, first-time listener. I think I’ve read almost all of Lee's books and I just love the informative mixed with the personal. It’s the first time I read a book that had both, so yeah, shout out to you, Lee.
Lee: Oh, thanks Margaret, that really makes my day and you know, the pleasure is all mine, of course. So, before we get to the nitty-gritty, we will ask all of our guests this: What is the one thing that you’d like the world to know about you? So what’s your lane, your Margaret superpower?
Margaret: I have a few, (laughs) but my super-superpower is that I’m a child whisperer. Because I spent 38 years as a primary school teacher, mostly in Steiner education here in Canberra. I feel like I truly understand the culture of childhood and I just love being around that energy. It keeps me young!
Lee: Oh, I love that. We need more child whisperers in the world. And I’ve heard that Steiner education is so much more about like rhythms and natural foundations, which kind of fits in perfectly with what we do here. But I know that you’ve been following my work for a long time as you mentioned, and I suspect you’re really discerning and maybe slightly wary when it comes to the wellness industry. So I’d love to know what has been on your mind lately now that you’re on speaker.
Margaret: Oh wow, thank you, this is a dream come true. Well Lee, with diabetes in the family—my sister’s diabetic—I’m hyper-aware of sugar. I’m trying to manage it without feeling deprived, especially around 3 o'clock. I’m finding the health-washing on labels is getting worse. Firstly, how do I actually decipher the sugar content on packaging? I’m forever getting out my glasses to look at the tiny print when everything claims to be natural. And secondly, I read about eating raw veggies before a meal to slow down sugar absorption. Is that a real thing or just internet nonsense? It seems to work! I don't know.
Lee: Yeah, and I know, yeah, I know I’ve heard from a lot of people that they do that as well and it is absolutely real, Margaret. It’s one of your most powerful kind of tools that you can have and bring out of your toolbox. So let’s just have a look—you did mention the labels. I want to have a look at the filler on the labels first. What I do is I have a 10-gram rule when it comes to sugar. So what I do is when you’re at the shops, ignore the per-serve column because the industry really manipulates serve sizes to make the numbers look small. So when you’re looking at labels, look at the 100-gram column and aim for less than 10 grams of sugar. So if it’s over 15, it’s basically quite sweet and it’s a dessert, even if it’s a protein bar, I would stay away from it. And then secondly, the sugar aliases. I’d look out for things like rice malt syrup, agave, maple syrup because the industry uses these to sound really healthy but they metabolise just like sucrose with high fructose loads—they can really tax the liver and spike your insulin very similar to what white sugar does to you. So despite the natural branding, I would definitely look at those sugar aliases. And then when it comes to glucose sequencing—which is your second point—the veggies is 100% clinical science! You are so right about that. If you eat the fibre like, you know, a green salad or raw carrots before you eat your starch or sugar, it creates a physical mesh in your intestine. And the result from that is that this mesh acts like a filter and it physically actually slows down how fast the sugar hits your bloodstream. So it turns what might have been a sugar spike into a sugar gentle wave.
Irene: Wow, Margaret, thank you so much for asking that question. I had never heard of it and I’ve just learned something myself. That is absolutely amazing. So are you saying that we can eat some raw veggies before our meal and then we can have a little bit of something naughty for dessert?
Lee: Yeah, I mean, yeah exactly. I mean the rule is kind of never eat your carbs naked. Always give them something to protect them like a bodyguard, like fibre or protein. So even for you Margaret, like if you were to take a tablespoon of apple cider vinegar in water before that meal, it will really double down on that protection as well.
Irene: Wow, that is literally... I can't believe what I’ve just learned. That’s absolutely amazing, I’m as blown away as you are, Margaret. So Margaret, let's talk skincare. You just said you were 68 and you’ve probably seen every anti-ageing miracle cream under the sun. I’m 51 and I have. So what are you looking for at the moment for your skincare? What are you using?
Margaret: I use a moisturiser. But honestly Irene, I just want to know what I’m actually looking for on the label, just the same as the sugar. Are there cheap ones that aren't just a tub of chemicals? My skin feels like it just drinks whatever I put on it and stays dry and gets dry about five minutes later. It’s really frustrating.
Irene: Yeah, my biggest advice is to avoid anything really at the supermarket, maybe half of the stuff at your David Jones and most of the things in those sort of big cosmetic department stores. The thing is, so many of these creams, whilst they do have some really great anti-ageing benefits like peptides and like lots of lovely, you know, anti-ageing ingredients, they’re usually housed in a base of petroleum. So you want to be looking for things like mineral oil, petrolatum which is like petroleum—I don't know why they don't just say petroleum. You want to look at those things. I also have to say you do still need to look for parabens. I can't believe in 2026 that there are still brands out there using parabens in their formulations, so that’s a really important one. But one also to look out for is something called phenoxyethanol, and that’s an interesting one because that’s been added to many, many formulations that say paraben-free. So they took the parabens out and then they replaced it with phenoxyethanol. That’s also in a lot of so-called natural products as well, but interestingly banned by all of the natural and organic certification boards. So it’s a preservative, so you want to be looking for preservatives that are approved by these certification boards, that’s a really good way to know whether or not it’s sort of a healthy preservative or not. But that’s a whole long list. I think my biggest anti-ageing tip is you don't necessarily need an expensive cream. I find that serums do all the work. So you can just pick a pretty affordable cleanser, something really simple from a health food store even, you can get a pretty good cleanser for maybe 15 or 20 dollars, a nice cream cleanser, definitely look for something on the front that says 100% natural and it has a natural or organic certification logo on it. And then after you’ve done your cleanser, pop on a serum and use a serum that tackles an area that you want to address. So for example, I know for me it’s pigmentation and fine lines, so you know a Vitamin C serum for example. But if you’ve got really dry skin, then pick something with a hyaluronic acid or some beautiful nut oils to make your skin really nourished and hydrated. Or you know if it’s something else like fine lines then look for something with maybe fruit plant stem cells or some natural peptides, plant peptides. So I think serums do all the work and I think you can spend a lot more money on your serums because they really do last for months. So I would say you could spend between 50 to 100 dollars on a serum and then if you still need some moisturiser, then again just get a cheap moisturiser to lock it all in and again just keep an eye out for those nasties.
Margaret: Oh wow, thank you, that’s amazing. Wow, I can do that, that’s doable.
Irene: Just get a Vitamin C serum and you’re good to go.
Lee: Well thank you so much Margaret, I’d love for you to stay lovely and stay curious and it’s been wonderful chatting with you today.
Margaret: Oh thank you, it’s been great hearing you live for the first time. So that’s just great. Well done, you’re doing a really great service the two of you.
Irene: Thank you, Margaret! What a delight and Steiner! Oh I know I want to send my kids to Steiner but my husband is so the opposite of me and I had to give in and send them to a regular old school.
Lee: I was at this thing the other night down in Avalon. It was a shop that was closing down and they had sort of a farewell party and they had a band there and it was super fun. We were all dancing and there was one lady and she was very kind of Byron Bay, you know what I mean by that? And she was like flowing and she was really in the moment and all of that and I found out she was the local Steiner teacher. And she was just flowing, she was in the moment, it was so fun to watch her.
Irene: Oh I love that. Yeah, if only, if only. Alright, well I think my tea has gone a bit cold but my brain is buzzing so let’s get to the next segment: Rant or Rave!
Lee: Oh pick me! Pick me!
Irene: She’s been waiting all episode for this.
Lee: I have!
Irene: Okay, so this is my rant, okay? Have you noticed whenever you have wanted to go shopping for whatever product it might be, just some like a health and wellness product for example or a beauty product and you’ve gone to look for it and you’re just flooded with ads from Big W and Woolworths and I think even Kmart. Every man and their dog when it comes to those big like big retailers and big players have got these marketplaces where they don't even actually stock the product. They just list the product and then they just get it drop-shipped from somewhere.
Lee: No!
Irene: Yeah, Bunnings is a really good example but I find it a lot with, yeah, your Big Ws and your Kmarts and those stores as well. And so I think the issue with that is it is really annoying as a consumer or a customer because when you are buying something online and you buy two or three things, you’re getting them sent in multiple deliveries by multiple retailers. I think it’s really ungenuine. But from a small business perspective, like from a retailer, we’ve got all these beautiful health food stores and you know lots of really wonderful niche businesses that have been selling these products for like forever. And it’s just these big boys crushing the little guy. The little guys that have got their own warehouses and they’re picking and packing their own orders, they’ve got everything in stock, everything gets shipped beautifully to you only to be overshadowed by, you know, these Google ads. I’m telling you, I’m telling you now, these big players and their big budgets just dominate Google. They are in my opinion the Temu to small retailers. Yeah, that’s my rant.
Lee: I mean, have you ever bought anything from a store and had three different deliveries and something from a brand direct that you thought you bought from Bunnings? Has that ever happened to you?
Irene: It happens to me all the time! Yeah, they come separately and then you get all these different notifications on your phone as well so your phone's tied up with all this sort of "coming this day" and then you get an email and then you yeah.
Lee: It’s so overwhelming.
Irene: Actually probably you know and there’s a whole other thing about privacy, isn't there? Oh, I signed up for Kmart or I signed up for Bunnings but now I’m on an email list for Woolworths. I don't know that those two are connected, that’s just my example but I find... you know what I do notice too? Like when I look for something on a health food store or on your Clean Nectarine website and then I’ll get distracted and then I’ll go back to it and then I’m retargeted with all of these ads from the big players with the same item.
Lee: Oh I think that yeah I think that might be the Facebook algorithm doing that. But those big players have got huge budgets. I could rant on about Woolworths and Endeavour and oh I could rant on about them for ages. And it’s hard because like a lot of the small businesses are family-operated businesses, you know? Family-operated businesses, entrepreneurs with passion, you know products that they have curated out of love and then you’ve just got these big boys in it and I again it comes back to sticking to your lane. You know last week you talked about sticking to your lane. Stick to your lane! Like I’m all about if you want to go to Woolies and get some apples and some cereal and what you need, your groceries, then just stick to groceries Woolworths! You don't need to all of a sudden now be a niche health food store or a non-alcoholic bottle shop. Rant over.
Lee: That’s a good one. I hadn't ever really thought about that but you’ve really opened my eyes. Yeah, thanks.
Irene: Let me tell you one quick story. When I had my non-alcoholic bottle shop, Dan Murphy's sold almost no non-alcoholic drinks at all. As soon as I opened my bottle shop, you know what they did? They called themselves Dan Zero and opened up non-alcoholic bottle shops. I swear half the store turned into a non-alcoholic bottle shop. Dan everything was Dan Zero. Did you know that? Billboards and everything.
Lee: Really? Really? They love to jump on what’s, yeah, and capitalise on what’s trending.
Irene: Oh I don't know about capitalising on what’s trending rather than trying to squash and kill small business. Oh big rant, but anyway. They won't get me this time. No.
Lee: (Laughs) No.
Irene: So that’s a wrap for episode 2. We’ve covered the dark side of chocolate, Justin's red lines, met the lovely and intelligent Margaret the child whisperer. Not to mention my hot, hot, hot rant! Ahhhh, I’m now at peace with the world again.
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