'Til all are one! We bring you greetings from the Rebellion! As we were occupied the majority of the summer, we decided to put out another 2-parter! Part 1 discusses the tale of two disparate tribes of transforming robots generating the largest body count ever seen (as well as shitting on the dreams of every 6-year old that watched this in '86). Part 2 takes a closer look at Greg's all time G.O.A.T, "The 'Burbs". It's the 80's Satanic Panic at its most gluttonous, and takes up the majority of real estate on Greg's vision board (coming soon)

Enjoy part 2!

Awesome two-parter! JCVD and Seagal together! Enjoy Bloodport and Hard to Kill!

A sexually repressed Naval Aviator is selected (by default) to the world's most elite aerial dogfighting school for fighter pilots: Fighter Weapons School. AKA: TOP GUN. He chases his classmates, some tail, and the ghost of his dead father in his relentless pursuit of...something (maybe King of the Beach '86). Most importantly, he wears aviators, buzzes towers, and meanders through his training to the greatest soundtrack known to man. Bill Pullman said it best in Independence Day: "Today is our Independence Day." Fine words from a fine man. On this Independence Day, we ask that you crank up your speakers to 11, and usher in a new era of the Rebellion to our NEW NATIONAL ANTHEM.

Daniel crosses the Pacific to get his ass handed to him on another continent, get some strange, and learn how to fight like a drum.

The rebellion enjoys the Condo annual crawfish boil and talks 80s movies with those unfortunate enough to be standing nearby.

A near septuagenarian returns to college to help his son from dropping out, but can't stop thinking with his dick. Its a dead man's party...let's discuss.

Helltrack approaches...If you enjoy BMX acrobatics, children who swear with proficiency, and sociopathic twins with alliterative names (Rod and Rex Reynolds), then you'll enjoy this movie. We go balls out. Let's discuss.

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"Some fight for money. Others fight for glory. He's fighting for his son's love."

Screw that. This movie is about a questionable father with an even shittier son, except Sly Stallone is in it and he's a tits arm wrestler. There are trucks, there's oiled muscles, and there's Robert LOGGIA. We heart this movie. Let's discuss.

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Welcome to Kuato's Rebellion! This site is dedicated to 80s movies that we love and have shaped our senses of humor and general world view. All reviews are conducted via our podcast, which as of this episode, could use some improvement. We encountered technical issues, format issues, and brain farts, but hey, we're just a couple fans who will conduct a training montage behind the scenes and emerge as pros in a span of 30 seconds. We hope you enjoy our discussions, and please continue listening to the rebellion!

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