Will Link ever win Princess Zelda’s heart? Or will he be thrown in the dungeon for his aggressively one-sided sexual advances? Our guess is the latter. Maybe Ganon conquering Hyrule wouldn’t be so bad. It can’t be any worse than it is now, right? Bear with us as we finish up our discussion on the 1989…classic? Yeah, I guess we’re going to go with classic.

Anyway, lets all laugh (and cry) together as we journey to Hyrule for (hopefully) the last time and remember that Link is a silent hero in the games for a reason, and that reason is 1989’s The Legend of Zelda cartoon.

Golden Goddesses save us.