Abuse takes several forms, all of them are unacceptable unless you're really funny.

Sorry, Jim forgot to launch this one this morning.

Today... come on people... marriage does not have to be like this.

Guilt is important, but only when you've actually done somethign to feel guily for.

Oh, and you don't have to tell everyone every detail of your life.

A suprise midday Life Masters, you lucky people!

You know that movie scene where someone gets back at an ex with a really sick burn and get all the closure they need? Yeah, nonsense doesn't happen in real life.

Also, nothing is worth being miserable all the time.

Being devistated after a breakup is fine. Being devistated decades later... not so much. Also, your problems are yours, not anyone elses.