It’s Episode 10 of The Life of Leek Podcast, and somehow we’ve gone from fake wives and super-religious Uber drivers to Chris Brown discourse, birthday beef, go-go boys, In-N-Out, and an emotional tribute to Grandma. As usual, it’s a lot.

Michael kicks things off with a story about accidentally revealing his desire to procreate to a very religious Uber driver — and then creating an entire fictional wife to avoid coming out. Then Leek has his Crash Out of the Week, explaining why being a Chris Brown fan can become a morality issue and why he is personally begging strippers to retire Chris Brown from the bachelorette-party playlist.

Then comes birthday drama: getting publicly dragged by a stranger during birthday week and deciding, naturally, to clap all the way back.

Plus, Leek recaps his birthday trip to Los Angeles — flight mishaps, “Aunt Carol,” In-N-Out, go-go bars, after-hours adventures, Tyler’s cursed butterfly earring, and finally touching the Pacific Ocean.

But underneath all the chaos is something a little more personal. Leek reflects on Cancer season, birthdays, and why this time of year will always remind him of his grandmother.

And finally, The Gospel of Leek asks a question that might make you think twice about your own legacy:

What would your enemy say at your funeral?

Welcome to Episode 10. We have officially made it this far.

After an unplanned break, The Life of Leek is officially back—and there's a LOT to unpack.

This week, I'm catching you up on where I've been, opening up about anxiety, procrastination, and finally recognizing how ADHD has been affecting my life. Then we dive into one of the most random internet stories of the year: Gracie the giraffe, who somehow managed to disappear in Texas.

From there, we're discussing the viral "Blue Panties and Bourbon" saga, where a widow discovers shocking secrets about her late husband, before heading to Atlanta to break down the latest Real Housewives of Atlanta drama—and why I think Shamea crossed a line by disrespecting someone's mother.

Of course, no episode would be complete without another chapter in The Bobbie Chronicles. This week includes:

• My terrifying hospital visit after thunderclap headaches (and why my mom ignored every emergency phone call).

• The never-ending birth certificate saga that's threatening my California birthday trip.

• The day my mother decided to scalp our decades-old ivy lawn... and tried to convince my dad it wasn't her.

I also have a rant about why workplaces should take ADHD seriously, because some of us are out here fighting for our lives while juggling fifteen things at once.

Grab a drink, get comfortable, and welcome back to The Life of Leek.

EPISODE 008: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU'RE BEING KIDNAPPED

This week on The Life of Leek Podcast, I'm asking an important question: if I repeatedly tell people that I'm being kidnapped by a white man and nobody calls the police, are we really friends?

Before my surprise birthday adventure, I start with the Crash Out of the Week after getting locked out of my house because someone moved the spare key and then nearly getting scammed over pizza prices. From there, I recap my nephew's Catholic high school graduation, complete with spilled Celsius, overheated grandmothers, and family VIP ticket drama.

I also discuss why my summer calendar is already completely booked, celebrate Pride Month, and explain why some straight men seem determined to live sad, cakeless, funky-ass lives.

Plus, I reflect on reaching Episode 8 and officially outlasting my previous podcast, talk about friendship, loyalty, receipts (both literal and figurative), grifters, gaslighting, and why sometimes I envy the confidence of mediocre people.

Then comes the main event: my friend surprises me with a mystery birthday trip to Baltimore that somehow involves an underground bar, an all-you-can-eat brunch, collard greens that passed the Black people test, and multiple moments where I became convinced I was being trafficked.

Oh—and we also discuss China's panda rental program because apparently every episode needs a little international diplomacy.

Grab a drink, keep your receipts, and enjoy the chaos.

This week on The Life of Leek Podcast, I’m diving DEEP into Summer House Season 10 — the chaos, the friendships, and the reunion drama.

I break down Kyle & Amanda’s divorce and explain why I ultimately believe Amanda played a major role in the downfall of their marriage while Kyle carried the pressure of keeping both the household and Loverboy afloat.

We also get into Kyle & Carl’s complicated friendship, including the emotional fallout over Carl’s brother’s death anniversary, the Loverboy tension, and why Carl seems emotionally dependent on the people around him.

Plus, I recap Part 1 of the reunion:
• Amanda & Wes’s suspicious joint statement
• The cast group FaceTime drama
• What really happened on reunion day
• Ciara finally snapping on Amanda
• And why I think West is a calculated social climber who picked the wrong side

This episode is messy, opinionated, dramatic, and VERY honest.

#SummerHouse #BravoTV #RealityTV #TheLifeOfLeekPodcast

The Life of Leek Podcast — Episode 6: If U Can't Feed The Baby, Then Don't Have The Baby!!!

After disappearing for a minute, Leek is finally back behind the mic with another chaotic catch-up session. From realizing working from home is NOT the vibe, to trying out a new recording location because the bed keeps winning every time, this episode is full of random thoughts, hilarious commentary, and pure unfiltered energy.

I share a conversationI had with my dad after he told me he wants me to become a single father — and why I had to shut that idea down REAL quick. Internet chaos, and the state of people in 2026.

Life has been lifin'… but the podcast is BACK. 😭🎙️

Episode 5 is CHAOS in its purest form.

We start off spiraling (as usual) — from world events to Housewives premieres — before diving headfirst into everything that’s been rotting my brain this week.

We’re talking:

• Real Housewives updates (Atlanta is BACK, Jersey returns, Rhode Island is messy already)

• Why I am officially at war with short men

• The 2026 “early 2000s nostalgia” that collapsed in real time

• TikTok rabbit holes that made me lose faith in humanity

• Why people are literally creating their own relationship problems

• My theory that half of America’s businesses are actually drug fronts (and I stand by it)

• Why being broke in college used to hit different

• Airbnb hosts losing their minds — and why I do NOT feel bad

Then we get into the main event…

Amanda. Wes. Ciara. The mess. Because how do you fumble public support after a divorce THAT badly? We’re unpacking the betrayal, the weird timing, the racial undertones, and why some people are just… not good friends.

Also:

• A Chicago Bulls player learns actions have consequences

• The Hannah Montana reunion disappoints me deeply

• And yes — I’m still holding grudges from middle school. Forever.

This episode is unfiltered, a little unhinged, and probably my most honest one yet.

Press play. You’ve been warned.

We’re starting off strong with a story that still has me heated: a coworker, my breakfast, and zero utensils in sight.

From there it spirals (as it should). I get into doomsday prep TikTok, why I don’t actually want to survive an apocalypse, and recap one of the most overbooked weekends of my life.

We unpack a viral prison pregnancy story that sounds like pure fiction, talk Harry Potter reboot concerns, and call out the Duggars (again… because it never ends).

Also: defending Jack Harlow, side-eyeing Chappell Roan, draft rumors, and pitching better Summer House locations.

Reality TV breakdowns include: Jesse’s nonsense, Ciara deserved better, Kyle being… Kyle, and my honest thoughts on Karen Huger, Wendy, and the state of Potomac.

And yes — we have to talk about that Traitors finale.

Two weeks off and absolutely nothing healed.

This week on The Life of Leek, I’m back and unfortunately… still opinionated. We’re unpacking Punch the Monkey, my ongoing irritation with Tara on The Traitors US, and the chaos that never sleeps in Bravo-land.

I also take a moment to say RIP to Eric Dane, get into Jill Zarin being metaphorically fired on her day off (again), and break down Shia LaBeouf wreaking havoc at Mardi Gras like it’s performance art.

Then we slide into Summer House and whatever is going on with Kyle Cooke, plus Part 1 of the RHOP Season 10 Reunion — because you know I have thoughts.

The hiatus is over. The tolerance is not back. Press play.

Recorded horizontally because comfort > everything, but the opinions are still loud.

This episode I’m dragging the 2026 Grammys (the wins, the snubs, the “why was THAT on stage?” moments) before giving flowers during a 100 Years of Black History celebration, because culture built this — period.

Then we get messy. Karen Huger’s post-jail interview gets reviewed like a book report on denial. Over on The Traitors, the traitors are finally traitoring each other and the paranoia is delicious. Meanwhile, the Summer House premiere said Kyle & Amanda are back in their yearly “we hate it here” relationship era.

And I close with love for a real legend — Wendy Williams — her impact, her voice, and why pop culture will never be the same.

Cozy setting. Uncozy truths.

For the very first episode, Leek dives headfirst into the mess. He breaks down The Real Housewives of Potomac season 10, unpacks the strategy and chaos already surrounding The Traitors season 4, and finally addresses the cultural mystery that refuses to die: why white people don’t have mac & cheese at Thanksgiving. Plus, he revisits the original royal entanglement—Princess Diana, Prince Charles, and Camilla—proving that long before reality TV, the crown was already serving scandal.