This week Fast Pitch gets weird with the title “The Light That Parents Tight.”

What starts as a baffling phrase turns into three wildly different movie pitches. Bucky delivers a twisted tale of overbearing parents who discover their kids reading a classic children’s book. Juicebox dives into a sci-fi/horror/love? story that explores how far new parents will go to fix a broken relationship. And Oldboy? He cashes in on a sequel to his earlier pitch, Shelter Our Darkness, Then Chicago.

Confusion. Chaos. Creativity. Welcome to Bucky’s Basement.