CW: This movie is graphic and contains a lot of sexualized violence and consent is not always clear! Please skip this episode if the discussion of that is not what you want in a podcast!

Nick, Jacob and Will combine yet again into an amalgam of steel and wires (a podcast) to talk about Tetsuo: The Iron Man. We get assimilated into the bizarre metal fetishism movie and somehow come away without getting tetanus. Maybe the real transhumanism is the friends we made along the way.

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Nick, Jacob and Will are given cyborg parkour powers, but we traded them all in to get our voices back and talk about Hardcore Henry. Is the "giant machine gun in a burlap sack" the equivalent of booze in a paper bag? Where do you put your gun on a motorcycle? Would you brush your teeth hands free if you had telekenetic powers? We answer these questions and more! Music by Loyalty Freak Music!

Nick, Jacob and Will embark on an inappropriate friendship and one of them ends up bleeding from the eyes. The guys talk about The Killing of a Sacred Deer and the valuable life lessons it teaches like "you shouldn't take your shirt off at work" and "if you have a murder basement, why use your living room?"

Nick, Jacob and Will get into 1981's Time Bandits by each taking a different thing way too seriously in a very on brand way! Nick squabbles with the accuracy of the portrayal of Greek history, Jacob asks some vital physics questions about the tensile strength of a magical forcefield, and Will finds a way to talk about Margaret Thatcher because of course he does.

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Nick, Jacob and Will go to the horror movie hospital and drink all the water and sign all the documents presented to them along the way. Our only regret is that we have...bone-itis. Music thanks to Loyalty Freak Music!

Nick, Jacob and Will are sad about the passing of Sean Connery and decided to post this conversation we recorded last month during a yet-unreleased episode. RIP Mr. Connery, there could be only one.

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Nick, Jacob and Will get trapped in a house and life they aren't sure they asked for! Would this movie have been scarier before 2020 made it everyone's reality? Good advice, though: Never follow a realtor to a second location. Gemma/Gemma the remix. Music thanks to Loyalty Freak Music! https://loyaltyfreakmusic.com

Nick, Jacob and Will talk about the Witch, witches, and the price of a 12 year old boy's soul. Theme music and outtro by Loyalty Freak Music. https://loyaltyfreakmusic.com

Nick, Jacob and Will talk about 1972's Silent Running. The guys discuss the eternal codgeriness of Bruce Dern, recumbent ATVs and how to live with murdering the only people you've seen in months! Intro and outtro music by Loyalty Freak Music! https://loyaltyfreakmusic.com