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The playoffs are here! We kick off the festivities, obviously, with a eulogy for those that we have lost. We don’t honor their effort as that would be pointless. Instead, we thank them for the easy victories.

I’m not sure why, but we invited 4th and 9 Inches back on the show. Fishbowl microphone and all. Sorry about all that.

In this fresh episode, we focus almost strictly on playoffs. We take it in multiple directions by discussing different fantasy playoff formats and the idea of promotion and relegation. We also talk about playoffs from the perspective of someone with a bye week. Oh, and we try to answer the question of what happens to the worst team in your lowest league.

After all of that, we get into the farm playoffs and display our extreme level of support for Smokin’ Blountz. He has his hands full with Jackhammer and a few others, but the guy has some confidence… and a Chubb.

We ditch the farm for the main league where we chop it up over the first-round action. Buddy Danger goes up against Connecticut Coheeds while the fan-favorites Proper Football and High Decibels square off. We let the debates rage.

We close things out with a JBOTW that Jackie Battle would not be proud of, a few pathetic shit lists, and a couple of love lists that you’ll probably just fast-forward through. I get it.

WELCOME TO THE PLAYOFFS, SCUMBAGS.

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Look, I don’t know why we did it, but let’s just get over it and move on.

We invited 4th and 9 Inches on the show to fill in for just about everyone else in the universe that seemed to turned us down this week. Look, it is what it is and now the eternal question of “what would that be like” has been satisfied, but I guess that’s subjective.

In this episode, we blast off to the playoffs and experience not only multiple g-forces, but also fantasy football in spaaaaaaaaace! Shoutout to High Decibels. This guy should win an Emmy for podcast producing. Is that a thing?

After the alcohol entered the bloodstreams, we decided to cover quite a few NFL injury topics, AnyGivenSundae (surprise) in the farm, a whopping three voicemails, and even a little conversation about how one loser not setting a lineup can wreak havoc across a playoff positioning battle. Fuck quitters, amiright?

Yet again we wrap it up with a JBOTW that actually did nothing last week, shit lists that include a discussion on fantasy payout breakdowns, and three love lists that include cities as vehicles, whisky, and sneakers. Spoiler alert.

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Happy Thanksgiving! For us, it’s currently Super Bowl Monday and we’re celebrating with another episode of the Internet’s favorite new podcast! I mean, we’re at least in the top million or so.

This week, we chat about the Super Bowl favorites, we speak nerd on how to calculate playoff odds, and we’re constantly interrupted by a gobble. We did have a voicemail, but holy shit, it’s really just low effort. Do better.

We reached into the Fantasy Sack of Destiny to pull special Thanksgiving questions. We definitely learn a few things about ourselves. We also mostly talk about food, but that’s okay.

We spend another week gushing over Smoking Blountz in the farm. I really think we’re just trying to wish him into (promotion) existence. Smoke it up, farm!

The main league is distracted by a Super Bowl Monday, so we basically fail at a recap. Proper Football is absolutely positive that he won’t win. Spoiler alert: he does. Sorry, Blitzed, but I called it.

Obviously, we wrap everything up with a broken JBOTW three-way, three awful shit lists, and three thoughtful love lists.

Happy Thanksgiving, scumbags!

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This week, we decide to stuff way too much content into a bite-size episode. We want to get things moving a little quicker and this should help. Less rambles, more hot takes!

Having said that, we were ultra prepared for this episode and breezed through a ton of different topics. We covered everything from playoff races, playoff formats, incentivizing trades, best league punishments, and we even found time for a few voicemails.

We recapped the farm by just gushing over Smoking Blountz and his amazing season. Not much else going on there right now. Jackhammer is still jackhammering, but Blountz is currently hot boxing the barn.

The main league recap is focused on Holding Court… for positive reasons! After actually having to go to fantasy court, she has really turned things around. I mean, she ain’t making the playoffs, but at this point I would bet on her against Towelie.

We wrap everything up with a sad JBOTW, some extra stinky shit lists, and some delightful love lists. BOOYAAHH, I love you!

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In this week’s episode, Proper Football expresses his depression on the therapy couch, we take a deep dive on Buddy Danger’s amazing week, and we welcome Connecticut Coheeds to the show for the first time!

It was yet another haphazard show. Everything was thrown together immediately prior to recording, but Coheeds was awesome to drop everything and join us. Ignore his shitty microphone. He did us a solid.

We talk plenty about Coheeds and the whole Coheeds family. We jump in the farm where we bitch about AnyGivenSundae. We recap a handful of important games from the main league. Oh yeah, we also fill you in on who won last week’s horror villain draft.

As always, we wrap up the show with a throwback JBOTW where we end up complaining more about the reaction than the action. Don’t worry, we obviously have a few shit lists and love lists.

I guess that’s everything. I don’t know. I’m leaving for the airport in about six hours, so I’m out of it. BOOYAAHH, don’t fail me!

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It’s Halloween! Well, it was just Halloween and you’re listening to this after, but still… Yay!

This week we have Buddy Danger taking the family on a trick-or-treating adventure, the crew holds a horror villain draft, and we tangent on every possible topic other than last week’s matchups.

We do spend a little time in the farm where we properly blast Jackhammer for being jackhammered by München on Bündchen. Oh and we chat about just how blue Blue Ballerz balls are getting as he just can’t seem to score.

Next week, Ten Foot has to go up against both Proper Football and Buddy Danger, so we talk a little trash leading into those pivotal games. Oh, and on that note, we debate the schedule format and drunkenly try to come up with solutions. Spoiler alert: we don’t.

We wrap everything up with a semi-deserving JBOTW, some really frustrating shit lists, and a couple lovely love lists.

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The rotating chair continues to rotate as we swap Blitzed out for Ten Foot… again. Proper Football is back and we get into last week’s madness.

Before we dive into the actual game recaps, we hold court for Holding Court, we bullshit for a bit about traveling for work, and we run through a few unique voicemails.

First of all, shoutout to everyone that dropped us a line, but more importantly, thanks to the anonymous caller that really opened my eyes and made me question fantasy football in general. Well done.

We jumped in the farm and were not surprised to find Jackhammer still jackhammering things. It’s a mess. In all seriousness, farm, get your shit together.

In the main league, we cover Proper’s huge win with 156 points, BOOYAAHH’s miraculous victory with 131 points, and AOL’s laughable 81 point thievery.

The Jackie Battle of the Week was contentious, so we decided to put it to a vote. Head over to our Twitter page to vote on this week’s JBOTW!

Obviously, we wrap up everything with our shit and love lists. Spoiler alert, Proper had a hell of a time getting tickets to an NFL game in London.

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Ask and you shall receive! We are joined once again by the illustrious Proper Football live from across the pond. Oh, and Blitzed is back with his shitty tin can microphone. Ten Foot is off flying somewhere again.

In this episode, we try to get into the NBA, but we quickly realize that will likely never happen the way I would want it to happen. Let’s just say British people apparently aren’t into basketball. It’s a small sample size (1) but it’s all I’ve got to base this on.

We get into the stinky farm and talk about someone we haven’t mentioned yet; Blue Ballerz. We cover the jackhammering epidemic the barn of scared animals is experiencing by none other than the one they call Jackhammer. Ironic, right?

Obviously, we cover the comeback failures of Bapes and Buddy Danger in the main league as well as Proper Football’s not-so-proper locking of AOL 4 Life.

The Jackie Battle of the Week is something to stick around for. We haven’t done this before. Hold on to your butts.

We end everything with our shit and love lists followed by a delectable British recipe that you’ll be smashing your rewind buttons to write down.

Oh, sorry for the mouth-breathing. It’s an Indiana thing.

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Oh, we have a hot bag for you scumbags this week. None other than Proper Football joins the show to discuss his recent locking of Buddy Danger. Not to mention, he replaces Blitzed this week, so win-win-win.

We get into some trade talk at a macro-level and we dive into the new new idea of player rentals. Plenty of locks and balls to discuss and we preview (the now complete) waiver claims of the week.

Farm talk is focused on Jackhammer and all his jackhammering. Rather impressive, but the farm still smells and we bounce pretty quickly.

Big rundown of two huge games from last week and one completely embarrassing one. I’ll let you guess the horrible game. Their team names rhyme with Schmay-OL and Hoopla.

We wrap up the show with the Jackie Battle of the Week. Oh, and don’t forget about the shit and love lists.

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Calling all scumbags! We have another hot bag for your headphones!

This week is a bit different. First of all, the Internet here in Florida apparently is the poops all of the sudden, so we deal with a few technical difficulties.

We have ourselves a press conference that I certainly won’t spoil here.

After the nonsense, we drove to the farm and analyzed the standings. We found out just how bad it smells there and that somehow someone named “Talk to the Hand” is running everything. What a crazy world, amiright?

After the continued nonsense, we get into the meat of the show where we recap a few games from last week and preview one ultra important game for the upcoming weekend’s slate of SLFFL match-ups.

Oh, and we ramble about a crazy week of locks, a crazy week of waivers, and a crazy four weeks of offensive production.

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