The rotating chair continues to rotate as we swap Blitzed out for Ten Foot… again. Proper Football is back and we get into last week’s madness.

Before we dive into the actual game recaps, we hold court for Holding Court, we bullshit for a bit about traveling for work, and we run through a few unique voicemails.

First of all, shoutout to everyone that dropped us a line, but more importantly, thanks to the anonymous caller that really opened my eyes and made me question fantasy football in general. Well done.

We jumped in the farm and were not surprised to find Jackhammer still jackhammering things. It’s a mess. In all seriousness, farm, get your shit together.

In the main league, we cover Proper’s huge win with 156 points, BOOYAAHH’s miraculous victory with 131 points, and AOL’s laughable 81 point thievery.

The Jackie Battle of the Week was contentious, so we decided to put it to a vote. Head over to our Twitter page to vote on this week’s JBOTW!

Obviously, we wrap up everything with our shit and love lists. Spoiler alert, Proper had a hell of a time getting tickets to an NFL game in London.

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Ask and you shall receive! We are joined once again by the illustrious Proper Football live from across the pond. Oh, and Blitzed is back with his shitty tin can microphone. Ten Foot is off flying somewhere again.

In this episode, we try to get into the NBA, but we quickly realize that will likely never happen the way I would want it to happen. Let’s just say British people apparently aren’t into basketball. It’s a small sample size (1) but it’s all I’ve got to base this on.

We get into the stinky farm and talk about someone we haven’t mentioned yet; Blue Ballerz. We cover the jackhammering epidemic the barn of scared animals is experiencing by none other than the one they call Jackhammer. Ironic, right?

Obviously, we cover the comeback failures of Bapes and Buddy Danger in the main league as well as Proper Football’s not-so-proper locking of AOL 4 Life.

The Jackie Battle of the Week is something to stick around for. We haven’t done this before. Hold on to your butts.

We end everything with our shit and love lists followed by a delectable British recipe that you’ll be smashing your rewind buttons to write down.

Oh, sorry for the mouth-breathing. It’s an Indiana thing.

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Oh, we have a hot bag for you scumbags this week. None other than Proper Football joins the show to discuss his recent locking of Buddy Danger. Not to mention, he replaces Blitzed this week, so win-win-win.

We get into some trade talk at a macro-level and we dive into the new new idea of player rentals. Plenty of locks and balls to discuss and we preview (the now complete) waiver claims of the week.

Farm talk is focused on Jackhammer and all his jackhammering. Rather impressive, but the farm still smells and we bounce pretty quickly.

Big rundown of two huge games from last week and one completely embarrassing one. I’ll let you guess the horrible game. Their team names rhyme with Schmay-OL and Hoopla.

We wrap up the show with the Jackie Battle of the Week. Oh, and don’t forget about the shit and love lists.

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Calling all scumbags! We have another hot bag for your headphones!

This week is a bit different. First of all, the Internet here in Florida apparently is the poops all of the sudden, so we deal with a few technical difficulties.

We have ourselves a press conference that I certainly won’t spoil here.

After the nonsense, we drove to the farm and analyzed the standings. We found out just how bad it smells there and that somehow someone named “Talk to the Hand” is running everything. What a crazy world, amiright?

After the continued nonsense, we get into the meat of the show where we recap a few games from last week and preview one ultra important game for the upcoming weekend’s slate of SLFFL match-ups.

Oh, and we ramble about a crazy week of locks, a crazy week of waivers, and a crazy four weeks of offensive production.

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Another week, another mess of an episode. We are once again without Ten Foot, but Buddy and Blitzed are blessed with the league's calming voice of reason, High Decibels.

We spend a little time in the farm where we ruin our brand new Yeezys and learn that they literally sleep in poop. Speaking of poop, we talk about the proper ways to use the word "blowout."

We preview the upcoming weekend of games for the SLFFL and give our predictions for some key matchups.

We wrap with the usual JBOTW and our shit/love lists, but we also throw in some discussions on future roster amendments.

Spoiler alert: I found another kicker hater!

What’s up, scumbags? We’re back for another episode of that crystal clear fantasy clarity that you’re used to. Get your straws and mirrors out, so you can snort this content before the upcoming NFL weekend.

We’re missing Ten Foot. Just about everything went wrong for him last week, so he has run away. Of course, he’s saying it’s work related, but we know the deal. Regardless, we talk about Ten Foot’s “me too moment” without him.

We sympathize with Blue Ballerz for his huge farm loss and we cover the entire main league.

4th and 9 Inches is undefeated, folks. This shit isn’t cool. This shit isn’t funny. All hands on deck.

We award the Jackie Battle of the Week (JBOTW) and we throw down our shit and love lists to send you into your weekend.

Two huge shows in the same week? Yep.

We played catch-up by recording two episodes. This one brings us up to present day with a complete recap of the first week… and by complete, I mean farm too. We cover everything, bitches!

Other than the typical shit-talking, we also introduced some new segments. We now officially have a “Jackie Battle of the Week” and we’re introducing “Shit List / Love List” which you will all shit on, yet secretly love.

We also sprinkle in some tips and tricks for other leagues. Lock systems, double-headers, and more. You can either tell your commissioners to enact these things or you can be perpetually jelly.

That’s about it. If you enjoy Buddy Danger complaining about his team while Ten Foot and Blitzed boast about their amazing weekends, this show is for you.

Shoutout to High Decibels for the production and editing.

We are back, motherfuckers! No more weddings, no more flights, no more bullshit. We have a full house in this episode with Buddy, Ten Foot, and Blitzed.

This is our official draft recap. You can take this to your grave. These are the definitive hot takes that your body requires after such an amazing pair of drafts. Yeah, that’s right. I said drafts because we’re also covering the damn farm.

There isn’t time for much else. This episode is packed with draft breakdowns for each and every team.

We also cover the elephant in the airport as far as Ten Foot’s draft is concerned. I’m pretty sure we’re cool, but I’m still sleeping with a rusty revolver in my nightstand.

We’ll be back tomorrow with a rundown of the first week of action in our first edition of an old school weekly recap.

Well, we tried. We did our best. We attempted to be an actual fantasy football podcast and breakdown a mock draft. We made it through two rounds before quitting.

Honestly, I just wanted something to release on draft day as a potential distraction.

Ten Foot and Blitzed aren't on this surprise episode. They're busy traveling. Instead, I've brought in an OG member of the league, High Decibels.

We talk shit about the draft and mock the first two rounds... poorly. If I learned anything, it's that entering keepers in a mock is cool, but it does absolutely nothing.

Look for a draft recap episode on Wednesday morning!

We did it! We made it another week and recorded another show.

This week we introduce Blitzed as a third wheel, we correct our previous fuck ups, and we dish like there is no tomorrow about keepers.

We also ramble about the Illuminati, the custom schedule, and ourselves in a quick set of host profiles.

Less than a week until the draft!