Another week, another mess of an episode. We are once again without Ten Foot, but Buddy and Blitzed are blessed with the league's calming voice of reason, High Decibels.

We spend a little time in the farm where we ruin our brand new Yeezys and learn that they literally sleep in poop. Speaking of poop, we talk about the proper ways to use the word "blowout."

We preview the upcoming weekend of games for the SLFFL and give our predictions for some key matchups.

We wrap with the usual JBOTW and our shit/love lists, but we also throw in some discussions on future roster amendments.

Spoiler alert: I found another kicker hater!

What’s up, scumbags? We’re back for another episode of that crystal clear fantasy clarity that you’re used to. Get your straws and mirrors out, so you can snort this content before the upcoming NFL weekend.

We’re missing Ten Foot. Just about everything went wrong for him last week, so he has run away. Of course, he’s saying it’s work related, but we know the deal. Regardless, we talk about Ten Foot’s “me too moment” without him.

We sympathize with Blue Ballerz for his huge farm loss and we cover the entire main league.

4th and 9 Inches is undefeated, folks. This shit isn’t cool. This shit isn’t funny. All hands on deck.

We award the Jackie Battle of the Week (JBOTW) and we throw down our shit and love lists to send you into your weekend.

Two huge shows in the same week? Yep.

We played catch-up by recording two episodes. This one brings us up to present day with a complete recap of the first week… and by complete, I mean farm too. We cover everything, bitches!

Other than the typical shit-talking, we also introduced some new segments. We now officially have a “Jackie Battle of the Week” and we’re introducing “Shit List / Love List” which you will all shit on, yet secretly love.

We also sprinkle in some tips and tricks for other leagues. Lock systems, double-headers, and more. You can either tell your commissioners to enact these things or you can be perpetually jelly.

That’s about it. If you enjoy Buddy Danger complaining about his team while Ten Foot and Blitzed boast about their amazing weekends, this show is for you.

Shoutout to High Decibels for the production and editing.

We are back, motherfuckers! No more weddings, no more flights, no more bullshit. We have a full house in this episode with Buddy, Ten Foot, and Blitzed.

This is our official draft recap. You can take this to your grave. These are the definitive hot takes that your body requires after such an amazing pair of drafts. Yeah, that’s right. I said drafts because we’re also covering the damn farm.

There isn’t time for much else. This episode is packed with draft breakdowns for each and every team.

We also cover the elephant in the airport as far as Ten Foot’s draft is concerned. I’m pretty sure we’re cool, but I’m still sleeping with a rusty revolver in my nightstand.

We’ll be back tomorrow with a rundown of the first week of action in our first edition of an old school weekly recap.

Well, we tried. We did our best. We attempted to be an actual fantasy football podcast and breakdown a mock draft. We made it through two rounds before quitting.

Honestly, I just wanted something to release on draft day as a potential distraction.

Ten Foot and Blitzed aren't on this surprise episode. They're busy traveling. Instead, I've brought in an OG member of the league, High Decibels.

We talk shit about the draft and mock the first two rounds... poorly. If I learned anything, it's that entering keepers in a mock is cool, but it does absolutely nothing.

Look for a draft recap episode on Wednesday morning!

We did it! We made it another week and recorded another show.

This week we introduce Blitzed as a third wheel, we correct our previous fuck ups, and we dish like there is no tomorrow about keepers.

We also ramble about the Illuminati, the custom schedule, and ourselves in a quick set of host profiles.

Less than a week until the draft!

Holy shit, we have a new thing!

This is the first episode, so this is the first episode description. Both won't be up to par.

On the show today, we go over this season's amendment proposals and their outcome. We also "welcome" our current "champion" to the show. Yay.

Next week will (probably) be better.