We. Are. Back. and more inconsistent than ever, but this week we got to talk about some good movies and one crap one.

This is the busy season for movies and especially when they all come out in the same month. Next few episodes will be trying to cover as many of them as we can so just stick with us.

Black Panther 00:00- 38:42 SPOILERS: 38:42-55:20

Black Adam: 55:20- 1:05:40

The Menu: 1:05:40-1:31:31

It's been 1 year of The Long Take with Keshav and Michael!

We want to thank everyone who's listened to us talk through movies for the past year (and some change because lol what is consistency). To celebrate we wanted to talk about each of our favorite movies and explain why we love them. Listen, enjoy, and if you haven't seen these yet then watch them.

Whiplash; 00:00-59:49

Moonlight; 59:49-01:48:04

Two amazing sequels here. Two incredible works of art.  Two banger sound tracks.

Eventually we'll talk about new releases too.

Keshav and Michael are tired. Exhausted by reality. In need of good popcorn movies.

These were a fun time.

Enjoy and sorry for the delay!

Bullet Train; 00:00-33:00 

SPOILERS/What is Brad Pit Doing?; 33:00-46:48

Prey; 46:48-01:10:01

OVER/UNNDER; 01:10:01-01:16:29

Talking about the man, the myth, the one destined to save the world from bad directors, Jordan Peele. We love this guy. He's hilarious, seems down to Earth, wants to make movies about important subjects, and only wants to make original films which is commendable considering how much money he could probably make if he did Thor 7: The Dark World pt 2. 

We also discuss Auteur theory and why it's bullshit, yet spend the next hour and a half justifying it. Should be a fun time. Spoiler warning for Get Out and Us.

Auteur Theory: 00:00-12:00

Get Out: 12:00-50:50

Us: 50:50-1:07:30

Nope (non-spoilers): 1:07:30-1:31:24

Nope (spoilerz): 1:31:24-1:56-55

Taika Waititi. Our favorite kiwi is back directing the a Thor movie, but he wasn't always living large in the big city. Long long ago, Taika made a movie called "What We Do In The Shadows" and it was much better than the new Thor. Then two podcast bros decided to talk about it.

Thor: Love and Thunder- 00-59:30

What We Do in the Shadows- 59:30-1:25:36

Een ba sagas pem pluka cama Elvis yee Minions: Dif de Gru.  Tos Tom Hanks sim gib sim ta Minions? no.  No le modohs

Elvis- 00:00:00-00:48:22

Minions:-00:48:22-01:27:11

Which Minion Are We?- 01:27:11-End

There are many things we can criticize Disney for. Being racist, ruining Star Wars, making Song of the South, Orlando, but if there's one thing that always makes a quality products it's Pixar (and Club Penguin). Did they do it again with Lightyear thought?

Lightyear; 00:00-51:10

Toy Story; 51:10- 1:21:30

Overrated/Underrated; 1:21:30-01:33:51

"Alan!"

The conclusions to both Jurassic trilogies. They both suck. Thanks to Rishi Wagle for the audio production.

Jurassic World: Dominion- 00:00-57:30

Jurassic Park 3- 57:30-1:21:53

Under or Over- 1:21:53-End

We loved the Naval recruiting movie with scientology daddy, and wanted to die watching the A24 film. Sometimes the film gods giveth and sometimes they give you Mansplaining the movie. 

And apologies for this one being so late. We're aware, but coordinating schedules isn't the easiest at the moment.

00:00-48:03 Top Gun: Maverick

48:03-01:41:20- Men