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The LOST Fast Five – Unfinished Business
This Fast Five was abandoned to life, trauma, and repair... but it lives on the internet so it's still here....
In this week’s Fast Five, we hitch a ride with a former Army Ranger, wake up in a medieval fever dream, and head to space to fight a rock monster that cuddles gravity like a teddy bear. Also: what is the virtue of patience? And how do you escape a fog that may or may not be alive?
Five beers. Five movie pitches. And only one will become next week’s Feature Film.
This Week’s Beers and Bonkers Pitches:
🍺 Destination Unknown – Fieldwork Brewing
A retired Army Ranger turned Bloober driver picks up a mysterious passenger. She doesn’t give a drop-off… just says: “Take me to a destination unknown.” 🚗💀
🍺 Broken Kingdom – New Trail Brewing
A man wakes up in a fantasy kingdom. The only way to break the curse? Win the hand of the princess. And also a jousting tournament. And maybe slay a dragon.
🍺 The Heaviest Matter of the Universe – Brewlihan
Humanity’s last hope is sent to retrieve a cosmic artifact… only to find it’s guarded by a massive space golem who thinks it’s a bedtime toy. 🪨🧸
🍺 Virtue of Patience – Burial Beer Co.
A man finds himself in a purgatory-like test of patience. If he passes, he might earn a spot as one of the Four Horsemen. If not? He waits forever.
🍺 Fogscape – Jersey Cyclone Brewing
A mysterious fog rolls into town, cutting everyone off. Can this small community band together to escape… or will the fog claim them one by one?
🎙️ Vote Now:
Only one idea makes it to Feature Film status, and you decide which.
Vote on Spotify, YouTube, or Instagram.
• Website: https://beermethatmovie.com/
• Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/beermethatmovie/
• Untappd: https://untappd.com/user/BeerMeThatMovie
• Speakpipe: https://www.speakpipe.com/beermethatmovie
00:00 - Intro
01:18 - Recap: Gumballhead
10:24 - BOTW: Cold Hearted IPA
13:13 - Fast Five Begins
14:06 - Beer #1 Destination Unknown
19:45 - Beer #2 Broken Kingdom
25:20 - Beer #3 The Heaviest Matter Of The Universe
32:52 - Beer #4 Virtue Of Patience
37:29 - Beer #5 Fogscape
42:57 - Decision Time!
46:18 - Outtakes
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By Dumbumental PodcastsThis Fast Five was abandoned to life, trauma, and repair... but it lives on the internet so it's still here....
In this week’s Fast Five, we hitch a ride with a former Army Ranger, wake up in a medieval fever dream, and head to space to fight a rock monster that cuddles gravity like a teddy bear. Also: what is the virtue of patience? And how do you escape a fog that may or may not be alive?
Five beers. Five movie pitches. And only one will become next week’s Feature Film.
This Week’s Beers and Bonkers Pitches:
🍺 Destination Unknown – Fieldwork Brewing
A retired Army Ranger turned Bloober driver picks up a mysterious passenger. She doesn’t give a drop-off… just says: “Take me to a destination unknown.” 🚗💀
🍺 Broken Kingdom – New Trail Brewing
A man wakes up in a fantasy kingdom. The only way to break the curse? Win the hand of the princess. And also a jousting tournament. And maybe slay a dragon.
🍺 The Heaviest Matter of the Universe – Brewlihan
Humanity’s last hope is sent to retrieve a cosmic artifact… only to find it’s guarded by a massive space golem who thinks it’s a bedtime toy. 🪨🧸
🍺 Virtue of Patience – Burial Beer Co.
A man finds himself in a purgatory-like test of patience. If he passes, he might earn a spot as one of the Four Horsemen. If not? He waits forever.
🍺 Fogscape – Jersey Cyclone Brewing
A mysterious fog rolls into town, cutting everyone off. Can this small community band together to escape… or will the fog claim them one by one?
🎙️ Vote Now:
Only one idea makes it to Feature Film status, and you decide which.
Vote on Spotify, YouTube, or Instagram.
• Website: https://beermethatmovie.com/
• Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/beermethatmovie/
• Untappd: https://untappd.com/user/BeerMeThatMovie
• Speakpipe: https://www.speakpipe.com/beermethatmovie
00:00 - Intro
01:18 - Recap: Gumballhead
10:24 - BOTW: Cold Hearted IPA
13:13 - Fast Five Begins
14:06 - Beer #1 Destination Unknown
19:45 - Beer #2 Broken Kingdom
25:20 - Beer #3 The Heaviest Matter Of The Universe
32:52 - Beer #4 Virtue Of Patience
37:29 - Beer #5 Fogscape
42:57 - Decision Time!
46:18 - Outtakes