Marching on together! This week we hear Jack's worst-ever Leeds United 11.

Goalkeepers being hooked at half-time, defenders pretending to be injured, midfielders being sold as soon as they arrive, and strikers flopping around the pitch like a fish on dry land.

Leeds United at their finest...

The return of The Low Performance Podcast!

Welcome back, everyone; we have missed you!

With Linden on loan to his family, Alan and I take the reins.

We discuss our thoughts on the World Cup, make some wild predictions for the upcoming season and discuss the real issues:

Which team is Jonjo Shelvy managing?

Why do we not know the name of any Premier League manager?

Does anyone like Messi anymore?

All of this and more!

Bon Appétit!

We are back for another world cup special!

We chat about suspended suspensions, Harry Kane's croaky voice and how couragous Scott Parker makes us feel.

We also tackle the biggest issue in world football - What is "Emily" Heskey's favourite Vegetable?

Fight and Win!

We open the Sad Sack and discuss our favourite football clips and the logistics of organising a world cup.

Plus we have a special world cup quiz!

The World Cup is finally here!

It's not quite AFCON but the low performance moments have been flowing!

With Linden on internation duty, join Jack and Alan as they discuss everything from a Tina Turner/ Harry Maguire comparison to Clint Dempsy being better than Eden Hazard.

All this and more

With the season over we wrap things up before a small break before the World Cup.

We chat about the season - Worst team, worst manager, worst signing and Linden keeps us up to date with his Fifa 11 save.

All this and your emails/Salah-klopp-isms!

This episode we "dive" into our choices for the best worst referees, decisions and VAR calls..

Just a few highlights:

- AFCON in all its glory, blowing for full time several times and still not playing 90 minutes

- Alan and his continued beef with Barry Knight

- Ben Thatcher somehow avoiding a GBH charge and getting a yellow card instead

- Italy v South Korea in the 2002 world cup resulting in a referee with 6kg of heroin on him at JFK Airport

In this part of the episode we are strangley up-to-date.

Arsenal champions and Southampton out of the play offs, we recorded on a busy footballing news night.

We also discuss our low performance moments of the week including Ronaldo's dissapointment, Neymars substitution rage and we delve into the best fottball club songs!

This episode we delve into our Fault Vault!

Man City not knowing what result they need, Torres missing an open goal, Germany making light work of Brazil and an Irishman not knowing where Dublin is!

All of that plus we dip our toe into true crime with a MURDER!

Welcome to the "Fault Vault"!

A place we store all of the low performance moments from history.

In Part 1 we discuss our low performance moments of the week, Salah-Kopp-isms, listener correspondence and set up our topic for part 2.

On the menu today - Fifa debut badges, viral Forest fans, Raheem Sterling's Ballon D'or clause and Spy Gate 2.0

Plus a 10 minute meandering speach by Jack about the Serie C playoffs. Thos who use the podcast to sleep to can skip to the 45 minue mark!