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In this week's main episode, William and Jonathan discuss Physical Exercise - and appropriately enough, start the episode getting quite hot and bothered chasing a fly. With that warm-up complete, the two discuss exercise routines, sportswear tips, and how best to handle things when your trainer reveals themselves to be a Flat Earther. Plus, they look back fondly on their schoolboy attempts to wriggle out of Sports, in favour of smoking cigars.

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No stone is left unturned in this week's bonus episode, with William and Jonathan ranging from conversation about pest control, to England's new football manager (yes, really) to Hertfordshire's premier swinging spot. Plus, a return to the mysteries of Betty the dog's stomach, and William reveals how the Great British Public responded to his opera cape.

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It's Laundry Day in this week's episode, and Jonathan is in ecstasy, treating William to a demonstration of his very executive - and very potent - detergent products. The two right some cleanliness wrongs, setting out what the proper amount and style of bedding is, and whether one should own a solo tumble dryer or a combo. Plus, they prepare for William's move with a very important discussion about whether or not to concrete his hole.

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In this week's bonus episode, William shares a story of an injury incurred on holiday, and Jonathan an even more shocking story from his 'pupernity' leave. Plus, we return to the hallowed halls of William's dream pub, 'The Cock And Trumpet', and Jonathan defends his controversial phone case. Finally, William looks ahead to his new home and ponders how best to protect his back passage.

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In this week's episode, William and Jonathan discuss the way to host one's friends and family overnight in the most executive and attentive fashion. William makes plans for the guest room in his new home, and the two ponder what the optimum duration for a guest to stay is. Plus, they swap horror stories about their more questionable house guests, including (but not limited to) unannounced gentleman callers and bed sheet stains.

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In this week’s bonus episode William rails against cubicle etiquette violations, while Jonathan shares his holiday tradition of travelling with a personal washing line and luxury-grade pegs.

The pair also advise listeners on the art of executive complaining, protocol when vacating a hotel room and which flowers - real and artificial - are fit for a luxury display in the home.

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This week, William and Jonathan turn their attention to money. They discuss how not to behave when you have it, whether it’s ever acceptable to ask someone what they earn and the deeply un-luxury world of lending to friends.

Plus, they help a listener navigate the tricky balance between enjoying life and saving wisely. 

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In this week’s bonus episode, William reveals his quest to get hench, Jonathan shows off his approved envelope flaps and the pair discuss where a listener's royal correspondence should be displayed. 

Plus: a duck pancake theft and a discussion on whether books in a lavatory are tasteful or tragic.

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Jonathan and William discuss a great British institution: the pub. While JVS waxes lyrical about his love for a good boozer, William remains sceptical, questioning the true luxury of sticky floors and pork scratchings.The pair design their fantasy public houses - from names and decor, to what makes a great landlord, menus and drinks selections. Debating what truly makes a pub feel like home.

They also hear from a listener asking about the delicate art of approaching famous punters.

Plus, JVS shares tales from ‘pupernity' leave as he adjusts to life with the newest member of his Luxury household, Betty!

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