"If I'm not back in five minutes, call the Pope."

Colonel Sandurz: Try here. Stop.

Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?

Colonel Sandurz: Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.

Dark Helmet: What happened to then?

Colonel Sandurz: We passed then.

Dark Helmet: When?

Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We're at now now.

Dark Helmet: Go back to then.

Colonel Sandurz: When?

Dark Helmet: Now.

Colonel Sandurz: Now?

Dark Helmet: Now.

Colonel Sandurz: I can't.

Dark Helmet: Why?

Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.

Dark Helmet: When?

Colonel Sandurz: Just now.

Dark Helmet: When will then be now?

Colonel Sandurz: Soon.

Dark Helmet: How soon?

"Harry, you are so loved, so loved. Harry, Mama loves you. Dada loves you. Harry, be safe. Be strong."

Bellatrix Lestrange: "You stupid elf! You could have killed me!"

Dobby the House Elf: "Dobby never meant to kill! Dobby only meant to maim, or seriously injure!"

"Ah, Harry... you need a shave, my friend."

Fred Weasley: "You know, George, I've always felt out futures lay outside the world of academic achievement."

George Weasley: "Fred, I've been thinking exactly the same thing."

"Ruddy pumpkin head, isn't he?"

"Expecto Patronum!"

Yeah, we know it's 5 hours long.  We're sorry, okay?  We don't get to talk a lot throughout the week.

"Why spiders? Why couldn't it be 'follow the butterflies'?"

Hagrid: "You're a wizard, Harry!"

Harry: "I'm a what?"