Dread it, run from it; destiny still arrives.  After two and a half years of hype, we are doing the Holiday Special.

A time-traveling General Hux gets laid with time travel.  Also Bill Nighy.

"Oh, for the love of God!  Shut the hell up!"

"What do you think is going on here?  Since I've met you I've nearly been incinerated, drowned, shot at, and chopped into fish bait.  We're in the middle of something sinister here; my guess is dad found out more than he was looking for.  And until I'm sure, I'm going to continue to do things the way I think they should be done."

"If you think I'm going to Delhi with you, or anyplace else after all the trouble you've gotten me into, think again, buster! I'm going home to Missouri where they never feed you snakes before ripping your heart out and lowering you into hot pits! This is NOT my idea of a swell time!"

"You wanna talk to God?  Let's go see him together.  I have nothing better to do."

Blah blah blah, dreams, anime, etc.

This show just cannot do this movie justice.  Honestly, you have to see it for yourself.

A depressed Jim Carrey?  A rainbow-haired Kate Winslet?  Another Tom Wilkinson bad guy role?  Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind!

Ever wanted to experience a video game in a movie?  Boom: Hardcore Henry.