Before recording the night's session, the guys talk about the Elder Scrolls Oblivion Remaster, gaming nostalgia, $120 alcohol, crappy A/C, their first cars, super expensive oil changes, and more!

Before recording the night's session, the guys talk about popular conspiracies, showing and not growing, Derek's new gun, their upcoming vacation together, and more!

Before the night's recording the guys talk about Chris Hansen pizza, peanut butter and jelly M&Ms, who uses their fly or goes over the waistband when peeing, people walking in on Cheddar taking a dump on more than one occasion, zipping up too fast, and more!

Before recording the night's episode, the guys talk about Pickleball, what happens when you kill civilians in the game Ready or Not, the best way to get motivated to go for a run, Bob got locked out of his new car, the podcast's upcoming live streaming, and more!

Before the night's session, the guys talk about cooking pineapple brats, Derek wearing nothing but an apron, gun carrying safety, Derek's Yi-Gi-Oh tournament, a 20mm round that exists, and more!

Back before the Under the Table segments, the guys got together to talk about the subreddit r/AITA or "Am I the As*hole" where redditors divulge their real life situations to ask the internet if they were in the wrong or not

The guys get together to talk about their favorite vegetables which evolves into making a definitive vegetables tier list where things get heated, but they work through their differences and deliver a solid list. Moving on, they decide to cover fruits, covering the most obscure fruits that you've never heard of to decide the best of the best and the worst of the worst.

See the lists here

Before learning they're not recording the night's session, the guys talk about brushing your teeth, someone doesn't like mac 'n' cheese, Spotify's not letting us run ads, forgetting your kids, and more!

Before recording the night's session, the guys talk about Joe changing the name of last week's UTT, Danny's hot new look, fast food breakfast, coffee enemas, Tic Tacs, cold limp carmelized onions, and more!

Before recording the night's session, the guys talk about the German Forklift Competition, Hancock the movie, Invincible, Treasure Planet, Monster Hunter, Alex's computer screen visible on call, Bob's modern telling of funny Bible stories, and more!