The Maltiverse

By Cavemen Studios

Welcome to The Maltiverse, Malta’s premier comedy podcast, putting the island on the global laughter map! Join hosts Jay from XFM and Steve Hili, two comedic powerhouses, as they skillfully navigate t... more

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The podcast currently has 33 episodes available.

The Maltiverse episodes:

February 19, 2026 Maltiverse S03E07 - Everyone Has Drunk Stories
The latest episode of TheMaltiverse Podcast is a full-tilt dive intodrunken chaos, terrible decisions, and legendary nights out.
Stories from the boys (and our listeners/viewers) include real-life stories of gettingabsolutely smashed, from throwing up while DJing, to threesomes during a weddingand antics involving roundabouts,fingers, and zero self-respect.
This week’s WouldYou Rather goes straight to hell, forcing impossible choices involving the mums of your mates - not a would-you-rather to try at home unless you want to permanently ruin all your friendship!
And the Agony Uncle segment levels up with one of the most unhinged hookup confessions yet: a potential one-night stand - and a sock that will never recover.
If you love unfiltered comedy podcasts, alcohol-fuelled stories, brutal honesty, and banter that crosses every sensible line, this episode delivers. Expect chaos, naughty humour, and classic Maltiverse energy.
Not for the easily offended.

🙌 BIG THANKS TO OUR SPONSORS
☕ Bruvv (Balzan)
Two brothers (and their mum) serving absolutely amazing coffee, food, (thankyou for feeding us!) and an immaculate atmosphere.
👉 https://www.facebook.com/bruvv.mt

🕯️ Fog Buddies (Ħamrun)
Candles, aromatic gifts, and grown-up goodies that make dangerously goodpresents. Check them out…
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👕 K Concepts Malta
The absolute incredible printing legends behind all our merch.
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35min
February 05, 2026 Maltiverse S03E06 - Dating Nightmares | The Maltiverse Valentine’s Edition
Valentine’s Day is coming… and this episode of The Maltiverse is a deep dive into sex, dating disasters, and relationship horror stories you won’t hear anywhere else.
From “no no Sundays” to dating disasters involving bus stops, scary dogs, and garlic breath,— Steve & Jay unpack some of the strangest, funniest, and most uncomfortable listener confessions yet.
💌 The Agony Uncle segment is BACKIncluding hilariously messy relationship problems, like one unforgettable story involving a man being blamed for something that definitely wasn’t his fault… but absolutely ruined the bathroom.
🤔 Would You Rather? A truly naughty dilemma that nobody asked for, involving orifices, questionable smells, and instant regret.
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42min
January 22, 2026 Maltiverse S03E05 – Fears and Icks
After our festive mini-episodes, The Maltiverse is BACK with a full-fat main episode. This Episode dives headfirst into irrational fears, unexplained icks, and deeply questionable human behaviour.From belly buttons and hair to mice, dolls, and other things that absolutely should not be terrifying — we unpack the weirdest fears you didn’t know you had (and some you definitely do).We also accidentally invent an NGO designed to help people pitch tents… for reasons that will make sense once you hear it.🔥 PLUS:The return of Agony Uncle — solving listener problems that are equal parts hilarious and filthy like the issue with the listener who accidentally sent a naughty video to the family WhatsApp groupA brutally wrong Would You Rather involving not knowing who you’re doing it withIf you like comedy that lives somewhere between therapy, chaos, and terrible ideas — this one’s for you.🎧 Sponsored by legends:☕ Bruvv (Balzan)Two brothers and one mum serving exceptional coffee and treats👉 https://www.facebook.com/bruvv.mt🕯️ Fog Buddies (Ħamrun)Candles, aromatic gifts, and grown-up goodies👉 https://www.fogbuddies.com👕 K Concepts MaltaThe printing wizards behind our merch👉 https://www.kconceptsmalta.comhttps://youtu.be/GzndwjX8Llk
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32min
January 08, 2026 Maltiverse S03E04 – Happy New Year
Welcome to the first Maltiverse madness of 2026!Steve & Jay are back with a chaotic mini-episode packed with New Year comedy, Malta based gossip, and all the unhinged nonsense you love.This episode full of New Years Chaos dives into:⚾ The World Series (sort of)👅 A Maltese celebrity lick🌚 Gl*ryhole conversations (because… of course)☕ Our FIRST Would You Rathers of 2026If you love Maltese comedy, funny podcasts, ridiculous banter, and two idiots saying things they definitely shouldn’t… this episode is for you.💥 SPONSORED BYBruvv (Balzan) – Coffee, treats & the perfect start to 2026👉 www.facebook.com/bruvv.mtFog Buddies (Ħamrun) – Candles, gifts & grown-up goodies👉 www.fogbuddies.comK Concepts – Printing legends behind Maltiverse merch👉 www.kconceptsmalta.comhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxffxZG1jNI
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9min
December 26, 2025 Maltiverse S03E03 – Boxing Day Bonus
It’s Boxing Day, and the Maltiverse is bringing you a wild, festive, laugh-out-loud special! Just a mini-episode as Steve & Jay unwrap the madness of the holidays—secret Santas, hammeroids, and even (maybe) Christmas holograms 🤯https://youtu.be/60RESU7MOc4Expect:🔥 Ridiculous Maltese chaos🎁 Festive laughs☕ …and maybe a holographic Steve. Just to make things even weirder!💥 Big love to our sponsors:Bruvv (Balzan) – Coffee and treats that make the Christmas season even better!👉 www.facebook.com/bruvv.mtFog Buddies (Hamrun) – Candles, gifts & grown-up goodies – perfect gifts for Xmas 👉 www.fogbuddies.comK Concepts – Printing legends behind our iconic merch👉 www.kconceptsmalta.com🎧 Subscribe NOW for:Hilarious Maltese comedy Steve & Jay’s wild takes on life, Would you rathers, and terrible advice!
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8min
December 11, 2025 Maltiverse S03E02 – Christmas Disasters
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas on The Maltiverse!This week Steve & Jay unwrap the terrible gifts, and festive fails from Malta and beyond.From a dodgy goldfish to an ashtray shaped like someone’s… erm… bits, all the way to the legendary saga of an injured colonel’s wife — we’re diving headfirst into the wildest holiday mishaps you sent in.🎁 PLUS:We play a totally deranged Christmas Would You Rather? featuring fairy lights, questionable decorations, and… yes… anuses. (We’re sorry. Sort of.)This episode is for you if you’ve ever:🎁 Received a terrible Christmas present🍷 Got way too excited at the office Xmas party😳 Survived a painfully awkward Christmas lunch…then welcome home. This is your festive chaos.👇 Got your own story or a problem for Agony Uncles Steve & Jay?Send it here: cavemen.me/story⭐ Huge thanks to our sponsors:☕ Bruvv (Balzan) – Amazing coffee & treats by two brothers (and an awesome mum!)👉 www.facebook.com/bruvv.mt🕯 Fog Buddies (Ħamrun) – Candles, adult gifts & aromatic Christmas goodies👉 www.fogbuddies.com👕 K Concepts – The printing legends behind our merch👉 www.kconceptsmalta.comhttps://youtu.be/cSCJWfLy5C8🎧 Subscribe for Maltese madness, listener confessions, and the funniest WTF stories from the island and beyond!
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33min
November 27, 2025 Maltiverse S03E01 – Nightmare Bosses, Crappy Jobs & Wild Advice!
We’re back, baby! Season 3 of The Maltiverse kicks off with a bang – and this one’s all about terrible bosses, crappy jobs, and the funniest work stories you’ll ever hear.From the boss who shaved his bits in front of his employee to the football coach who analysed the WRONG team – Steve and Jay are diving into the wildest job stories from Malta and beyond.Plus:💌 The Agony Uncle segment is back – with some hilarious (and slightly filthy) listener problems.🤔 A Would You Rather that goes completely off the rails… and leaves one Maltese radio station manager catching a few strays!If you’ve ever had a nightmare job, a mad boss, or just love a laugh about the madness of work life – this one’s for you.👇 Got your own story or problem for Agony Uncle?Send it to cavemen.me/story💥 Big shoutout to our amazing sponsors:☕ Bruvv (Balzan) – Two brothers (and one mum) serving up brilliant coffee and treats!👉 https://www.facebook.com/bruvv.mt/🕯️ Fog Buddies (Hamrun) – Aromatic gifts, candles, and grown-up goodies. Perfect for Christmas!👉 www.fogbuddies.com👕 K Concepts – Printing legends behind our merch!👉 www.kconceptsmalta.comhttps://youtu.be/Lvkc-HCWMgU🎧 Hit subscribe for more chaos, comedy, and Maltese madness – with Steve & Jay tackling the world’s dilemmas, one laugh at a time.
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40min
October 03, 2025 Maltiverse Would You Rather Summer Series 012 – Abigail & Carlos
WOULD YOU RATHER
Welcome to the SEASON FINALE of the most chaotic game in Malta – The Maltiverse: Would You Rather – Summer Specials! 🌞🍹
To bring the curtain down, the fearless Abigail Mallia and the unstoppable Carlos Debattista returned for the last dance of summer — diving head-first into the most outrageous dilemmas yet:
⚡ Naked boss… or naked Nanna?👽 Alien abduction… or caressing Peppi Azzopardi?🧻 And the eternal mystery: Why do mummies love us so much?
Fuelling this madness from episode one all the way to the grand finale were the heroes of flavour – BRUVV Balzan 🍋🍝. Two brothers (and their mum ❤️) keeping the madness alive with food so cheeky and soulful, it deserves its own standing ovation. (Vegans, rejoice — they’ve got you covered too 🌱).
And so… the season closes. A summer of mayhem, laughter, and the kind of questions you’ll never get out of your head. Thank you BRUVV. Thank you guests. And thank YOU for playing along. 🙌
This wasn’t just a game.This was The Maltiverse: Would You Rather.The season may be over… but the legend lives on. 🚀✨AND We have got a new season coming up in just a few weeks!
📍 https://www.facebook.com/bruvv.mt
#TheMaltiverse #WouldYouRather #SeasonFinale #SummerSpecials #Bruvv #Cavemen #ComedyChaos #EpicFinale #NannaVsBoss #SteveHili #JasonZammit #MadeInMalta #Maltesesummer
https://youtu.be/MQVH5FIdXJk
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13min
September 26, 2025 Maltiverse Would You Rather Summer Series 011 – Denise Gafa
WOULD YOU RATHER🔥 Have your nudes splashed across the front page… or never climax again? 😳Welcome to the penultimate episode of the wildest game of the Maltese summer – The Maltiverse: Would You Rather – Summer Specials! 🎉🌞
This week, fan-favourite Denise Gafa returned to face even more ridiculous dilemmas. And yes, chaos quickly followed as we debated…✨ Glow-in-the-dark genitals vs musical ones 🎶🌙 Night hikes with Denise📸 And the very real danger of Steve’s Nutscapes getting published…
And fuelling the madness as always – the legends at BRUVV Balzan 🙌🔥👉 Proper homemade grub.👉 Tasty. Naughty. Dangerously addictive.👉 And yes vegans, they’ve still got you covered 🌱.
📍 Show them some love ➡️ https://www.facebook.com/bruvv.mt“It’s messy. It’s naughty. It’s the end-of-summer chaos you’ve secretly been craving! 🍹🔥
https://youtu.be/I3rO8EVlp7Q
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6min
September 19, 2025 Maltiverse Would You Rather Summer Series 010 – Nate Darmanin
WOULD YOU RATHER 👉 stop touching yourself… or win a Ġieħ ir-Repubblika?
Welcome to the most ridiculous game of the Maltese summer – The Maltiverse: Would You Rather – Summer Specials! 🎉🌞
This week, radio legend Nate Darmanin from Vibe jumped in with us… and things got beautifully out of hand:
⚽ Football glory vs orgasmic glory 🎯
🏅 National honours vs hand honours ✋🍒
👖 Why are Steve’s pants around his ankles (again)?
And fuelling all this chaos – the legends at BRUVV Balzan 🍋🍝. Two brothers (and their mum ❤️) cooking up proper soul food – homemade, cheeky, and dangerously moreish. Those limoncello balls? Absolute heaven in a bite 😇. (Vegans, don’t worry, they’ve got your back too🌱).
📍 Show them love here: https://www.facebook.com/bruvv.mt
It’s filthy 😏. It’s unhinged 🤯. It’s exactly what you didn’t know you needed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8O_xZt7PhE
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5min

FAQs about The Maltiverse:

How many episodes does The Maltiverse have?

The podcast currently has 33 episodes available.