Hey — tired of the nonstop 'I've been canceled' drama? This episode breaks down why the loudest victims often end up richer and louder: studios, subscriptions, merch and millions of fans.

It’s a quick, cheeky look at how losing corporate ad money usually just forces creators to go direct to their audience — and make bank doing it.

Listen in for the savage, funny truth about modern outrage and why 'being silenced' doesn’t look silent at all.

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What's up, friends — I just watched every NFL game I could and I'm breaking down the highs, the awful, the weird, and the teams I’m worried about. From Drake May's confusing reads to Mahomes' shaky throws and a running back who made my jaw drop — this episode is just me talking sports, sponsors, and why tackling and "two hands" still matter. Kick back, grab a drink, and let's chat football like pals.

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I meant to drop a special episode over the holiday weekend, but it wound up being just another news show. Steven A. Smith is upset about the lack of gratitude from the people on Flagrant and Funny. New York mayor Zoran Mamdani handed the pen he used to dedicate to the 9/11 families to a known terrorist supporter. Are NFL cheerleaders underpaid? I think it’s time to give up on the Middle East, and the lie about energy prices continues.

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The title says it all,

So many people get platformed and have an audience and nobody knows why. From Andrew Tate to Alex Jones and it is out of control. We must get a hold of ourselves and stop giving these guys air.

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President Trump is trying to drive down beef prices and change how ballots are mailed; he's also facing missile losses and suspensions among some of his Secret Service agents. Governor DeSantis has misplaced $10 million, Good Good Golf released a creepy ad, and rent won’t be frozen in New York — all that and more on this week’s episode.

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The Sacramento Kings have once again made the same foolish mistake and wrecked another season. In California a new tire law is coming into effect, and the politicians seem only interested in securing votes.

After ten years the whole system finally fell apart. In that cesspool I ran into endless con artists and pretenders, and every time I pulled back the curtain on someone I felt like I’d won. But watching everything that has happened this past week around the death of Charlie Kirk has altered how I see things.

Venom returns mostly animated; an arguably unnecessary Matrix movie is in development; Jim Carrey wants to play George Jetson; South Korea expands its communications law and the US objects; and Isaiah Martin pops up, seemingly to display his mental instability.

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Last week saw several debates, starting with a "heavyweight" clash between Candace Owens and Andrew Wilson. Owens prevailed — she pulled in $300K and millions in show revenue — while Wilson reportedly burned $300K and proved nothing. Quasi-moderate Tim Pool turned up on Jubilee, hurled baseless bullshit, and many people responded with a “who cares” attitude. Then there's internet extraordinaire Isaiah Martin, who launches into a rant and once again shows he doesn't really care about America's problems.

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Gavin is at it again and would you trust an A.I. Bot? A Jewish community is hit by gunfire, DOJ drops reflecting pool case, I'm super excited for Transformers  40th anniversary. For some reason a video gamer is trying to make extra money off MLB THE SHOW 26. 

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