We examine what people think the "DING" means on our show, Kim insists she doesn't speed anymore, and we break down the Taylor Swift vs. TicketMaster situation.

Marc's head gets blown up by the concept of "outgifting," we talk about stressful Thanksgiving conversations, and Alex O. has a theory about potlucks.

Alex O. is offended that Marc doesn't think he handles a fake cigarette well, Kim pits different Thanksgiving foods against each other, and we talk about weird competitions.

Kim has suggestions for how Marc can make friends, we talk about washing your fruits, and listeners tell us their favorite southern slang.

Marc found a response to an old piece of fan mail he sent, we talk about the dumbest ways people have gotten themselves fired, and Alex O.'s fiancee taught him about "standing jeans."

Marc thinks there are ulterior motives behind Alex O's fiancee sending him to work with snacks, Kim's friend saw a prisoner in an eye doctor's office, and we talk about reckless parents.

We talk about buying used items as gifts, Kim may have made the worst typo of her life, and we debate whether eggs are a side dish or a main course.

We read your comments about what a Marc & Kim Show candle might smell like, Marc catches heat for saying the Nova isn't a muscle car, and Kim found out about Tradwives.

The Powerball drawing is delayed, Alex O. has set a date for his wedding, and Kim thinks Marc tries to incorporate "pieces of trend" into his wardrobe.

Kim has discovered a new way of "jerk parking," we talk about winning the lottery, and Marc can't believe Alex O. and his fiancee are waiting until marriage.