Kim may have accidentally picked up a dollar bill laced with fentanyl, Alex O's life is being disrupted by his new dog, and Kim went to a birthday party for a 17-year-old.

Alex O. finds himself caught between two generations, Marc wants to institute a time limit on Long lost Loves, and we run down the Friday Crazies.

Kim's son Eli found a study proving it's better for him to brush his teeth before breakfast, we talk about workplace secrets, and Marc refuses to paint his fingernails.

Kim is surprisingly unconcerned with the amount of screen time her son gets, we talk about some celebrity legal trouble, and Alex O. is adopting a dog.

Kim has to stop herself from stealing, Marc feels a certain type of way about moms' boyfriends, and Kim almost learned Alex O's underwear size.

Kim has an update on her insurance plan, Marc saw a movie without his wife, and Kim got griped at in Sam's Club

Marc has to restrict his intrusive thoughts, Kim is getting obsessed with her new MINI, and Marc tasks Kim with watching porn for the first time.

Alex O. gives a book report on Flag Day, Marc has a theory about pizza, and Kim wants to sell her boob sweat.

Alex O. attempts to put together a Top 5 list, Marc is frustrated with people's driving habits, and we talk about a stripper who accidentally danced for her brother.

Alex O's fiancee has just as much stuff as he did, Marc has a couples question, and Roger calls in to play Her vs. Him.