We mark the George Floyd anniversary with massive storewide clearances on harpsichords. In Scotland the wankers want you wheesht, in Woketoria they're coming for the Great White Queen, but we have a trouper from Down Under...

Mark covers both America's southern and northern borders and the depraved capital city in between. There's also immigration then and now, the wonder of bread, and a hint of musical necrophilia...

Mark covers the scene from kaput pipelines in America to kaput pipelines of an entirely different kind. Plus: China comes up with the ultimate in social distancing. There's also another episode of The Hundred Years Ago Show, and Steyn has a fail-safe way to perk yourself up every morning...

Steyn covers the scene from Abba to zarzuela. In between Mark observes the bicentennial of Napoleon's death, and advises anyone who catches the eye of America's dirty stinkin' rotten corrupt and openly politicized federal Department of Justice to flee the country...

Guest host Andrew Lawton looks at the Department of Homeland Security's investigation of itself, the viewerless and humorless Oscars, plus Tal Bachman on the woke mob's attack on sheet music, and more...

There's a super-secret espionage thread running through the Anzac Day weekend edition of The Mark Steyn Show, from our 007-tinged theme tune to the Five Eyes with a blindfold, more tales from our Chinese Penetration Watch, a Durham Report update, all the way to a trip to the Steyn archive to revisit Mark talking 007 with the late John Sessions ...and a singing Bond villain

The DC Medical Examiner's very belated findings on Officer Sicknick, and Mark's reflections on the degeneration of a land of laws into a wasteland of lies. There's also Minneapolis jury-threatening, Ontario's totalitarian ineptitude, another edition of The Hundred Years Ago Show, celebrity duets from Joe Biden to the Duke of Edinburgh - and how bad will it get how fast?

California's New Racism (no whites need apply), segregated funerals, northern guns, the unreal estate market, plus William McGonagall, D H Lawrence, Rodgers & Hammerstein, and another episode of The Hundred Years Ago Show - all with a strange Anglo-German regal thread running through the show...

For our Easter show some transcendent music and muscular poetry to mitigate the glum news from a Christendom in lockdown. There's also Chairman Xi's latest wheeze, another episode of The Hundred Years Ago Show, a fully vaccinated Mark's Mailbox, and a touch of Henny Youngman...

Boots on the ground, polls and politics, sales tax for policemen, China's checkmate, and more. There's also John Donne eschewing the far horizon, and the unsung songbook...