Marlon Humphrey breaks down the Ravens’ Thanksgiving loss, his first sack since 2022, Lane Kiffin’s move to LSU, and a full slate of wild stories ranging from chili dogs to alien conspiracies.
00:00 Chili Dog Disaster in Cincinnati
00:41 Opening the Show — Mini Bye Week Reflections
02:18 Mental Health, Willpower & Checking on Your Friends
04:58 Thanksgiving Video Fail & Ravens Recap
07:03 Marlon’s First Sack Since 2022
08:54 AFC Preview & Aaron Rodgers “#40 Rule”
10:28 Ravens Hallmark Movie Generator
14:05 Ravens Christmas Party Stories
16:59 Start-Bench-Cut: Holidays, Game Slots & Breakfast Foods
20:57 Start-Bench-Cut: Baltimore Culture (Old Bay, Camden Yards, The Wire)
22:52 Divisional Cities: Cleveland, Pittsburgh & Cincinnati Glizzy Trauma
26:57 Marlon Missing the Team Bus in Cincy (Full Story)
29:33 Lawrence Taylor Legendary Late Arrival Story
31:22 Hack or Wack: Life Hacks Breakdown
36:39 Public Bathroom Anxiety & Locker Room Stories
39:01 Escalator Hack Madness
40:00 Lane Kiffin Leaves Ole Miss — Full Breakdown
43:59 College Football Chaos — SEC Championship & CFP Format
46:52 NFL Conspiracy Theories & Week 18 Scheduling
50:06 George Pickens’ Controversial Post About Mahomes’ Wife
52:23 French Snail Heist — $100K of Escargot Stolen
55:56 Kendrick Perkins’ “Most Powerful Black Man Since Obama” Debate
58:06 Saturn Moon Alien Mission & End-Times Humor
01:03:02 Rockets, Space Travel & Alabama Education
01:03:57 Pastor Pitt (Marlon Edition): “In The Beginning…”
01:05:12 Closing Words — December Begins