It's a Men Only show (not to be confused with Members Only, but I bet these two Gen-Xers both had one)! See how the fellas fare without Mells and Sandwich as they take you to the weirdest town in the US, PORTLAND! No, not the one in Maine, but the other one where in 1958 an entire family and their lux station wagon mysteriously disappear.

Learn about the Gorge, a snack bar at which to make your peace and look longingly on a time when an electrician's salary could support home ownership, a family and a fancy car the size of my apartment.