We'd like to welcome you to the show today with a reading from the Gospel of Right Said Fred: "With my hand upon my heart / Just one slowdance / I'll rescue you, rescue you / La, la, la, etc." That's right, we're getting our groove back this week. The lyrical complexities of a Lou Bega song literally melt our brains, Mike really puts the F in Riot Fest (he's sorry), Josh pimps Xzibit's life, and Tapan's Fred Stoller impression is coming along quite nicely.

Pairings: Lightning Rod, by Martha Stewart Living; a bedside flautist; salsa :-(