Season de Quatro starts off with a big cataclysmic BANG when the Mayans are playing with their apocalyptic Long Round Calendar! Steve and Joey have something else long and round...their pink sock prolapses flapping in the wind as they yak on and on about Mayan math, Mayan astronomy, Mayan pyramids, Mayan gods and goddesses, Mayan religion, Mayan hieroglyphics, Mayan snake-men, Mayan spaceport landing platforms, and Maya Maya More! Everything you wanted to know about the vast Mesoamerican culture...with 5,025% more pottymouth! Let’s prooooooobe deep into the Conspiracy that Von Danicken, Tsoukalos, Childress and the boys mention...for like a minute in the middle of the episode...and then probe even deeper into other Mayan stuff!