(0:33) The Dolphins reach new lows (2:00) Two perfect seasons (3:00) Steve starts cherry picking stats because the Jets haven’t played yet so he doesn’t have anything else to talk about (4:13) The Bears win off bs (5:33) Chris on the boards (6:16) Danny brings up a Spider-Man villain (6:47) Is tanking in football morally okay? (12:13) Why tanking in football is dumb as hell (14:39) Happy Birthday Paulie (16:03) WHAT IS UP WITH CAM NEWTON? (19:14) Miami Artist Song Break! What Would I Do by Magic City Hippies (24:02) Fantasy Football Intervention (26:52) California looking out for college athletes (35:41) Not enough baseball (37:04) Big Papi come back (38:06) Patents denied! (39:44) Matt locks it in (40:47) Would you wear a watch playing football? (43:22) Womb noises mounted on a stroller (44:57) Little Danny correctly predicts the Sunday Night game

Songs:

Hellbag by Las Nubes

What Would I Do by Magic City Hippies

Can It All Be So Simple by El Michel’s Affair

This week’s guest: BabyMommaFit! (0:31) We rant about how trash The Dolphins are (3:50) RGIII still in the league (4:10) Officer Gio was right! (5:59) Don’t call it a Fish Tank (8:42) What is the expiration date on culture? (10:11) In a continued discussion about disappointments, we discuss The Browns (11:59) Kyler Murray goes off (14:21) Angry Dad Energy (15:07) Bill Belichik’s son looks kinda like Steve (15:42) Miami Artist Song Break! Admission by Torche (19:22) Cocaine Jokes! (21:17) BabyMommaFit (33:40) Steve name-dropping like a motherfucker (34:18) Antonio Brown, redux (35:50) A New Challenger Approaches! (39:50) Its a fucking conspiracy bro (42:10) Another ’72 Dolphins reference (44:05) The Juice! (49:44) The Canes suck again (50:16) Outro Rants

Songs:

Hellbag by Las Nubes

Admission by Torche

Can It All Be So Simple by El Michel’s Affair

(1:06) Hurricane Dorian (3:12) The Dolphins gonna Dolphin (8:02) Boogie Cousins’ Baby Mama Drama (13:39) Should Carli Lloyd be an NFL kicker? (21:16) Mediocre Team USA (24:08) Miami Artist Song Break! The Ticket by Cyberbullies (27:23) Russell Wilson: Herb (28:48) This week’s guest: Christian Ochoa, Actor and Mensch (45:15) Fantasy Football Draft Prep (47:33) Kobe & Shaq (57:03) Outro Rants

Songs:

Hellbag by Las Nubes

The Ticket by Cyberbullies

Can It All Be So Simple by El Michel’s Affair

(0:40) Michael Irvin, way too hyped (1:56) UM game breakdown (8:54) Brian Flores, Kenny Stills and Jay-Z (11:11) Andrew Luck straight up retires (16:07) A clip from The Sterling Affairs (19:26) Steven Price’s New York Minute (22:31) Miami Artist Song Break! Change & Bloom by Deaf Poets (25:12) Patrick Chung Cocaine (26:44) The Boys from Amazon (27:45) Popeyes Chicken Sandwiches (30:00) Omar Moubayed of the Magic City Soccer Podcast (42:02) Would you play against a pregnant woman in pickup basketball? (48:41) Do you double team in a pick up game? (52:13) Gas Station Dick Pills in Baseball (54:38) Outro Rants

Songs:

Ffunny Ffriends by Unknown Mortal Orchestra

Change & Bloom by Deaf Poets

Can It All Be So Simple by El Michel’s Affair

(0:47) Miami Beach and Boca encounters with weird people (2:38) A very odd pivot to the Miami Dolphins and their QB “situation” and how Josh Rosen is Cutler 2.0 (3:39) Prototypical millennial quarterback (4:42) Stugotz shoutout (4:51) Adam Gase, fiend (6:29) You can’t let your kid dunk on you and Percy Harvin (7:42) AB with a theory on Bill Belichick (8:52) Shut up Mo Bamba (10:00) What makes a rivalry? (11:11) JD And The Straight Shot (12:21) Matty Slims shoutout and props to the Bay Area, where ARod got got (15:40) Cabin In The Woods and Goodfellas and how its tough to see popular movies way past their time. (17:43) Miami Artist Song Break! Melanin Poppin by Fudakochi (21:06) The Return of BETTER CALL PAUL with Story Of Miami Podcasts own Paul Crucet, we discuss the cyclist shooting on the Rickenbacker and do doctors have to identify themselves in the presence of random medical emergencies (38:26) Bird Poop Cocaine (40:25) Meltdown or Cooldown? Jay Z’s new job and should Kaep be mad? (49:29) Steven Price’s New York Minute (51:26) Porzingis and consent (53:15) Outro Rants

Songs:

Ffunny Ffriends by Unknown Mortal Orchestra

Melanin Poppin by Fudakochi

Can It All Be So Simple by El Michel’s Affair

(0:35) Shout-out Uncle Lou (0:46) An Apology From The Miami Marlins that moves Danny to make a dubious purchase (2:41) Miami Dolphins Preseason with Fat FitzMagic (3:14) AB joins the show (4:24) Support Group For Phinatics (4:52) "Being a Dolphins Fan is like a sad country song” (5:42) The Sad Nap Sunday Ritual (6:25) The Kenny Stills/Stephen Ross thing (11:40) Hassan Whiteside, fuckboy (17:08) Antonio Brown complaining about head gear (19:40) Steven Price’s New York Minute! (21:46) NBA.com All Decade Teams and DWade Shade (25:37) Miami Artist Song Break! Hellbag by Las Nubes (27:44) VikingNinja Academy CEO Erik Melland! (40:46) Brian Cashman gets run up on (42:16) Zingus is dead to Steve (43:22) White Duo Of Hope (45:00) At this point we’re just picking fights with other Miami sports podcasts (46:45) Steve Leaves (47:18) Lamar Odom Blues and Steve Encore (49:04) Danny Trejo Shoutout (50:21) We forgot about Luka Donkey-ic (51:08) Steph Goes Down (52:59) Outro Rants

Songs:

Ffunny Ffriends by Unknown Mortal Orchestra

Hellbag by Las Nubes

Can It All Be So Simple by El Michel’s Affair

Officer Gio, shows up and yells at everyone.

(0:47) Miami Marlins v Tampa Bay Rays tweet-war (3:41) We get lost in the woods of radio, like literally (6:00) Steven Price enters the fold (7:00) Baseball fights, Amir Garrett and Yasiel Puig cant get traded to a place with good Cuban food to save his life. (10:50) Fortnite lessons start now for all children, mandatory. (12:05) Are video games a sport? (14:46) Danny kills David Wells (17:50) The career life spans for video game professionals (19:26) Melo out here on a PR tour, Jeremy Lin weeping to sad piano music (26:40) If you catch a fly ball over a fence, and go over the fence with the ball, is it an out or a home run? (29:53) Public Joke by Rick Moon (32:48) Officer Gio, Miami Sports Expert, angry man. Pretty much takes a blowtorch to everyone (42:00) Love fest for Spo (45:37) Chris’ loud-ass shirt (46:32) David Griffin calls out Lebron (50:08) Bold Lebron predictions (52:58) Alex Bistec’s Florida Panther’s Corner (55:30) Outro Rants

Songs:

Ffunny Ffriends by Unknown Mortal Orchestra

Public Joke by Rick Moon

Can It All Be So Simple by El Michel’s Affair

The Meltdown returns with furious anger! Not really, its pretty chill. We recorded for like 15 minutes before we realized no one could hear us, so we started over. Professionalism!

(1:18) Boogie Cousin’s dog’s Instagram is how we decided to get the show going again (2:10) Pat Riley does it again! (3:19) Steve is forced to repeat a point about the Brooklyn Nets, that no one likes. (5:18) Danny insists that one of his friends stole Kyrie’s girl in the Bahamas (6:35) Is LeBron “that dude” anymore? (8:20) LeBron’s legacy is no longer tied to basketball dominance, supposably. (13:47) Miami Dolphins are high key trash (18:00) We will never stop making fun of Robert Kraft (19:10) Russell Wilson doing a bit too much in his co-parenting role, vis-a-vis Future’s kid. (33:06) David Ortiz gets shot in the side for a side-piece (38:50) Kawhi Leonard has an absurd t-shirt collection (43:50) Barry Bonds turned himself into a science fair project (46:47) A short rant on accountability and ethics (47:30) The return of Steven Price’s New York Minute! (49:25) Would you take a bullet in the guts for the woman David Ortiz got shot for? (53:59) Fake asses are weird (55:00) The US Women’s soccer team gets some love (58:00) Outro Rants

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BROOKE

Songs:

Ffunny Ffriends by Unknown Mortal Orchestra

Make Love For Real by Cyber Bullies

Can It All Be So Simple by El Michel’s Affair

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The Dolphins' controlled implosion. Stories of Miami randomness. LeVeon Bell cannot rap. James Dolan is fucking awful and Russell Westbrook will fuck up your wife.