Should Ray Davis hire Joe? We think so. More men are gay because of porn, or something.

Ken Robinson talks to Mark "Munch" Bishop about his experience at the 0-16 Cleveland Browns Parade.

No matter what the conditions, the left will tell you it's global warming. No-lose situation for them. Triv's ideological utopia. Josh Mandel out of the Senate race. Mark Schwab on the 0-16 parade. How many will show up? Is home school the way to go?

Dave makes a great point about families he's seen that have kids in Jordans, but not snow boots. Why wasn't there hats and gloves under the tree instead of iPhones? Where are our priorities? Is this why schools feel pressure to close?

It's 13 degrees in January and the kids are off school. Not too cold to go sledding, apparently too cold to learn. Is it lazy and litigious parents? Adam with more on the Jeff Sessions DOJ marijuana announcement. Olivia is still crabby.

McDonald's and Taco Bell are rolling out new menu items and surprisingly, Seth is not ready anxious to inhale them.

No shortage of opinions when it comes to the U.S. shooting down a nuclear missile. But with classified information and technology, Triv is confident. There's no description on six men getting into a shootout near the airport, but we do know they're men in a pickup truck. That narrows it down. Money figures have lost all meaning.

2018 doesn't sound like a barrel of fun. But Seth is predicting more of the same for his horrible life.

Cleveland has three less homicides in 2017, so let's celebrate Mayor Jackson. If one thing goes wrong with the Earth, we're finished, and we don't mean global warming. Stupid caller thinks Triv is talking in code. Seth's big announcement. Corey Coleman proves the Browns are cursed.

Of course it is. Today is a reminder of how quickly our free time disappears and when we get back, it's the same old place. But we also hilariously preview Marin Luther King Day.