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Australian Christmasses are good, but our traditions are insane and weird and Benito and Mariah have logged on to scrutinise them.

Last week it was 2019, this week it's the entire decade! Featuring the likes of NekNominate, succulents and George Calombaris, which of your favourite moments will take the crown?

Sit back and listen to this bumper episode where Benito and Mariah comprehensively review the highlights and lowlights of Australian culture in 2019. Where will your favourite moment finish?

The only ARIAs recap you need, Jay-Z's Australian toddler demographic takes a hit, plus that whole Cybertruck thing.

From Troy Buswell to Freo Dokers, Benito and Mariah love a good parody account. But who should be next? Andrew O'Keefe? Anthony Callea? Jackie O?

We return from hiatus to dream of a world where Miranda Cosgrove and Lil Pump are an item. Also on the show, a new Sexiest Man Alive has been announced, but can he throw his girl over his shoulder when necessary?

In this special edition of "Would You Rather?", we discover Benito is a Mark Holden hater, while Mariah has a Bananas in Pyjamas flashback.

Benito gives a heart-rending rendition of Robin Thicke's Blurred Lines, while Mariah's secret love of Fortnite is uncovered.

On the same night Coleen Rooney dropped a Twitter bomb on Rebekah Vardy that broke the Internet, Benito had some drama of his own on the cursed platform.

It's been a bittersweet week for mixed race couples, while Mariah & Benito go head-to-head to describe the most Australian situation they can think of.