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There’s a Fair Bit Going On here. We unpack the aftermath of Ben dressing as the Mona Lisa in a shopping centre, trying to hustle some loose change. He also shares the horrifying tale of witnessing a man aggressively hose his own butthole with a pump bottle in a work toilet. Meanwhile, Teri attempts to contact the dead with a Ouija board, declares war on the phrase “nice to e-meet you”, and we both debate which loud public behaviours should be punishable by law.

We also dive into what you’d do in some sticky situations, why dressing like a dolphin might just be your best Hinge strategy, and whether public speakerphone chats should be allowed.