Well, folks, it's finally Spooky October. It's been a long, stupid year, but we're back again to sate your annual lust for spook with our trademark highjinks, lowjinks, drone crows, and augmented reality sledgehammers. When we're not busy being haunted by the looming specter of a personal data breach, we're giving totally unauthorized advice to kids and punching each other 'til we just can't punch no more. Join us this week and see how much gum fits in your mouth!

Pairings: invulnerable children; Chicken Tough™; one cheek tapping