Are the thousands of ancient monoliths around the world stone antennas that broadcasted power and information to ancient aliens? How did primitive Britons carry and build the stones at Stonehenge and Avebury? Do the Moai of Easter Island and similar statues in Indonesia actually contain the souls of the gods and provide the power to travel to another realm to communicate with extraterrestrial beings misinterpreted as the divine? What about David Hatcher Childress’s “joy-gantically huge” stone balls of Costa Rica, or the spherical stone apple bags of Semir Osmonagich, AKA “The Bosnian Indiana Jones?” Can stone monoliths provide the power to open a stargate just by containing trace amounts of quartz crystal? I’m sure our plucky ancient astronaut theorists will provide concrete (no pun intended!) answers to all these insane claims and more as we study obelisks, throbelisks, and the proper stimulation for emulation! Also, we learn more about Steve’s early dating life and how it’s connected to the Sega Dreamcast and a young, unassuming Japanese girl he courted at the 8th grade dance. Let’s proooooooooooooobe into ancient monoliths, babyyyyyyyyyyyy!