Happy Halloween from Coffee Donuts and Fu*ked up Sh*t!!!

                       The Monster Rash

I was drinking one night, and looking for ass, 

So I came to a party with my werewolf mask, 

The music was groovy as I sipped from my flask, 

Then I reached in my wallet but couldn’t find no cash! 

Had to earn my pussy, so I turned on the class,

Then I approached this vampire while stroking my stash, 

She started licking her lips in her assless chaps, 

She said hey there Wolfie, how bout I give you a rash! 

It was the monster rash 

It was an oozing gash 

She kept telling me “Relax!” 

That’s the last time I’ll smash 

Things were getting very steamy, and I felt a connection, 

My pants got all creamy, but I wasn’t wearing protection, 

When I pulled out, green goo poured out my erection, 

She started howling with laughter at my newfound infection! 

I was screaming in pain as me pee pee was burning 

When I streamed my main vein, it was like bloody butter churning, 

My cream poured like acid rain, my urethra kept hurting,  

And all I had to blame was my horny monster flirting!! 

It was the monster rash 

It came on like a flash

How long will this past?

I should’ve dressed like Slash

I woke up in the morning and I tried to pee, but instead I started mourning and discharging dick cheese, 

I poured whiskey on my junk and tried to light it on fire, 

But nothing was working, the rash only grew higher! 

I went to the doctor and guess what he told me, 

He said your pee pee is broken, then some drugs he did sold me, 

I popped all the pills so my ding dong stopped stinging 

But even to this day, I can never stop singing! 

It was the monster rash 

All over my moustsche 

Like Crosby stills and Nash 

I don’t have long to last!