The Morning After Sports Betting

The final hour of the show begins with the gang talking about how Nick Foles success comes from him being able to look down the pass rush better than any other quarterback in the NFL. Gabe may not think Foles is the savior of the Eagles, but the fact that he has the best passer rating when under pressure, that should be enough to stop calling him an underdog, but Corey still calls Foles nothing more than a joke and a journeyman. Coach nick joins the show to talk about the development of Zion Williamson, the state of the Timberwolves now that Tom Thibodeau is gone, and Steph Curry doing his best James Harden step-back impression. Michelle brings up how Nick Young is being investigated for robbery and battery, but Gabe thinks there is more to this story, thinking Young is a "pretty chill dude." 

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The second level of the show starts with Gabe asking Corey why he sits in the corner most mornings "choking his chicken," with Corey saying it helps relieves stress; Michelle gives Corey a stress relieving belly rub. Michelle acknowledges that Bob in Vermont seems to be "over her," with Gabe thinking Bob may have found some affection towards Sooner Leesa. Gabe says he is against defensive players celebrating turnovers like they are touchdowns, calling it a "selfish, millennial thing," while Corey seems to love that there is equal opportunity for all players to celebrate. Frank Stampfl takes the place of Gabe in the Get Off My Lawn segment, as he tells the Jets, and new head coach Adam Gase, to stay far away from his lawn. The gang breaks down Frank's rant, citing how the Jets really should have gone with Mike McCarthy, even though many were hating on him, if the Jets were really set on using an NFL ready coach. Cam Stewart surprises the guys with a call-in, as the gang chats with him about the joke-of-a-hire in Kliff Kingsbury with the Cardinals, and also gives his betting odds for the Divisional round weekend. Cam also shows off his baking skills, as he makes some biscuits that the gang can't eat, because he is stuck in his prison cell in Canada. 

#FNTSY #NFL #Jets #AdamGase #GetOffMyLawn #FantasyBFFs #MikeMcCarthy #Cardinals #KliffKingsbury

Gabe Morency, Michelle Serpico, and Corey Parson open the show with Gabe showing his new "bad take bell," thinking he will break it every time Corey has a bad take. Gabe goes off on the latest coaching carousel moves, calling the Cardinals signing of Kliff Kingsbury a big fat F grade. Corey gets upset that due to new policy, and not that he called one of the wait staff little man, he had to buy his own beverage from the Versa bar; Gabe and Michelle think the reason he had to buy his drink was because of his nickname for the waiter. The gang talks about how he tried to go over the Nets bench at the Barclays Center, with Corey saying security did not think you were trying to give the team a pep talk. Michelle talks about how the girl that has been harassed by Trevor Bauer has been getting threats, and the gang thinks even though Bauer, a known bully, is going over the top, she did open the can of worms in the first place. Michelle also doesn't understand why her Get Off My Lawn issue with JanuHairy is becoming so trendy, and Gabe talks about the "silky smooth" days of women wearing bell bottoms and low rider jeans. 

#FNTSY #NFL #NBA #Cardinals #KliffKingsbury #TrevorBauer #Twitter #Versa #MayorofHarlem #JanuHairy

The second level of the show starts with Gabe and Corey saying the Thunder are the biggest chokers in the NBA, citing their latest loss to the Timberwolves. The gang talks about how Deshaun Watson is calling out ESPN for making fun of his hoodie he wore at the National Championship game, with the gang thinking the ESPN writers giving athletes problems about their attire are racist. Gabe says when it comes to things before and after, he enjoys the before pictures of people trying to lose weight. Later, Drunk Brad calls the show, and Gabe says that the momentum on the Cowboys' side started when Brad started calling in to the show, and that he should be allowed to party on Jerry Jones' new yacht.

#FNTSY #NFL #ESPN #DeshaunWatson #JerryJones #DrunkBrad

The final level of the show starts with the gang calling Andrew Wiggins gutless, after learning he may have called someone on the Thunder a gay slur. The Prez joins the show to give his top betting picks for the Divisional round of the NFL playoffs, including why certain trends, like east coast teams heading to the west coast, have a big effect on playoff spreads. BSO's Robert Littal joins the show to talk about how he covered a man going around California licking doorbells. 

#FNTSY #NFL #NBA #California #Cowboys #Rams #Saints #Eagles #Colts #Chiefs #Patriots #Chargers #doorbells #AndrewWiggins #BSO #RobertLittal

Gabe Morency, Corey Parson, and Michelle Serpico open the show arguing over the value of the Dallas Cowboys, with Michelle coming up with a new price value. Talking about the Cowboys brand, Gabe argues that the Maple Leafs are like the Cowboys, in that they have a big branding market like the Cowboys. Talking about obnoxious fans, Gabe says many times his hatred for teams has nothing to do with the athletes, but how their fans and front office act, like Jerry Jones spending more money on a yacht than he did buy the Cowboys. Gabe finds it interesting that at one point, Donald Trump not only almost bought the Buffalo Bills, he turned down buying the Dallas Cowboys in 1989 for $50 Million, and are now worth almost $5 billion; Turmp, of course, bought the New Jersey Generals. Gabe and Michelle find problems with Corey's mentality when it comes to sports history. Gabe brings up how Penny Hardaway said Zion Williamson reminds him a lot of Charles Barkley, but Gabe reminds everyone that the AAU players, like Zion, are much more privileged in their development. 

#FNTSY #NFL #Cowboys #Bills #JerryJones #DonaldTrump #Duke #AAU #ZionWilliamson

The final level of the show starts with Gabe saying that Alabama looked confused and frustrated from the get go, and also thinks they had a cake walk to the Championship; though, so did Clemson. Gabe tells a story about hooking up with a girl that many had said was "a witch," and how Gabe thinks the girl had put a hex on him, which led to Gabe living on the streets of Los Angeles. Looking at some more black magic, the gang wonders if Nick Foles can bring his playoff touch to New Orleans, or if the Saints will dish out some voodoo spells on the Eagles momentum. Rick Tittle of Sports Byline USA joins the show to talk about Clemson's dominant defense, as well as their game script being a factor in confusing Alabama. 

#FNTSY #NFL #Eagles #NickFoles #Saints #SportsByline #RickTittle #Clemson #Alabama #witches #LosAngeles

The second level of the show starts with the gang talking with Sooner Leesa going off on Corey, who called Oklahoma Sooners "dumbasses," and goes on to say the only dumbass is Corey, picking Alabama to win. Corey tells R. Kelly, under scrutiny for a documentary that is trying to prove he is a child molesting cult leader, to Get Off His Lawn! Gabe says that R. Kelly, and his perversion of young girls, is the tip of the iceberg when it comes to hypocrisy among the American elite, and gives examples like opioids being the biggest problem in America, while the biggest advertisers on Lifetime, the network airing the R. Kelly documentary, are pharmaceutical companies. 

#FNTSY #NCAA #Alabama #Clemson #Sooners #GetOffMyLawn #RKelly #Lifetime

Gabe Morency, Corey Parson, and Michelle Serpico open the show talking about how exciting the CFP Championship game started, and Gabe saying that the NFL has become painfully boring. One of the big hot takes around the NFL is that the Jets are all in on trading for Antonio Brown, but the gang thinks the Jets need to get a head coach before thinking about making deals for a talented head case like Brown. Gabe compares the issues around Brown and Le'Veon Bell, with Brown being an immature and jealous jerk (he did flip out learning that JuJu Smith-Schusster won team MVP), and Bell just being all about the money; the gang agrees the Jets should go sign Bell, a free agent, instead of trading for a head case like Brown. With baseball around the corner, the gang talks about how the Indians finally got rid of the Chiefs Wahoo mascot, and how Trevor Bauer, on the cusp of harassing a girl on twitter, is one of the biggest jerks in the game. Michelle finishes the show talking about Madonna possibly having butt implants, with Gabe and Corey saying it looks awful.

#FNTSY #NFL #NCAA #Clemson #Alabama #Steelers #Jets #LevBell #AntonioBrown #Indians #TrevorBauer #Madonna

The final hour of the show starts with Gabe getting breaking news from Chris Bones that award winning actor Christian Bale was arrested for assault of his mother, giving Gabe more fuel to the fire that is his hatred of the hypocrites of Hollywood. The gang brings up how people in the entertainment industry can be considered nice, but have horrible moments, much like when legendary radio voice Casey Kasem had a meltdown after getting a death dedication wrong. Gabe and Corey break down and preview the CFP Championship, with Corey thinking Alabama keeps wins their second National Title in a row, and Gabe saying to take Clemson covering the spread.