The Morning After Sports Betting

Gabe Morency, Michelle Serpico, and Corey Parson open the program with gabe explaining for once, he had a good betting night, leading to being a little more chipper this morning. Corey talks about how Villanova, losing to UPenn last night, are not a good as they have been billed to be this season. Talking about the MLB Winter Meetings, Gabe says the Tampa Bay Rays now have no new stadium proposal, and only have a few weeks to either get a ballpark, out of Tampa, and possibly move to Montreal, bringing back the Expos. Corey and Gabe argue if Montreal deserves a baseball team, with Corey thinking cities like Las Vegas and Nashville (and a country like Puerto Rico) are more deserving of a baseball team than Montreal. Gabe's Grinch side comes out, questioning why the Meadowlands Sports Book will be closed on Christmas, citing the fact that there are six NBA games on slate for Christmas Day. Howie Mandel joins the show to play Gabe's own version of Deal or No Deal, and to teach Corey more about the wonders of Canada. 

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The final level of the show starts with Gabe talking about he and his Game Time Decisions producer, Yeng, always enjoy some Texas Toast, which turns in to a conversation as to why Corey needs to eat a Snickers. Looking at this possible Yankees-Mets-Marlins deal, the gang thinks it's not a bad deal, but that Mets fans, including Mike Cardano, would be destroyed to see Thor go to the Bronx. Showing respect for the one who tells it like it is, Kevin Durant, the gang agrees with KD that Kobe Bryant is the closest embodiment to Michael Jordan, with Gabe saying LeBron James is more like Magic Johnson. 

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The second level of the show starts with the gang looking at a possible 3-team trade between the Marlins, Mets, and Yankees, with JT Realamuto going to the Mets, and Noah Syndergaard going to the Yankees, with the gang questioning how this trade would work, and if the Mets would actually let Thor go to the Bronx. Gabe brings up how people on eBay are selling a 1990-91 NBA Hoops Mark Jackson trading card that features a court side cameo of the Menedez brothers, the men who murdered their parents in hopes of quickly getting their hands on an inheritance. Pete Yannopoulos joins the show to talk about everything going on in the NBA, including the dumpster fire that is the Chicago Bulls. 

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Gabe Morency, Michelle Serpico, and Corey Parson open the show with Corey thankful for getting a new phone, and how his Facetime feature made for a nice night. The gang looks back at last night's game between the Vikings and Seahawks with Gabe bringing up a not-so-secret truth; Kirk Cousins sucks. Gabe even goes as far as saying Kirk Cousins makes Eli Manning look athletic, and that the Redskins are better off with Mark Sanchez and Josh Johnson. Corey thinks the coaching staff has to take a lot of the heat for the Vikings issues, but Gabe thinks most of the blame falls on the $80 million man, Cousins. The gang tries to figure out which sucks more, Cousins and the Vikings, or the Monday Night Football broadcasting team. Corey thinks too many people are hating on Jason Witten, but Gabe and Michelle explain that Witten is too mechanical, and could use some help from Tony Romo. A discussion between a Yankees coach and prospect where the prospect said that "Babe Ruth would not be great in today's game," gets the gang in to a heated debate around the greatness of The Bambino.

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The final level of the show starts with Gabe and Corey arguing if the Warriors are deserving of Sports Illustrated's Sportsman of the Year Award, with Gabe saying "any team with Draymond Green should not be allowed for this award." The Warriors' award gets Gabe to thinking that not only should we get rid of the ESPY's, but all award shows should just go away forever. Michelle, owning up to a bet between her and Corey, gives Corey his belly rub, and then some…involving a boxing glove. Scott Engel calls in to the program to talk about the importance of belly rubs. Corey finally agrees with everyone that Saquon Barkley is a beast, and Gabe says the Giants finally know who this offense revolves around now.

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The second level of the show starts with Gabe talking about Michelle losing a bet, where she now has to rub Corey's belly. Going over to the NBA, Gabe says, sarcastically, he is shocked that Jimmy Butler is starting drama with Joel Embiid, and Corey explains how Butler has become the Alpha in the Sixers locker room. The gang looks at the Hall of Fame resume for Harold Baines, with Gabe saying statistically he is not worthy, but Corey says Baines is a true ambassador to the game. Gabe brings up how Tony LaRussa is in the Hall of Fame, but explains that his margin of victory as a manager is tainted with PED using players like Mark McGwire and Jose Canseco. The Prez, Lawrence Prezman, joins the show to talk about the Seahawks and the under are the correct bet to make in tonight's Monday night game between Seattle and the Vikings. The idea that Jason Garrett has been pestering Jason Witten to come out of retirement has the gang thinking that Witten's days as a broadcaster are all-but-over. 

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Gabe Morency, Corey Parson, and Michelle Serpico open the show questioning how many times they will use the term "How 'Bout Them Cowboys" throughout the show. Looking quickly at tonight's game between the Seahawks and Vikings, Corey says this is a big spot for Kirk Cousins, and Gabe says Cousins sucks, and will fail tonight. Looking back at the Cowboys' winning streak, Gabe and Corey say Jerry Jones is looking like the best owner in the NFL after people mocked him giving up a first round draft pick for Amari Cooper. With the coaching carousel already in motion, the gang questions the stability of coaching jobs for Mike Tomlin, Jason Garrett, and others. Gabe says the Steelers are in big trouble after losing to the Raiders, citing next week's matchup against the Patriots is now a must-win situation. Talking about Harold Baines being inducted in to the Baseball Hall of Fame, Gabe says Tony La Russa does not deserve to be honored in Cooperstown.

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"Get Off My Lawn Part One: Michelle and Corey took sides in the Kareem Hunt debate - then Michelle went nuclear on caller Jake and his take on the Hunt situation, Gabe told a story about meeting Halle Berry - then the gang decided who would play them if a movie is ever made about the show, the AFC East is so bad that Gabe thinks the three other teams combined couldn't beat the Patriots, Verne Lundquist stiffed us so the conversation turned to Verne Troyer instead - which led to Gabe's story about hanging out with porn star Bridget The Midget, the real story about how Zach Ertz refused to return Jason Witten's jersey - which turned out to be Witten's final game jersey worn in the NFL,"Get Off My Lawn Part 2: Baker Mayfield is a douche.

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The final hour of the show starts with Michelle and Gabe agreeing that without Corey, they are now in a "Bad Take Free Zone." Teddy Covers joins the show to help guide the betting listeners how to bet the Army-Navy game, and the rest of Week 14 in the NFL. Gabe says he will once again pick Carolina this week, but understands the Panthers will probably disappoint him again. Gabe says the NFC East may come down to the final game of the season, and that the Cowboys may not outright win the division. 

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The second level of the program starts with Gabe and Michelle talking about the tweets that Kevin Hart sent out that got him to step down from hosting the Oscars. Howard Stern Show alum Stuttering John Melendez joins the show to talk about his upcoming book, how Jay Leno is under-appreciated, and gives his take on the Kevin Hart controversy. Michelle, once again, breaks the internet with her accurate weather predictions for Week 14 of the NFL season. Gabe and Michelle talk about the return of the XFL, and how Ricky Williams and Terrell Owens are trying to start their own football league; Gabe calls all of these leagues a waste of time and money.

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