The Morning After Sports Betting

Carton and Friends spend the third hour of the show breaking down why LeBron James will go down as the greatest athlete to play a sport. Carton show Michelle and Corey the workings of a phone app he is in the process of developing. Carton can't stand the wussification of America, this time in the form of a group trying to outlaw the terms "Fireman and Policeman."

#FNTSY #NBA #LeBron #App #USA #Fireman #Policeman

Carton and Friends open the second hour of the show with Craig feeling annoyed over the concept of having a Yankees-Red Sox series played in London. Carton asks Michelle how much U.S. history she knows, specifically, the Revolutionary War. 

#FNTSY #MLB #Yankees #RedSox #London #USA #RevolutionaryWar #BostonTeaParty

Carton and Friends, Michelle and Corey, open the show with Carton smiling at LeBron, who has single-handedly silenced Toronto and it's most annoying fan, Drake. Carton is at war with FNTSY over wanting to have a garbage can in the studio. Carton thinks there is no definitive way to prove who is the GOAT in their respective sport.

#FNTSY #NBA #Cavs #Raptors #LeBron #Drake #garbage

Carton and Friends use the final hour to play Are You Smarter than Michelle's Hot Friend, Ashley. Ashley not only gets Corey a raise, but she gets Jeff the Skeleton to stand, even though he doesn't have an ACL. Later, the gang makes their latest Round 2 NBA playoff game picks, all trying to catch Michelle, who has correctly pick 10 winners out of her last 11. 

#FNTSY #Entertainment #Twerking #NBAplayoffs #Sixers #Celtics #Jazz #Warriors #Pelicans #Raptors

Carton and Friends open the third hour of the show looking at the latest Mets injury bug hitting Jacob Degrom. The gang tries to make sense of how the Mets have not learned from their handling of injuries from last season. Carton concocts another riveting game of Are Your Smarter Than Michelle's Hot Friend, this time, bringing in Ashley.

#FNTSY #MLB #Mets #JacobDegrom #MichellesHotFriend

Carton and Friends open the second hour of the show questioning why Gregg Sussman was so infatuated with Craig's shoes. Carton and the gang question why they still do not have a garbage can in the studio. Later, Carton says the best job for women who want to have flexible schedules, as well as guys who want time with their buddies, is flight attendant. 

#FNTSY #entertainment #airplanes #FlightAttendant #NFL #MLB #Mets #Yankees

Carton and Friends, Michelle and Corey, open the show looking at how the Mets have started falling in the NL East standings, and that there is some reason for Mets fans to be a little panicked. Carton talks about the Redskins "pimping out" their cheerleaders in a Costa Rice calendar trip, including telling the girls to be escorts for some of their suite season ticket holders. 

#FNTSY #MLB #NLEast #Mets #NFL #Redskins #KentuckyDerby

Gregg Sussman, Corey Parson, and Michelle Serpico hold down the Carton & Friends fort; they open the final hour talking about how LeBron James is clutch, and that Kyle Lowry has a lot to learn from The King. The gang questions the usage of spray tanning. 

#FNTSY #NBAplayoffs #Raptors #Cavs #LeBron #KyleLowry #spraytan

Carton and Friends open the third hour of the show...without Carton! Gregg Sussman takes the lead with Corey and Michelle, as they look at the recent Walk of Fame star given to *NSYNC. The gang dissects the horrible Gary Sanchez home run call by John Sterling.  

#FNTSY #Hollywood #WalkofFame #NSYNC #MLB #Yankees #GarySanchez

Carton and Friends open the second hour voting if Tom Brady wearing short-shorts are the strangest thing he has done. Chris Simms joins the show to talk about the 2018 QB rookie class, and if Sam Darnold really is the next franchise star for the Jets. 

#FNTSY #NFL #Patriots #TomBrady #BradyShorts #Bradyisms #SamDarnold #BakerMayfield #JoshAllen #JoshRosen #ChrisSimms #Jets