The Morning Blitz

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The Morning Blitz episodes

  • Infamous Family Members and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 10-7-26
    Who is the infamous member of your family and what did they do?
    Be sure to get Butt Face and the Dr. Dingus Farting Pickle on your Christmas
    People used to camp out for concert tickets.  What is worth waiting in line for?
    Parents have now figured out to scam their kid's school pictures for free
    Popular celebrities that give you the ick or that you just find creepy
    1 hr 27 min
  • Psycho Siblings and Cedar Point - The Morning Blitz 10-6-26
    Tell us what you and your psycho siblings did to each other
    Please do not drink radium just because some influencer tells you to 
    Six Flags wants to change the name of Cedar Point and people are ready to riot
    How would you react to your spouse calling you your sibling's name during your wedding?
    The greatest one hit wonders from the 70s
    1 hr 28 min
  • Dave Portnoy and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 10-5-26
    Dave Portnoy is accusing Ryan Day of getting him kicked off the Fox Big Noon Kickoff
    Tell us why there is no one else like you
    California says no more to humans fighting robots
    There is a new dating site for women who want men to make the first move
    1995 may have been the greatest year ever for movies
    1 hr 32 min
  • Social Cues and the Group Thing - The Morning Blitz 10-2-26
    When did you misread a social cue and then say something really embarrassing?
    Hall of Fame Buckeye legend, Jeff Logan, is in studio to talk about the Buckeyes
    Tinder now has a feature for doing the group thing
    Lime Wire and Mapquest are still around and replying to each other
    Tell us what strange thing you lived next to
    1 hr 36 min
  • Bathroom Emergencies and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 10-1-26
    Things that men cannot do that women can
    It's the 1st of October, so we break out the Mythical Coin of Destiny
    El Nino is going to cause a price increase for these items
    What do you do if an emergency happens in the house while you are sitting on the toilet?
    The abuse of flock cameras continues around the country
    1 hr 24 min
  • Ambien Adventures and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 9-30-26
    Star Wars and Wizard Of Oz are the exact same movie
    Getting dumped by your boyfriend because you got a cavity
    Tell us your crazy story about when you took ambien
    You can finally pay your water bill online in Arkansas
    Not everyone learns about the birds and the bees the same way
    1 hr 25 min
  • Caught In Your Car and Weaponized Pooping - The Morning Blitz 9-29-26
    What funny or strange thing were you doing in your car when someone saw you?
    Men are now being accused of weaponizing going to the bathroom to poop
    Don't make a video of yourself farting if you work at Chick-fil-a
    While women are going through menopause, men are dealing with I.M.S.
    Tell us what you still do for your ex
    1 hr 28 min
  • Snack-cidents and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 9-28-26
    Tell us about your snack-cident, when you ate something you didn't mean to eat
    A new study says you have a better chance of conceiving if you have more sex...DUH!
    When your teenager gets sent home from the after party because the police were called
    If you have been in prison and come into money, some states can take it as debt
    Movies with the first best 10 minutes
    1 hr 29 min
  • A.I. Soldiers and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 9-24-26
    It sucks when you pick up your cigarette and hit it and realize it isn't yours
    Goose has found out that when you get married, you now have to follow rules
    When you find a bomb, don't put it in your car and drive it to the police station
    Japan has told the world that they are now building AI robots for the military
    Things that are wildly overrated
    1 hr 31 min

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The Morning Blitz is on 99.7 The Blitz LIVE from Columbus Ohio! Featuring Goose, Kelly, and Thick Rick! Listen to the podcast as Goose, Kelly, and Thick are Live & Local Every…