Marijuana has officially been reduced to a schedule 3 drug
There are way too many parking spots designated for special conditions
People showed up to a naturalist event thinking it meant nudists would be there
A local Columbus floral shop has gone viral for all the wrong reasons
The Subway slap heard round the world

A teacher should never hit a student, but once in awhile you understand why
Comedian, Frank Caliendo, stops by ahead of his appearance at the Funny Bone
You might be living under the Cinderella Rule and not even realize it
Dave Grohl's doctor can't believe how great his vocal cords are
Don't blow it for everyone

Have you ever removed the door from your kid's room because they wouldn't behave?
Salmon and other fish in Sweden are acting odd due to ingesting cocaine
Tell us what outdated name you still call something by
Bands that got worse and bands that got better after losing a member
The cost of condoms is about to go way up

Science explains why men turn into big babies when they get sick
Tell us your concrete self enforced rule when it comes to dating
We tried two new Oreo flavors for Taste Test Tuesday
We quiz Gen Z and Gen Alphas on old school things
A bull fighter didn't care for a bull's horn shoved up his rear

Did your kid get in trouble at school but you were okay with it?
Goose wants to know why a co-worker does not like him
Did we really come from earth or were we originally dropped here?
One airline will now provide bunk beds so you can sleep better on the plane
Goose was mishearing lyrics again over the weekend

A waitress completely snapped at a Waffle House...have you ever snapped at work?
You can make $180,000 per year by simply pooping a few times a week
Learn your fate with the Magical Coin of Destiny
The folks from Magnolia Thunderpussy stop by for Record Store Day
You can have a better figure if you would just get your ribs shaved down

A producer explains how fights broke out every week on the Jerry Springer show
Everyone is a sucker for something...tell us what you just can't turn down
What historical item do you wish you could own?
Walmart is unhappy because people don't like to display their Great Value products
Goose drove 131 mph on 270 yesterday

Is it wrong to punish a first grader for saying 'I Love You' to a girl in class?
Memo to people who smoke and drive: The weed breathalyzer is coming
Tell us your neighborhood pet peeve
We found out Kelly once  tried to outrun the police when she in college
Why is it, the older you get, the more things irritate you?

The names of foreign items can be very funny or odd, like Jussipussi bread in Finland
If you go to dinner with someone rich, do you automatically assume they will pay the bill?
You can talk to A.I. Jesus for just $1.99 a minute
Could you do two weeks of digital detox from your phone?
Soon, you could get your vaccines simply by drinking beer

How long do you keep a family member's ashes after they pass?
The things America does better than any other country
A Ugandan general demands $1 billion and the hottest girl from Turkey
Two chimpanze tribes in Uganda are having a civil war
Swiping on Tinder while in the middle of a major S.W.A.T. operation