We are about to get crushed by a massive winter storm
Deicing fluid leaked all over a passenger inside a jet
Would you let your 12 year old quit school for a professional gaming career?
Strange reasons for taking your car to the shop
If you find cocaine off the Florida coast, remember, it likely belongs to a cartel

Past reality shows that would never fly today
Michigan boy scout built a nuclear reactor
A wife is addicted to watching the same TV show over and over
A.I. still has work to do because it currently can't spell
People listed their funniest PG rate insults

Things that are not worth fixing
Back in the day, drive-ins used to show porn on the back screen
This summer, the earth could lose gravity for a few seconds
Normal adult tasks that feel fake when you do them
Normal Or Nope? Paper plates and glass plates

Goose's crowded sound filled trip to the bathroom
A man has gone viral with a list of chores he had to do as a kid
Sports fans who say 'WE' when discussing their favorite team
Different nicknames people around the world call 'that time of the month'
Netflix wants movie makers to keep telling viewers the plot lines

Americans are wasting millions of dollars on this one unnecessary thing
Research shows that men would live longer if they just cut off their junk
Goose says donuts have gone too far...what else has gone too far?
If you want a fight, just fish too close to someone else's spot
Internet scams have gone next level

The most perfect comedy movies of all time
Goose had no choice but to kick an animal yesterday
When did you have some really great dumb luck?
That was not holy water dripping from a statue of Jesus
Sometimes you have to use the bathroom of the opposite sex

Sports that you wouldn't think are dangerous, but really are
One of the best 'Would you rather' questions for Goose
We give Kelly a Gen Z slang quiz
Picking out a great orange is all about the booty hole
Tell us a nickname you secretly use for a coworker

Things people want their cell phones to be able to do by 2036
A man invented a device that let's drivers scroll TikTok by honking their horn
Goose stole something our of the radio station refrigerator
What bizarre encounter did you have with an ex?
Playing Russian Roulette with grapes for big money

What are you done caring about in 2026?
The year 2016 has become a social media theme for some reason
Releasing your dog's anal glands
He only drank when he was at a red light
A new sport called Padel is the new rage

Who has had the worst 2026 so far?
Tell us your unhinged concert lineup
You answer one question and we guess if you wake n bake
The most creative way to tell your fantasy football commissioner to pay up
A woman is addicted to snorting her food