Comedian, Jamie Lissow, joins us ahead of his appearance at the Funny Bone
Tell us about the worst battle you ever had with a sibling
The first ever pizza with iguana topping
You probably should not swim in something called Paraná River
If you dine and dash, don't return the next day for your charging cord

How far did you get as a kid when you ran away from home?
No more using your big junk to ski jump farther at the Olympics
People think some of their old school home features should be brought back
Honey has been recalled because it is causing erections
The grocery store chain with the lowest prices

Ryan Air wants people to stop wearing jeans on their airplanes
Goose is trying to improve himself by being more proper
Now Google thinks they invented the light switch
Don't worry that your tap water tastes salty
Free food and drink tasting at Target

A luxury you can never give up once you've experienced it
New brain-reading headphones learn which songs give you goosebumps
If you were a class clown, what are you doing now?
Men will be men, even when it's A.I. Siamese twins
Stand by your woman or she might cut it off

Goose suddenly has a huge man crush on Jason Mamoa
A dumb debate over whether or not water gets stale and changes flavor
What caused you to walk off the job?
Tiffany Haddish took a dump in her boyfriend's shoe
Please don't use a flamethrower to thaw out your pipes

Josh is now the name of the male Karen
A man used his lottery winnings to build a generic drug empire
What became a problem when you forgot to strap it down?
A massive food recall could empty your kitchen
The $100,000 Pyramid game

People are growing tired of TikTok and moving toward Upscrolled
What did you audition for?
Getting it on with a vacuum in the street
Outtake of Thick trying to pronounce tennis player names and failing
Biggest winter weather searches

Comedy movies that really could have been horror movies
What would you name your snow plow?
There is a trend of people putting down their tech and going analog
There are new messages on sweetheart candies
The Doomsday Clock is closer to midnight than ever before

What would you put in the museum of personal failure?
Driving with your car on fire
With schools closed, we must play the Price Is Right
Crank and jerk for tickets to the fishing show
City officials were getting it on in the middle of the street

A grocery store employee sassed Goose over the weekend
What are the rules if your spouse dies before you?
A mom played a trick on her son's bully and taught him a lesson
It turns out size does matter, but we really already knew that
The things people take from hotel rooms the most