The cop said she had her phone in her right hand, but she had no right hand
A different take on mishead song lyrics
Parents who were so tired they made bizarre mistakes
This man holds the world record for the smallest penis
Let's have a ranch dressing milkshake...said no one ever

The new Spotify Urn will let you take music into the afterlife
Most guys are more turned on by a messy girl who just got out of bed
Goose defended himself this morning for using roadside assistance to change a tire
Why do people with no kids drive a mini van?
We need to get answers from the Mythical Coin of Destiny

Couples being sober together
Would you take $10,000,000 today in exchange for losing the last 10 years of your life?
Funny outtake of Goose trying to record a promo
Forget about college, just go to Youtube University
Coronavirus is coming back in July

Goose thinks the new family dog might be racist
Benny Blanco has dirty feet and farts like a girl
What brand would you get tattooed on your body for free stuff?
You really need to be buying new underwear more often than you do
Rank these 4 movie villains

How did you get over on a business that did you wrong?
You plan a suprise weekend getaway and tell your girl to be ready to go in 3 hours
Tell us the big thing you finally tried and it was not that impressive
Certain foreign words sound very inappropriate in the U.S.
Canadian hockey fan reaction to the U.S. winning the gold medal

You can see Kid Rock in the front row for a small fee of $5,000
Having kids cuss in your company commerical is good for business
Tell us the medical mistake or misdiagnosis that happened to you
You could be on stage with Three Days Grace when they play Nationwide Arena
Movie cliches that never happen in real life

Dumb debate...a BLT is not a real sandwich
We tried to call the president of Burger King on the air
An Australian reporter was live on the air and drunk at the Olympics
After you are arrested for the 36th time, maybe you should stay in jail
Tell us what you are trying for the first time this weekend

Strange things that people have had stuck inside their bodies
Did you ever sneak out of the house as a parent?
A dumb debate over boneless chicken wings
Thick Rick plays an animal fart...Goose and Kelly guess the animal
Female Hermann's tortoises are jumping to their death due to male sexual aggression

Sounds everyone should know that make you sit up and take notice
You told him you loved an activity when you met, but you really don't....now what?
It can be incredibly harmful to stay awake for multiple days in a row
The group of states that would win a drinking contest
You have to keep exercising your brain as you get older or else

We all know major red flags, but what about the small subtle red flags
Ranking the toughest and the easiest sports
Tell us the strangest place you ever attended a wedding
Which horror movie villains could you beat up?
A dumb debate over looking dumb, but being smart