The Mortuary Show

By The Mortuary Show

A podcast where we talk about death, embalming, funerals and anything else that pops up in the ole cranium. We have guests come on to tell their most morbid stories. Listen or you're dead to us.... ☠️... more

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How many episodes does The Mortuary Show have?

The podcast currently has 123 episodes available.

The Mortuary Show episodes:

January 23, 2024 Dolly Parton was at my Funeral Home 🤠
Yasi's so starstruck by Ms. Dolly Parton at her funeral home that she almost ends up in her own casket. What is the procedure for a megastar wanting to go to a service? You might be shocked by her answer...

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Show Notes:
(00:54) – Ms. Dolly at the funeral home.
(08:42) – Keeping it close with your family.
(16:31) – Embalming is not for everyone.
(23:09) – Thanatology, the study of death.
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32min
January 16, 2024 The Ultimate Jaundice Formula 💛
Mack's got a jaundice formula he GUARANTEES to work... I'm almost excited for my next yellow case to give 'er a try. The boys open up about their first removal (Mine was my own grandmother) & thoughts about families in the prep room.

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Show Notes:
(07:34) – Michael's first removal was his own Grandmother.
(16:27) – Every family member wants in on the arrangements.
(26:10) – The ultimate jaundice formula.
(37:04) – Family wants in on the preproom.
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47min
January 09, 2024 Cakes Shaped Like Body Parts 🎂
Does designing cakes shaped like *explicit* body parts translate to restorative art? I'm dyin' for a slice.

Kayleigh is a long time supporter of Mortuary Marketing & first time guest!
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Mortuary Marketing
Increase your funeral home’s business! Guaranteed to get you more death calls.
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Email:
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Show Notes:
(05:58) – No more pre-reqs for Mortuary schools?
(13:28) – Online school vs in-person for learning about death.
(23:32) – We need young funeral directors.
(30:25) – Make-up & nail painting tips.
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41min
January 02, 2024 Drone Delivers Cremated Remains 🚁
This funeral home delivers cremated remains by drone and accepts crypto payments for burials... No one has ever done any of it, but hey, it’s great publicity for the mortuary. Jeff is a lifelong mortician & master at getting his funeral homes noticed. Guaranteed to get the embalming juices flowing today!

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Mortuary Marketing
Increase your funeral home’s business! Guaranteed to get you more death calls.
⁠⁠Check it out.⁠⁠
Want to start today?
Email:
[email protected]
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Show Notes:
(05:49) – Hospice talks & branding.
(16:20) – Pay it forward fast food lines.
(25:43) – Death tok.
(34:56) – Want new business? Do new things.
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51min
December 26, 2023 She Planned her own Funeral at 25 😳
Talk about getting ahead of things. Madison is a Veteran, Licensed Funeral Director, and planned her funeral (70?) years in advance... All before the age of 26. She wants to be a professor, I think she should become a mime next.

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Mortuary Marketing
Increase your funeral home’s business! Guaranteed to get you more death calls.
⁠⁠Check it out.⁠⁠
Want to start today?
Email:
[email protected]
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Show Notes:
(09:19) – Army into funeral service.
(19:45) – Arlington National Cemetery.
(26:00) – Youngest pre-planner of all time.
(34:27) – Emotional training for morticians.
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45min
December 19, 2023 Bourbon Sippin' at the Cemetery 🥃
My two favorite things? Talking funerals and..... a splash of bourbon. You'll want to join in after this one on the world's first cemetery bourbon pairing with Lacy Robinson. Also funerals before death, hospice relationship cultivation & more more more.

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Mortuary Marketing
Increase your funeral home’s business! Guaranteed to get you more death calls.
⁠⁠Check it out.⁠⁠
Want to start today?
Email:
[email protected]
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Show Notes:
(04:04) – Michael's bourbon trail experience.
(09:33) – Burial & bourbon.
(15:02) – Funerals before death.
(23:56) – Hospice relationships >>
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36min
December 12, 2023 She Slept in the Funeral Home Basement for 1 Year 😴
Could you handle bodies zipping by your room every night? How about using a pager to answer death calls? Digging ditches for natural burials? If yes, listen to the episode. If no... reconsider ;)
@themortuaryprofessor
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Mortuary Marketing
Increase your funeral home’s business! Guaranteed to get you more death calls.
⁠⁠Check it out.⁠⁠
Want to start today?
Email:
[email protected]
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Want more of the Mortuary Show? Follow our social medias:
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⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠
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Show Notes:
(03:58) – When morticians discovered the cell phone.
(12:55) – There are so many options for families now.
(24:42) – Modern issues in the mortuary world.
(34:27) – The future wave of mortuary students.
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48min
December 05, 2023 Man Gets Caught in Window, Dies 😨
Gun cases with the Medical Examiner, man gets caught in a window & dies, shipping a body first class to Jamaica. A mortuary Texan, Dawn, tells her stories!
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Mortuary Marketing
Increase your funeral home’s business! Guaranteed to get you more death calls.
⁠⁠Check it out.⁠⁠
Want to start today?
Email:
[email protected]
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Show Notes:
(00:52) – Covid vacation.
(09:03) – Trapeze embalmer.
(15:32) – Bang bang removal.
(30:42) – Prayer cards & sentimental value.
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42min
November 28, 2023 Cover Your FH's A$$ 🍑
Funeral Homes get sued for all sorts of reasons in this day & age. It's something that can single handedly take down your business & legacy. We talk with Greg about some HR tips as well as how to get a funeral home featured in the media.
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Mortuary Marketing
Increase your funeral home’s business! Guaranteed to get you more death calls.
⁠⁠Check it out.⁠⁠
Want to start today?
Email:
[email protected]
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Want more of the Mortuary Show? Follow our social medias:
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⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠
⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠
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Show Notes:
(06:49) – Funeral homes on the news.
(12:51) – Organic reach on search engines.
(20:59) – Labor management laws.
(28:05) – Worker's comp in funeral service.
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36min
November 21, 2023 Paperwork for the Dead 📝
When a family has an insurance policy upon their passing, what do you do? Let’s just say, I know many have sat on the phone for hours & hours trying to sort it out. I think we’ve found a better way ------ > Listen to what Deanna & Andy got goin.
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Mortuary Marketing
Increase your funeral home’s business! Guaranteed to get you more death calls.
⁠⁠Check it out.⁠⁠
Want to start today?
Email:
[email protected]
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Want more of the Mortuary Show? Follow our social medias:
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⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠
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Show Notes:
(03:16) – Cash flow & insurance policies.
(09:36) – How does insurance impact your business?
(16:07) – Get off the phone.
(25:25) – The best way to fund a funeral.
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40min

FAQs about The Mortuary Show:

How many episodes does The Mortuary Show have?

The podcast currently has 123 episodes available.