Every Mother's Day, the preschool my kids go to sends home a sweet gift made by my kid and a questionnaire that my kid has filled out about why they love me and other various thoughts about me. Last year I was informed that one of my children thinks that I am 900 lbs...so there's that. This year's answers were a little less shocking but there was definitely a theme to her answers that was...comical and, frankly, unsurprising.