Today we discuss my absence and the changes I've made to the podcast...

Why my dog is so gross...

& and how after my upcoming comedy special taping on May 13th I won't be doing any of that material anymore!

Today's Wisdom Quote: Yoga is not a philosophy; it is a reality you can experience and explore.

Tonight we discuss a really productive day, how people can become cancerous cells in the greater Human body, and how hard it would be to describe an orgasm to someone who'd never had one. Then Sadhguru explains his school for children and approach to their education:

Note: India has him setting the education policy for their entire country moving forward.

Today we talk about my upcoming comedy taping and the shows I'll be hosting locally. We then discuss how touching someone's nerve might soon become a reason to be charged with assault and then end with a terrifyingly honest look at parenting, through the eyes of a guru, who basically tells us that if we're shit parents we're basically committing a cardinal sin. Yikes.

It’s Easter Sunday and today we discuss how I’ve decided to let go of all my knowledge and why we should stop listening to our innermost desires. Bad idea. I then tell you how friction inhibits us from breezing through life and how I’d joyfully clean toilets if Sadhguru asked me to. We then get into why you should hire me as your spiritual ambassador and what my first order of business would be in order to put your skepticism at rest. 

Tonight I record the episode in a rush in order to head out with friends to watch some fights. I relate to you the sad news about the death of my father's dog, Zeus. But I don’t even get to the many questions that brings up because of our limited time together. Sadness. We then discuss Sadhguru’s quote about reaching just 1% of the population in order to make them meditative and how simple that should be! 

Today we discuss taking the new old dog to the hotel with the kids and how a lot of his insides were project outside in the van on the ride down. We then look at the technology we have access to as a species and how we’re screwing it all up by being disconnected from each other. We also get into how we're all bags of chemistry and why it's so important that we keep ourselves in balance.

Tonight we chat about the beginning of my daily yoga routine, spoiler: haven't done it yet... I then scream "I love black people" and hope you don't take me out of context before I tell you an adorable little story about almost quitting comedy, that has now led full circle to me doing a taping next month! Lots to chat about!

Tonight we talk about being in a state of devotion and touch on the craziness of Trump getting arrested! Which seems like it doesn't have anything to do with our topic of spirituality... but it does! #InnerWorldSummit. We then chat about politics becoming too much like wrestling and I talk about how not doing yoga has my energies pooling in a puddle at my feet.

Today we talk about our state of being, as opposed to our activity, and why one is so much more important than the other! I then discuss being depressed and what I plan on doing about it - SPOILER ALERT - it's my wife's plan. I've also given my company to my wife and parents and will exist on an allowance as part of this new Podcast plan and explain to you exactly what my goals are for the whole thing.

I then REVEAL the Top 25 Most Powerful Countries so we can start doing up the invitations for their leaders.

#InnerWorldSummit

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Today we talk about my shit day, and various frustrations that are very much boiling over, and how it's even worse knowing that all the frustrations in my life are my own making. I then make the argument that I'm closer to a chimp, evolutionarily than I am to Sadhguru. I also then apologize to my wife for unloading my frustrations on her during a trip to Costco and finish by discussing how I'm running out of time to get over my geographical limitations before we have to move somewhere else.

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