It’s time for a cultural musical melting pot that for some reason involves Greece, Sweden, and Pierce Brosnan. Meanwhile Mary can’t imagine a world without ABBA in it, Ryan continues to lose his grip on the English language, and we all agree that Meryl is a miracle.

Take a trip back with us to 1975 as we watch the very first summer blockbuster. It's got everything – shark attacks, PG nudity, Mr. Holland's Opus, nails on a chalkboard, WhisperSync, and a very slow murder shark named Bruce. We're gonna need a bigger boat.

Two guys spend a fun weekend at the beach with their dead boss. End scene. Meanwhile, Ryan can't say sex and Mary makes a few thinly veiled threats on Colleen's life.

The one where we can't remember any of the names or movies of 90's teen heart throbs and Mary only wants to listen to "Summer Breeze."

Balls, beasts, and The Great Bambino. It's one of the greatest sports movies of all time, and we honor it as such – with bad baseball math, mildly accurate movie quotes, and Mary's Sandlot fan fiction. Let's play ball!

S5 E1 David! David! (Independence Day) by The Movie Bin

S4 E4 Bombs, Bonds, and Bruce Willis (Die Hard) by The Movie Bin

S4 E3 Santa Court (Miracle On 34th Street) by The Movie Bin

S4 E2 Sisters, Not Santa's Daughters (White Christmas) by The Movie Bin

S4 E1 Not All Quaids Are Created Equal (Christmas Vacation) by The Movie Bin