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The rain is steady, the porch is alive, and season three kicks off with our favorite kind of chaos: honest laughs, sharp pivots, and a plan to make this the most personal run yet. We start with football—bye weeks, “easy” schedules, and the odd hangover of overseas games—then acknowledge the truth every fan knows: you still have to win the ones in front of you. From wildcard predictions to those late-night Sunday kickoffs that ruin Monday mornings, the NFL talk sets a fast, familiar cadence.

Then we widen the lens. Between jokes about AI-fueled prank videos and comment-section rabbit holes, we detour into a tough moment from Minnesota and talk bluntly about protests, policing, and risk. It’s messy, human, and real—an attempt to put empathy next to responsibility without pretending the answers are simple. That honesty clears the way for a surprisingly tight deep dive: why Greenland isn’t just a headline, it’s a strategy. We break down Arctic shipping lanes, Thule Air Base, rare earth minerals, and the global chess match with Russia and China. The idea had teeth; the delivery needed finesse. Consider this your primer on how geopolitics meets geography—and why the map is changing.

All of it builds toward our big shift this season: moving to a music-first format that follows the songs that changed our lives. Not just decades or genres, but the tracks that hit hard—the ones that gave us courage, rewired a day, or marked a memory. Expect stories behind the artists, connections across eras, and the moments when a chorus becomes a compass. We’ve rolled out a new logo, merch is coming, and you can find us on Spotify, iHeartRadio, Amazon Music, Deezer, and more. Want a say in where we go next? Head to mt altpod.com and drop us a voice message with the artist or song you want us to unpack.

If this mix of porch honesty, football heat, geopolitical curiosity, and music storytelling hits your lane, follow the show, share it with a friend, and leave a quick review. Your notes shape the season—and your song picks might just lead our next deep dive.

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Three years. Zero restraint. We dive headfirst into 1987, 1988, and 1989—the final rumble of the Eighties—where U2, Michael Jackson, Whitney Houston, Guns N’ Roses, Madonna, and N.W.A battled for airtime while movies like Die Hard, Batman, and When Harry Met Sally reset what a blockbuster could be. It’s a season finale recorded on a strangely warm Christmas Eve porch in North Carolina, complete with the usual laughter, side quests, and uncomfortable truths about who really bought those neon cheese balls.

We sort through the top albums and singles that dominated radio and memory, then challenge the idea of “one‑hit wonders” by calling out the bands that never fit the label. Expect detours into snack history—Crystal Pepsi, Planters’ glowing cheese balls, ecto‑cooler—and the infamous fads that filled every mall: acid‑wash denim, shoulder pads, stirrup pants, and bucket hats. We also revisit the headlines that stuck: the Max Headroom signal hijack, the Exxon Valdez spill, and the ’89 Bay Area earthquake that stopped the World Series mid‑breath. On TV, The Simpsons went from sketch to institution as Seinfeld launched quietly and Baywatch sprinted down the beach, setting up a new era of pop culture touchstones.

Sports fans get quick hits from Giants‑Broncos to 49ers‑Bengals, Lakers dominance, and Gretzky’s seismic move to LA. Through it all, we’re honest about what we loved, what we skipped, and why these years still punch above their weight. To cap it off, we tease season three: a looser, artist‑driven format with sharper takes, deeper dives, and the same refusal to stay neatly on topic.

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Holiday cheer meets porch-chaos honesty as we light up the season with sunshine, BBQ talk, and the kind of tangents only two old friends can justify. We kick off with Rupert’s wry preamble, then slide straight into football plans, the fallout from a “takeover” that left our studio sticky and suspicious, and the comfort of being off work even when you know the restart will hurt. Warm weather doesn’t kill the spirit; it just changes the soundtrack.

Music and movies become our map. We swap favorites from The Little Drummer Boy to Nat King Cole, then reach for the memory-soaked heart of Merle Haggard’s If We Make It Through December. The list debates get loud and fun: Brenda Lee vs. Mariah Carey, Wham vs. Bing, and whether Die Hard deserves its place under the tree. We make the case for Elf, salute A Christmas Story, and admit that Miracle on 34th Street still hits when the room goes quiet. These aren’t rankings so much as rituals—ways to remember who we were and who we still want to be.

We also unwrap the weird old customs: Victorian trees with stuffed birds, Yule logs with superstitions, Santa as public disciplinarian, and towns that aired your year’s sins on a holiday stage. It’s absurd, a little dark, and deeply human. Between the laughs we pause for what matters: checking on neighbors, acknowledging loss, and choosing kindness when December feels heavier than it looks. We point you to our platforms and the site where you can drop us an anonymous message, then tease our season 2 finale where we tackle 1987–1989 with confidence and questionable accuracy.

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What happens when two holiday agents of chaos barricade a studio and decide to host their own “festive special”? We crank the mics, ditch the plan, and turn December into a glittering avalanche of bits, banter, and questionable wisdom. It’s a rogue broadcast where the only rules are “don’t press the big red button” and “we already pressed it.”

We charge through the season’s soft spots with reckless cheer: fruitcake as a friendship test, tinsel as household glitter you never escape, and eggnog as both beverage and moral gamble. The invite drama gets real—open bars, forgotten emails, and the phantom Christmas bonus—before a parody of “‘Twas the Night Before Christmas” veers spectacularly off the nice list. Between laughs, we drop strangely useful advice: keep outlets under control, deep-fry turkeys outside, and don’t trust any drink that tastes like nutmeg and secrets.

The mailbag is a show of its own: an HOA citation for a 20-foot inflatable, a yodeler trapped with a sock-drawer chipmunk, Tom begging us to stop mailing “emotional support elk,” and a smart eight-year-old suggesting we come with warning labels. We also tour global traditions—Japan’s KFC Christmas, the Icelandic Yule Cat, Krampus Night, and Spain’s candy-pooping log—and argue about what traditions are really for: comfort, chaos, or coping with winter. Somewhere in the madness, a sincere note peeks through: joy isn’t the perfect tree or the perfect plan; it’s that one bright moment you actually feel.

If you crave polished holiday content, Mike and Tom will be back to restore order. If you’re here for unfiltered cheer, flawed logic, and a surprising amount of heart, this takeover is your seasonal chaos capsule. Hit play, share a laugh, and tell us your weirdest holiday tradition—we’ll read the best ones on air. Subscribe, rate, and leave a review to keep this circus lit through the long winter nights.

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Step into 1986, where the radio blasted arena anthems, the movies minted icons, and neon felt like a state of mind. We rewind the year with a blend of laughs and real talk: the rock that ruled car stereos, the pop and R&B that defined slow dances, and the synth‑pop curios that vanished as quickly as they arrived. From Bon Jovi singalongs to Whitney’s first ascents, we map the soundtrack that made malls, gymnasiums, and Friday nights feel electric.

The screen was just as loud. Top Gun turned flight suits into fashion and gave Berlin a timeless ballad, Ferris Bueller made cutting class feel like a social philosophy, Aliens redefined sequel ambition, and Crocodile Dundee exported easy charm worldwide. We connect the scenes to the songs and the way soundtracks welded cinema to radio, proving that 1986 didn’t just entertain—it coordinated an entire mood.

History pressed in too. The Challenger disaster and Chernobyl changed how we watched live events and thought about risk. TV stitched comfort and cool with The Cosby Show, Miami Vice, MacGyver, and ALF, while MTV still shaped pop culture with wall‑to‑wall videos. At home, the Nintendo Entertainment System remapped our thumbs, the first PC virus whispered about a digital future, and Cabbage Patch Kids kept the toy aisles chaotic. We even confess which trends we’d exile forever—looking at you, Rubik’s Cube—before closing on sports drama: the Mets’ heartbreak classic, the Celtics’ dominance, and an NFL season that reminded fans why “made it to the big game” is a badge, even in defeat.

Stick around for the chaos cameo from Pip and Squeak, and a preview of what’s next as we gear up for 1987 and a holiday special. If you love 80s music history, movie nostalgia, retro tech, and sports lore, you’ll feel right at home here. Enjoyed the ride? Follow, share with a friend who still knows every word to Living on a Prayer, and leave a quick review to help more 80s diehards find us.

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Cue the tape deck and roll down the windows—we’re time-traveling to 1985, when MTV crowned songs with visuals, stadium choruses rattled bleachers, and one year managed to pack in more pop culture whiplash than most decades. We kick off with the hits that won the airwaves—A-ha’s pencil-sketched rocket, Madonna’s icon-making trifecta, Tears for Fears’ velvet angst, and Dire Straits’ sly jab at the star factory—then dig into why some anthems still get misread. If you’ve ever belted “Born in the U.S.A.” without hearing the verses, this conversation is for you.

The story widens fast. Live Aid didn’t just raise money; it rewired how fandom and philanthropy meet, and Queen’s set remains a benchmark for command over a crowd. Movies delivered a perfect hat trick—Back to the Future, The Breakfast Club, The Goonies—proving that heart, humor, and a killer soundtrack can outlast any special effect. On TV, The Cosby Show reshaped prime time while MacGyver made every junk drawer feel useful, and MTV’s pivot hinted at the reality-first future that would soon take over programming.

We don’t stop at pop. R&B soared with Whitney Houston and Stevie Wonder; hard rock and metal flexed with Dokken and Ratt; country storytellers kept the dust and dignity intact with Ray Charles and Willie Nelson. Sports were pure headline ink: the 15–1 Bears, the Celtics-Lakers rivalry, the Oilers’ dominance, plus parallel arcs for the Broncos and Patriots that show how thin the line is between heartbreak and legend. Meanwhile, the NES rebooted home gaming and Windows 1.0 nudged PCs toward a new kind of daily life, as Gorbachev and the Geneva Summit signaled a geopolitical turn.

It’s loose, loud, and loaded with details—part nostalgia trip, part decoder ring for why 1985 still shapes how we watch, listen, and argue about culture. If you love music history, 80s movies, or sports lore, you’ll feel right at home. Tap follow, share it with a friend who swears MTV peaked in the mid-80s, and leave us a rating and a quick note about your most underrated gem from 1985. We’ll feature our favorites next time.

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The porch is open, the speakers are warm, and 1984 rolls in like a storm you’re happy to stand under. We dive straight into the music that defined a generation and argue the big stuff with a grin: can someone be country’s “king” without writing most of their songs, or does a lived-in voice beat a pen every time? From Van Halen’s synth-charged swagger to Metallica’s midnight thunder, from Prince’s electric sermons to The Smiths and Echo and the Bunnymen crafting shadows you can sing, we map a year where genres collided and the dial never sat still.

We swap stories of first listens on rogue school radio stations, late nights when For Whom the Bell Tolls felt like news from another world, and the weird magic of hearing a song that suddenly belongs to your life. Then we widen the frame: Ghostbusters, The Terminator, and Beverly Hills Cop owning the box office, Miami Vice reshaping TV style, the NES and Tetris building our reflexes, and Apple’s Macintosh ad hinting that tech could feel like cinema. Sports delivered their own highlight reel, and the headlines—Reagan’s landslide, DNA fingerprinting—set the mood music for everything else.

Country gets its due, too. Alabama’s highways, Reba’s ache, The Judds’ harmonies, Ricky Skaggs’ kick, Ronnie Milsap’s polish, and the George Strait debate that sparks more heat than a jukebox on quarter night. Through it all, we keep the tone human—two friends tracing the lines between chart hits and the lives we were just starting to figure out. If 1984 taught us anything, it’s that songs are more than sound; they’re coordinates. Spin the dial with us, pick your crown for the year, and tell us what still hits.

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Neon lights. Big hair. Bigger hooks. We crank the dial back to 1983 and trace how a single year rewired music, movies, TV, sports, and even what we wore on our wrists. From Michael Jackson’s chart dominance and Madonna’s arrival to Prince’s sleek menace and The Police at full polish, we pull on the threads that MTV stitched into identity. Metal slammed through the door with Quiet Riot and Dio, New Order and The Cure made synths feel human, and Run‑DMC and Grandmaster Flash gave hip hop its next gear. Southern rock kept the amps warm, proving that heartland riffs could coexist with neon beats.

Screens were just as loud. Return of the Jedi closed a chapter, Scarface redefined swagger and consequence, National Lampoon’s Vacation made family chaos cinematic, and WarGames turned arcade smarts into world‑ending stakes. The MASH finale became a collective goodbye, The A‑Team taught us to love duct‑tape ingenuity, and Fraggle Rock snuck weirdness onto HBO. In arcades, Dragon’s Lair looked like the future while the market crashed around it; at home, Japan’s Famicom quietly set up the NES to rescue gaming later. Even Swatch watches and Chicken McNuggets joined the culture shift, proof that style and snacks can be moments, too.

Sports brought the mythmaking. Washington rode John Riggins to a title, Philadelphia went almost “fo’, fo’, fo’,” and the Islanders held off Gretzky’s Oilers one last time. College hoops delivered NC State’s miracle finish. And the 1983 NFL draft launched a generation—Elway, Marino, Kelly—while we revisit how the Patriots and Broncos actually fared that season. Along the way we compare then vs now toughness, share porch‑side memories, and connect why 1983 still shapes today’s playlists, highlight reels, and timelines.

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A year can change everything, and 1982 proved it. We crack open the moment when MTV turned music into moving pictures, fashion into a stage, and hits into cultural events. From front-porch laughs to deep dives, we map how Thriller rewrote pop’s playbook, why Eddie Van Halen’s Beat It solo made genre walls crumble, and how Toto’s studio sheen, Prince’s swagger, and Survivor’s training montage forever reshaped the soundtrack of daily life.

The stories don’t stop at the stereo. We revisit a film slate that still defines taste: ET’s wonder and bicycles against the moon, Blade Runner’s neon rain and philosophical ache, Tron’s digital dreamscape, Fast Times at Ridgemont High’s quotable chaos, and Rocky III’s gleaming grit. Each title didn’t just entertain—it minted an aesthetic you can still spot in modern music videos, streaming shows, and the way brands sell nostalgia. Add the compact disc’s debut, arcade highs before the crash, and fashion’s neon surge, and you get a snapshot of culture speeding up and learning to look at itself.

We even pull a sports thread: the 1982 NFL strike season and how it warped records and memories, from Denver’s struggles to New England’s playoff flicker. It’s all part of the same current—media, tech, and mood shaping what we talk about decades later. If you’ve ever argued about the best MJ track, quoted Spicoli in the wild, or matched a skinny tie to a synth riff, this ride is for you. Hit play, share it with a friend who still knows every lyric to Africa, and drop us a note with your top three moments from 1982. Subscribe, rate, and leave a review—tell us what year we should time-travel to next.

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What if one year could explain why your playlists, movie nights, and game obsessions still look the way they do? We crank back to 1981, where synths collided with stadium guitars, country hit its stride, and MTV turned music into a visual habit. From the Stones’ swagger and Journey’s eternal chorus to Human League’s neon pulse and Ozzy’s riff machine, we trace the tracks that built a generation’s soundtrack—plus the deep cuts that still deserve more love.

Along the way, we keep it real and personal: porch chairs, road trips, mom’s apple pie, and the kind of small-town detours that deliver leaf-peepers and accidental festivals. We laugh about late-game NFL roller coasters, rookie phenoms, and the inexplicable power of fourth-quarter comebacks. Then we zoom out to the bigger canvas. Raiders of the Lost Ark lit up drive-ins. Stripes taught us irreverence. Arcades stole our quarters with Donkey Kong, Frogger, and Galaga. And in the background, 1981 marked sobering headlines, from the early identification of AIDS to an era-defining assassination attempt—reminders that culture and life are always in dialogue.

If you’re chasing nostalgia or discovering why 1981 keeps showing up in modern playlists, you’re in the right spot. We map the year’s sounds to the moments that made them stick, from cassette tapes to MTV’s first wave, and we have some laughs when the football chat inevitably hijacks the agenda. Hit play, compare your top three songs of 1981 with ours, and tell us what we missed. If you enjoy the show, follow, share with a friend, and leave a quick review—it helps more listeners find their way to the porch.