This, folks, is what happens when nobody on The Bachelor has had their Saturn return yet! The VIP of the week is definitely Hannah Ann, both for the most GIF-able reacts and for getting her very own TITANIC moment, now memorialized forever on national television. She may not get that reference though because I doubt she was alive when it came out. The Stars and Roses theme is "There It Is" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com), licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License.

We're back, babies! How's everyone's Mercury retrograde going so far? =) The Stars and Roses theme is "There It Is" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com), licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License.

Gather 'round folks! This ain't the gay yeehaw agenda; it's just the tale of a sweet simple boy from Southern California who couldn't do anything right. 

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Peter's new theme is Twist Away the Gates of Steel by the incomparable Devo. My new theme is Ode to Billy Joe by the great Bobbie Gentry.

The REAL finasco, IMHO, was Peter's swim trunks. UNACCEPTABLE.

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Here's what I know, and what I don't know, about contestant birthdays so far, plus my odyssey of watching this week's episode live. 

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Welcome back to a brand new season of Stars and Roses, recapping the Bachelor through the lens of astrology and the zodiac! I am even more unprepared than usual, but we are full throttle nonetheless! The fun continues over on Instagram: @starsandroses_podcast where I have officially begun the great birthday investigations of 2020! 

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Time to re-up the sunscreen and light another citronella candle to catch up with your favorite contestants before they leave the beach, betrothed or broken-hearted but also with a couple tens of thousands more Instagram followers. SPEAKING OF WHICH! 

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