The Murky Thermae with Hannah Piper Burns

The Murky Thermae with Hannah Piper Burns

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  • You forgot to say "and Jesus still loves me."

    This, folks, is what happens when nobody on The Bachelor has had their Saturn return yet! The VIP of the week is definitely Hannah Ann, both for the most GIF-able reacts and for getting her very own TITANIC moment, now memorialized forever on national television. She may not get that reference though because I doubt she was alive when it came out. The Stars and Roses theme is "There It Is" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com), licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License.

    24 min
  • Blessed be the sponcon

    We're back, babies! How's everyone's Mercury retrograde going so far? =) The Stars and Roses theme is "There It Is" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com), licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License.

    41 min
  • The bar is in the basement

    Gather 'round folks! This ain't the gay yeehaw agenda; it's just the tale of a sweet simple boy from Southern California who couldn't do anything right. 

    Got something you're dying to say or share? Leave me a message - it's the closest we can get to a call-in show!

    Peter's new theme is Twist Away the Gates of Steel by the incomparable Devo. My new theme is Ode to Billy Joe by the great Bobbie Gentry.


    The Stars and Roses theme is "There It Is" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com), licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License.

    25 min
  • Be the *finasco* you want to see in the world

    The REAL finasco, IMHO, was Peter's swim trunks. UNACCEPTABLE.


    Plus, queer astrology news meets Bachelor Nation news. What could go wrong? 

    Want to be featured on the Stars and Roses podcast, or want to weight in on all things astro-bach? Leave me a message! 

    The Stars and Roses theme is "There It Is" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com), licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License.

    29 min
  • Nick Viall is the Beetlejuice of Bachelor Nation

    Here's what I know, and what I don't know, about contestant birthdays so far, plus my odyssey of watching this week's episode live. 

    • Keep the party going on Instagram, where you can weigh in on Personal Planet trading cards for this season's contestants & contestants from seasons past! 
    • New this season: Leave me a message and I just might play it on the next episode! Think of it like calling into the show, but you know...on a delay. 



      • The Stars and Roses theme is "There It Is" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com), licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License.

      38 min
    • Uno, do, tres, quatro!

      Welcome back to a brand new season of Stars and Roses, recapping the Bachelor through the lens of astrology and the zodiac! I am even more unprepared than usual, but we are full throttle nonetheless! The fun continues over on Instagram: @starsandroses_podcast where I have officially begun the great birthday investigations of 2020! 

      Want to chime in on all things astro-bach? Leave me a message and maybe I'll play it on the air!  https://anchor.fm/stars-and-roses-podcast/message

      Stars and Roses Theme: "There It Is" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com), Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

      22 min
    • Virgo's love language is "Don't question me"

      Time to re-up the sunscreen and light another citronella candle to catch up with your favorite contestants before they leave the beach, betrothed or broken-hearted but also with a couple tens of thousands more Instagram followers. SPEAKING OF WHICH! 

      Have you followed me on Instagram? http://www.instagram.com/starsandroses_podcast/

      Are you interested in working with me...astrologically? Sign up here to find out how: bit.ly/astro_hpb/

      Music: "There It Is" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/



      33 min

    About The Murky Thermae with Hannah Piper Burns

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    Reality TV, retold through the lens of astrology and the zodiac, plus musings on the current astrological weather and its ripples through the collective consciousness. Come on in, the water's just fine!