It’s a quiet Friday morning on the airwaves—or at least, it started out that way. With Alex, Dino, and James taking a long holiday weekend for Juneteenth, Kevin is flying completely solo. But just because the studio is empty doesn't mean the show is slowing down. Kevin dives headfirst into the local West Fargo cruise night recap, a crucial update on the Emerald Ash Borer invading Fargo-Moorhead trees, and a passionate breakdown of why certain political ideologies just won't die. Plus, we look at the bizarre new "Jetway Jesus" airline trend, find out what your Oreo-eating habits actually say about your mental state, and Johnny hits the streets to talk to World Cup fans who are experiencing the sheer, massive glory of American supermarkets and ranch dressing for the very first time. Grab your coffee (or your Moxie Java) and catch up on everything you need to know heading into Father's Day weekend! Standout Moments & Timestamps A Solo Studio on Juneteenth: Kevin explains why he is the last man standing in the studio, noting that Alex is sleeping off the first West Fargo cruise night of the season while Dino and James are on family duty. Dunk Until the Bubbles Stop: The definitive guide to eating an Oreo. Kevin reveals his strict milk-dunking methodology and debates the psychological profiles linked to how people eat cookies. The "Jetway Jesus" Scam: Kevin reacts to a frustrating new travel trend where able-bodied passengers fake injuries to get priority wheelchair boarding on flights, only to miraculously walk away at their destination. Gutfeld vs. The "Commies": A deep-dive review of last night's Gutfeld! episode, tackling the rise of Democratic Socialists in New York, the economic realities driving young voters, and why Europe’s multi-party system would never work in America. "Everything is Just Huge": Johnny takes a microphone to MetLife Stadium to interview international World Cup fans. The consensus? America has the best pancakes, the biggest supermarkets, and surprisingly good charisma. Tree Talk with Quincy: Quincy from Car's Tree Service joins the show to talk about the ongoing Emerald Ash Borer battle moving from Moorhead into downtown Fargo, why you should never put rocks around your pines, and the science of deep-root fertilizing. Poor Man’s Tuna Hot Dish: Kevin gets nostalgic about a time he was nearly homeless, sharing a recipe for survival that involves Kraft Mac & Cheese, frozen peas, a can of tuna,…