Remember when Jay Silver used to do actual episodes of this show & not audio dramas? Yeah, apparently, he doesn't remember either.

Anyway, this week on the Spaceship of Duct Tape & Dreams, Jay Silver casually does a flyby over Magnolia in the kingdom of Fiore—because why not? In this quaint little town lies a certain guild that's packed with dragon slayers. Oh, and they eat elements. Yeah, eat them. Like, "pass the fire, this iron needs seasoning" kind of weird.

Shall we go in for a closer look? Or should we just stay up here and judge them from a safe distance?

Judging them might be a bad idea—if a fight breaks out, we’re definitely not ready to take on a guild of dragon slayers. Better land and act like we’re just here for the sightseeing. You know, blend in, maybe compliment their weird element-eating habits.

Strap in, nerds—this one’s gonna be as chaotic as a dragon trying to dance ballet.