On this jaw-dropping (and occasionally jaw-snapping) episode of Nerd Nebula, our intrepid adventurers—Jay, Brother Barkington, and Kowasu—find themselves knee-deep (or fin-deep) in an oceanic conspiracy. The newcomer, GWS, a juvenile great white shark with a surprisingly keen sense of humor and an alarming addiction to quoting action movies, spills the fish guts on a secret that shakes the very tides of StarTropics. Will they sink or swim? Find out in this fin-tastic, tail-spinning episode of Nerd Nebula!

You all thought last week was bad? Well, Kowasu is here to make it worse! Grab your helmets and buckle up, because it’s time for another wild ride through the alphabet of insults. This week, Kowasu is bringing the heat and the burn, ready to roast you like a marshmallow over a campfire—if the campfire was made of pure sass.

Join her as we venture through the letters of the alphabet, where each one is more savage than the last. Whether you’re sensitive or stone-faced, Kowasu’s insults will have you questioning your life choices, your fashion sense, and possibly even your very existence. From A to Z, she’s here to remind you that no one is safe. So prepare to laugh, cringe, and maybe even shed a tear... of joy—or regret.

Tune in, if you dare, and let Kowasu teach you how to master the art of the savage insult. The alphabet has never been this painful... and this hilarious!

Do you know the alphabet according to Brother Barkington? No? Well, come take a seat, grab a notepad, and prepare to expand your vocabulary in ways your parents definitely wouldn’t approve of! Well it only gets worse from here! So buckle up, wash out your ears because they’re about to get filthy, and let Brother Barkington teach you the fine art of profanity—one cursed letter at a time!

This week on The Nerd Nebula, the fearless (and questionably competent) trio of Jay, Brother Barkington, and Kowasu embark on a high-seas adventure in the tropical waters of Star Tropics. Their mission? Capture a great white shark pup for a shady vendor. Simple, right?

Well, as fate (and poor navigation skills) would have it, our heroes end up sailing a little too far north. Instead of a paradise filled with sunshine and sharks, they find themselves in the freezing polar oceans—where their biggest problem isn’t the temperature, but the gang of very territorial ocean unicorns (also known as narwhals) now circling their boat. 

Do narwhals have a strict "no trespassing" policy? Yes. Are they willing to joust intruders with their majestic tusks? Also yes. Can Brother Barkington charm them with interpretive dance? Probably not, but he's not going to try anyway.

Deep in the dark woods, one sentient tree stands against the horrors of the unknown. Join us as we recount the legendary battle between Brother Barkington, a foul-mouthed, ass-kicking tree with fire powers, and the Sludge Wiggler, a slimy cryptid with a bad attitude. Expect chaos in this hilarious mini showdown of nature vs. nightmare.

This week on The Nerd Nebula, the fearless (and questionably competent) trio of Jay Silver, Brother Barkington, and Kowasu are given a simple task by the ever-mysterious Shady Vendor: capture a Carcharodon carcharias (Great White Shark) pup. Easy, right? There’s just one tiny issue spaceships aren’t exactly known for their seaworthiness.

Enter Vicious Mechanical Modifications, a shop that sounds both highly reputable and definitely not sketchy. There, they meet a man named Jimothy, who looks like he was born in a toolbox. He assures them that with enough duct tape, questionable engineering, and an anti-gravity hydrofoil (whatever that is), their spaceship will be ocean-ready in no time.

Because, obviously, strapping boat parts to a spaceship makes total sense. 

Now, with their barely-floating death trap prepped, Jay, Brother Barkington, and Kowasu set off to hunt down a shark puppy. 

What could possibly go wrong? 
(Spoiler: A lot.)

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Hey everyone, Jay here!

So, The Villainess Is an SS+ Rank Adventurer is a series I genuinely enjoy. Kaye NG has a real knack for storytelling, so I decided to reach out and ask if they’d mind me referencing the series in this silly little audio drama I’m working on.

If you were curious about what Kowasu was reading about the legendary escapades of Princess Juliette Conntzen then trust me, this story is an absolute blast. I 100% vouch for how fun it is!

Check it out using any of the links below you won’t regret it!

Royal road - https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/65109/the-villainess-is-an-ss-rank-adventurer ( Read )

Audible - https://www.audible.com.au/pd/The-Villainess-Is-an-SS-Rank-Adventurer-Audiobook/B0CCSTVSV9

IT'S BARKINGTON TIME!

Brother Barkington, the only tree in the forest with fire powers and zero sense of irony, is on a mission to become a LEGEND! Or, you know, at least get some respect. His quest? Save the town of Helmhaven from a Shrek knockoff ogre who’s somehow both uglier and more annoying. Can Barkington defeat the ogre without accidentally burning down the town? Probably not. But hey, legends have to start somewhere!

8Join Jay Silver & Brother Barkington—a reckless space adventurer and his loyal sidekick... who’s literally a talking tree—as they stumble through the galaxy in an epic tale of chaos and questionable decision-making. First, they accidentally doom an entire planet (turns out pressing all the buttons at once is a bad idea), then they steal a sacred flower from an alien temple (because Barkington insisted it would “really tie the spaceship together”).

Their journey takes them through the 16-bit boss rush from hell. Along the way, they somehow make new friends—mainly because Barkington's soothing bark puns tend to disarm even the angriest enemies.

This is the sprawling, pixel-packed tale of “The Nerd Nebula: The Side-Scrolling Planet Saga”—where bad decisions are just plot twists, saving the day involves a lot of accidental property damage, and a tree with deep roots in sarcasm steals the spotlight. Will they succeed? Probably not. But will it be hilarious? You can bet your bark on it.

Remember when Jay Silver used to do actual episodes of this show & not audio dramas? Yeah, apparently, he doesn't remember either. 

Anyway, this week on the Spaceship of Duct Tape & Dreams, Jay Silver casually does a flyby over Magnolia in the kingdom of Fiore—because why not? In this quaint little town lies a certain guild that's packed with dragon slayers. Oh, and they eat elements. Yeah, eat them. Like, "pass the fire, this iron needs seasoning" kind of weird. 

Shall we go in for a closer look? Or should we just stay up here and judge them from a safe distance? 

Judging them might be a bad idea—if a fight breaks out, we’re definitely not ready to take on a guild of dragon slayers. Better land and act like we’re just here for the sightseeing. You know, blend in, maybe compliment their weird element-eating habits. 

Strap in, nerds—this one’s gonna be as chaotic as a dragon trying to dance ballet.

Jay Silver’s Misadventures in the Nerd Nebula – Episode 1: Crash Landing on Namek

In the cold, pixelated expanse of the Nerd Nebula, chaos strikes!

Jay Silver, infamous for barely knowing which end of a ship is up, finds himself under sudden attack. As laser blasts rock his vessel, his dwindling oxygen supply forces a desperate emergency landing on Planet Namek!

Stranded and gasping for air, Jay’s survival hinges on two critical questions:

1. Will Jay be able to communicate with the Namekians, or will his Earthling idiocy make things worse?


2. Can he repair his ship and escape before his unknown attacker returns to finish the job?


3. Where is Brother Barkington?


Tune in to the first-ever AUDIO DRAMA of the Nerd Nebula, where the answers to these questions—and probably more than a few dumbass decisions—await.

Brace yourselves, because this adventure is anything but smooth sailing!