The Never Rad Miscellany

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Pal and Emma start to talk through more of the details of the scientific phenomena the Blaise team was investigating when Allan Blaise vanished. But their conversation is interrupted by the arrival of General Hillibrand, who’s determined to shut down Pal’s investigation for good. Phoenix Lights is written by Kitt Keller and features the voices […]

You have reached the voicemail box of Gurglon Pinchubrintz. Pet Sitting is written by Matt Braman and features the voices of Ryan Jenkins as Nebbix, William Crook as Mrs. Fleese, Ricco Machado-Torres as Joburn, Jenae Hirsch as Chadrick, Kitt Keller as the Answering Machine, and Matt Braman as Gurglon Pinchubrintz. Sound by Conrad Miszuk. SCENE: […]

Good news for the residents of Peaceful Digiternia Heights: dream mode has been activated!  Peaceful Digiternia Heights is written by Conrad Miszuk, and features the voices of Conrad Miszuk as Wyatt, Jenae Hirsch as Vivian, Ricco Machado-Torres as Maximillian, William Crook as Phillip, and Kitt Keller as Computer. Music, sound effects, and editing by Conrad […]

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THE INTRO CONRAD: Hello, everyone. Welcome. Thank you all so much for coming out to this fantastic event. I see a lot of familiar faces and a few new ones. Welcome. We have a big show just packed full of mind-blowing science fiction content, so I don’t want […]

C’est le super grand prix and Space Lord Cesar Salamander is on the casino planet of Montarlo to gamble (he has a system) and watch the Cloud Boat races. Sal drinks, bets, berates long-suffering robot valet QC, and accidentally ends up on the Cloud Boat Super Grand Prix starting line. Hopefully, space PD detective LaFemme […]

Support us on Patreon: NeverRad.com/Patreon SCENE 1: SPACE LORD CESAR SALAMANDER’S DATING PROFILE SFX 1: ACTIVATE HOLOGRAM SFX 2: FIXING A DRINK SALAMANDER: Oh, hello. I did not see you there. My name is Space Lord Cesar Salamander and if you are watching this holo-recording, which I assume you are, (HICCUP) congratulations. You have selected […]

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In this special holiday flashback, we see Det. Pal Vargas meet her first client and make an important new friend against the backdrop of Christmas 1945. Phoenix Lights is written by Kitt Keller and features the voices of Ryan Jenkins as Pal, Jenae Hirsch as Minnie, Ricco Machado-Torres as the client Alvin, William Crook as […]

Come to the show! neverrad.com/ticket Hello never rad listeners. Conrad here. The next Volume of the never rad Miscellany will be live at the Rebel lounge in Phoenix Arizona on March 2nd. $10 in advance, $15 day of. Doors at 6:30, show at 7. If you’re going to be in town, please come support us. […]