Larry cheats on his wardrobe, but never on his wife. He doesn't have the desire to cheat and doesn't even understand how it works. Plus a Joke Of The Week courtesy of friend of the show Greg Fitzsimmons! Then we hear about that famous Marilyn Monroe scene from "The Seven Year Itch," and Larry recites "Love's Philosophy" by Percy Bysshe Shelley.

Quote Of The Week: "Nobody rubs a butt for no reason."

Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana